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False Metal: What's your definition



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19.01.2012 - 05:27
BlueMobius
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I hear the term "False Metal" used every now and then to describe certain bands. I've heard everything from Slipknot to Daath called this. I would like to know how fellow Metal Storm users define false metal. And what are the requirements to be considered as such? What bands do you consider false metal?
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19.01.2012 - 05:30
Troy Killjoy
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http://metalstorm.net/forum/topic.php?topic_id=1465

It's the opposite of whatever they refer to as "true" in that thread.

Both terms are equally retarded though, and should only be used sardonically.
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19.01.2012 - 05:30
JohnDoe
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I dunno what false metal is.

But Joey DeMaio does.
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19.01.2012 - 17:41
Pondscum
To paraphrase Justice Potter Stewart on pornography...."I shall not try to define what False Metal is, but I know it when I hear it".
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03.07.2012 - 20:17
Mad Arab666
Don't pay too much attention to "false metal" or "true metal". I just listen to what sounds good in my ears. If someone has a problem with that I just tell to complain to a brick wall lol.
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03.07.2012 - 20:21
Boxcar Willy
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Who the fuck cares?

If you like it than listen to it, if other people don't like it, don't cram it down their throats.
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03.07.2012 - 20:38
Lit.
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Metal is metal.
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03.07.2012 - 21:49
Necrox
Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.07.2012 at 20:21

Who the fuck cares?

If you like it than listen to it, if other people don't like it, don't cram it down their throats.

+1
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04.07.2012 - 11:17
Uldreth
Anything Manowar does.
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04.07.2012 - 15:50
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 19.01.2012 at 05:30
It's the opposite of whatever they refer to as "true" in that thread.
Both terms are equally retarded though, and should only be used sardonically.

THIS.

So yeah... thread terminated if you ask me.
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Like you could kiss my ass

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05.07.2012 - 10:26
emperorgonzo
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False metal?
No offense but False metal? What do you mean by false metal?

Definition of FALSE

1: not corresponding to truth or reality <a test for HIV which gave false results>
2: artificially made <false teeth>
3: of a kind related to or resembling another kind that is usually designated by the unqualified vernacular <false oats>
?false·ly adverb
?false·ness noun


Isn't that why we have genres in metal so that we can split up the types of metal? The question makes no sense.
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05.07.2012 - 16:36
Thrashette
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Whenever an annoying individual uses the term "real metal" or even just "real music", I ask "What? As opposed to imaginary?"
False metal just seems like a term that metalheads use to make fun of bands/genres they dislike...
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05.07.2012 - 16:57
axelx666
Metal is metal.

Those who call SLIPKNOT or DEATH false metal should be hit with a guitar.
metal is metal..

"To some people heavy metal is Motorhead and to others it's Judas Priest."
Glenn Danzig




"Heavy metal is what Im into. Shit that moves you. Shit that has heart and soul. "

Dimebag Darrell


it's defined in the ears of the listener, im assuming by false metal they mean imitators of true metal,

(black sabbath,iron maiden,manowar) bands that started the genre, they believe that NWOBHM or old-school metal is the ONLY metal, and this isn't the first time i heard someone say it. it's commonly used by hardcore fans of old-school metal. those who refuse to let their ideals die.


and if i had to pick a false metal band: LIMP BIZKIT (i don't know how you consider that metal)

this will help: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=false%20metal
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05.07.2012 - 20:34
Lit.
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Written by axelx666 on 05.07.2012 at 16:57

and if i had to pick a false metal band: LIMP BIZKIT (i don't know how you consider that metal)

Nu/Rap Metal, bro. You just nullified your whole opinion.
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06.07.2012 - 05:36
BlueMobius
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Written by Uldreth on 04.07.2012 at 11:17

Anything Manowar does.

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06.07.2012 - 06:36
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
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False metal is whatever i am listening to at the moment.
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09.07.2012 - 16:33
Cynic Metalhead
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Written by Uldreth on 04.07.2012 at 11:17

Anything Manowar does.

If you trying to climb up the stairs of "wannabe despising Manowar stuff" train, then probably you should take a step back. Cause. you ain't deserve to say that.

