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06.11.2011 - 15:28
JD
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I hate it when bands do this...

The orginal image:


Copycats cover:


Another stupid copycats cover:






So you know what to do, post the most stupid\copycats\ugly covers here.
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06.11.2011 - 17:53
vezzy
Stallmanite


Seriously, what the fuck? I can do better in Photoshop in three minutes than that.



And one for good measure.
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07.11.2011 - 15:35
Tranquillizer
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07.11.2011 - 17:29
Warman
Erotic Stains
I think Tranquillizer just posted some awesome shit!
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07.11.2011 - 22:15
Daniell
_爱情_
Elite
That Fireaxe guy really excels at sucky covers.



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08.11.2011 - 00:19
king_matt
What the hell is this Fireaxe shit?
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08.11.2011 - 09:00
Troy Killjoy
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Written by king_matt on 08.11.2011 at 00:19
What the hell is this Fireaxe shit?

Avant-garde impressionism.
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08.11.2011 - 16:44
Tranquillizer
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Written by king_matt on 08.11.2011 at 00:19

What the hell is this Fireaxe shit?


Quote:
Fireaxe is the one man epic power/thrash project of Brian Voth, and Food For The Gods is his magnum opus. It's a forty-nine track album about man and his relationship with the the things he worships, spanning from the dawn of civilization to the end of the universe. The lyrics are all quite excellent. though his voice can be annoying to some.

All of FIreaxe's material is released under the Creative Commons license, which means you're free to download, distribute, or do whatever with the music as long as you do not make a profit off of it and give credit to the band.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKrsjR3lwYY
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09.11.2011 - 00:23
Hendrikse
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Hellcock's Pornflakes - Rompeprop

This album cover just makes me WTF.
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09.11.2011 - 17:37
Zombie94
Written by [user id=122079] on 09.11.2011 at 00:23

Hellcock's Pornflakes - Rompeprop

This album cover just makes me WTF.


hahahaahahaha!
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09.11.2011 - 18:16
JD
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Written by [user id=122079] on 09.11.2011 at 00:23

Hellcock's Pornflakes - Rompeprop

lol

====D Pornflakes!
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09.11.2011 - 18:35
Hendrikse
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Written by [user id=122079] on 09.11.2011 at 00:23

Hellcock's Pornflakes - Rompeprop

This album cover just makes me WTF.




im use to pretty extreme-ish stuff, but not as weird as this.
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09.11.2011 - 20:08
Troy Killjoy
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Written by [user id=122079] on 09.11.2011 at 18:35
:o im use to pretty extreme-ish stuff, but not as weird as this.

Watch more porn and that'll look appetizing.
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20.11.2011 - 05:53
Lit.
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Written by [user id=122079] on 09.11.2011 at 18:35

Written by [user id=122079] on 09.11.2011 at 00:23

Hellcock's Pornflakes - Rompeprop

This album cover just makes me WTF.



im use to pretty extreme-ish stuff, but not as weird as this.


Oh god, that image is never gonna leave my head.
Good thing I don't like Corn Flakes.
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20.11.2011 - 06:15
Troy Killjoy
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Written by [user id=101272] on 20.11.2011 at 05:53
Good thing I don't like Corn Flakes.

Funny, whenever I think of that cover I get this inexplicable urge to pour myself a bowl...
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20.11.2011 - 16:59
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
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21.11.2011 - 21:34
Oaken
Hipster
What about this one? It has some insanely butt kicking black metal inside, but the cover, I don't know what they were thinking when they did it...
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21.11.2011 - 21:38
Troy Killjoy
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Immortal always mocked the black metal scene. Posting any of their covers here is irrelevant. Just look at their videos.
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22.11.2011 - 11:28
For some strange reason....i dont like this one :
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24.11.2011 - 06:40
Children Of Bodom - Oops I Did It Again! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtXlBbWeB4 What the fuck, but this cover is better that original song.
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07.12.2011 - 19:43
JD
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I don't know, too kvlty I guess.

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08.12.2011 - 02:12
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by [user id=28526] on 07.12.2011 at 19:43

I don't know, too kvlty I guess.



\and a terrible album to boot
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28.01.2014 - 05:18
no one
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...man that Fireaxe is TERRIBLE
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28.01.2014 - 08:10
Skoda
Helloween's CGI artwork before 7 Sinners I've always felt to be pretty terrible. I mean geez, they went from masterful artwork like this:



To pitiful CGI trash like this. Reminds me of Iron Maiden a la Dance of Death type CGI, though even worse.



... On second thought, Dance of Death may in fact be worse...

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28.01.2014 - 08:50
no one
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Are some of these so bad they can't even be viewed ?
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28.01.2014 - 10:36
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=136611] on 28.01.2014 at 08:50

Are some of these so bad they can't even be viewed ?

yes ,those would leave you with mental scars for the rest of your life
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13.04.2015 - 13:05
Ganondox
Maybe doing a glow effect on text was actually cool back in 1995, I dunno as I wasn't alive then, but I literally laughed out loud when I saw the cover for "Slaughter of the Soul".



And Dance of Death is definitely the worst cover art ever, I don't know how any thought that was a good idea.
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13.04.2015 - 19:58
Lit.
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Behold, the contender, if not outright winner, for worse album cover this year:



What in the name of the fuck were they smoking?
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13.04.2015 - 20:04
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Oh, come on. That cover is pretty good.
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13.04.2015 - 21:11
no one
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Written by Karlabos on 13.04.2015 at 20:04

Oh, come on. That cover is pretty good.

yeah, it definitely ain't "stupid"
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