No matter how pathetic they are or been portrayed, Manowar is still bigger than your family hoss.
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09.07.2012 - 17:13
Uldreth
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 09.07.2012 at 16:33



If you trying to climb up the stairs of "wannabe despising Manowar stuff" train, then probably you should take a step back. Cause. you ain't deserve to say that.

No matter how pathetic they are or been portrayed, Manowar is still bigger than your family hoss.

This just didn't make any sense, but that is expected of you.
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01.12.2012 - 19:00
megadeath13
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There isnt such a thing as "False metal. Metal is metal, period
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02.12.2012 - 20:58
CobiWan1993
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Yeah, while i can't stand Nu metal, Glam metal, and the "core" sub genres, it's still metal, since it's all about the sound of the music, not what the music stands for.
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03.12.2012 - 00:55
Nukeassault
I don't give a piss what is and isn't metal. I just listen to what sounds good.
But if I had define it it,
I would say anything that tries to make metal popular or mainstream. The whole idea of metal was to stray away from society, and bands like avenged sevenfold that are trying to make metal mainstream.
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03.12.2012 - 16:31
nasmith
Written by Nukeassault on 03.12.2012 at 00:55

I don't give a piss what is and isn't metal. I just listen to what sounds good.
But if I had define it it,
I would say anything that tries to make metal popular or mainstream. The whole idea of metal was to stray away from society

This. Although A7X has even said that they're not about sounding "metal enough," just making good music with metal influence.
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03.12.2012 - 16:37
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
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Written by nasmith on 03.12.2012 at 16:31


This. Although A7X has even said that they're not about sounding "metal enough," just making good music with metal influence.

Just a shame they also fail at making good music (with or without metal influences)
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03.12.2012 - 19:40
Fritillaria
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I might not be interested in glam or power stuffs, also I don't like majority of nu metal but still I can't use the terms true or false for them, I just listen to whatever and pick the ones sound interesting to me.
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03.12.2012 - 20:19
Fallen Ghost
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It doesn't exist.. But, there are shit metal!
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03.12.2012 - 21:10
Lit.
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Written by Nukeassault on 03.12.2012 at 00:55

I would say anything that tries to make metal popular or mainstream. The whole idea of metal was to stray away from society, and bands like avenged sevenfold that are trying to make metal mainstream.

Stupidest thing I've ever read. Metal is already mainstream enough thanks to bands like Metallica and Iron Maiden, and you're acting as if the whole Glam movement didn't happen. The whole idea of metal is to not "stray away from society." Don't let the ideals of those kvlt underground black metal bands poison your mind.

Written by Fallen Ghost on 03.12.2012 at 20:19

It doesn't exist.. But, there are shit metal!


Such as?
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03.12.2012 - 21:12
Fritillaria
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Written by [user id=101272] on 03.12.2012 at 21:10

Written by Nukeassault on 03.12.2012 at 00:55

I would say anything that tries to make metal popular or mainstream. The whole idea of metal was to stray away from society, and bands like avenged sevenfold that are trying to make metal mainstream.

Stupidest thing I've ever read. Metal is already mainstream enough thanks to bands like Metallica and Iron Maiden, and you're acting as if the whole Glam movement didn't happen. The whole idea of metal is to not "stray away from society." Don't let the ideals of those kvlt underground black metal bands poison your mind.

Written by Fallen Ghost on 03.12.2012 at 20:19

It doesn't exist.. But, there are shit metal!


Such as?

I strongly agree with you
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03.12.2012 - 21:14
Lit.
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Written by [user id=130727] on 03.12.2012 at 21:12

I strongly agree with you

Thank you in the peanut gallery.
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03.12.2012 - 21:15
Fritillaria
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Ow ! I ruined the quotation! pff always had problem with quotes!
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03.12.2012 - 21:21
Fredd
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False Metal? You mean metalloid? I know metalloids. A metalloid is a chemical element with properties that are in-between or a mixture of those of metals and nonmetals, and which is considered to be difficult to classify unambiguously as either a metal or a nonmetal. There is no standard definition of a metalloid nor is there agreement as to which elements are appropriately classified as such.

There you go. Chemists have it all sorted out.
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