Listening to metal while having sex?
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Posted by Unknown user, 02.02.2008 - 17:04
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24.11.2008 - 01:02 MyEpica
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HAHA, I must say that I never stop the "act" because I have to find my "favorite sex music", haha, but interesting thought...what kind of music would I prefer..? hmm... Now I have something to think about...
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Ernis 狼獾 |
28.11.2008 - 11:57 Written by [user id=36061] on 24.11.2008 at 01:02 I imagine the situation.... She: Dang....it's Prostitute Disfugurement playing....switch it switch it! He: All right....(switches to another song) She: That's nice... He: The hell...that next song is some bowing slow one...plus it reminds me how I broke up with my last girlfriend...I'll switch it... She: Mayb we should turn off the random track mode.... Forget it....
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benvolent |
07.12.2008 - 12:15
I have strong doubts, that I'll find a girl, which would have sex to tech death.. But: Kyuss is awesome while having sex! Diverse and strong - slow songs to rest, hard songs to push..
---- The struggle to free myself of restraints, becomes my very shackles
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07.12.2008 - 14:26 THE_BLACK_GOD
Account deleted Written by [user id=36061] on 24.11.2008 at 01:02 if u r powerful in sex and ur partner is powerful as u! choose thrash music! but it needs power and speed and if u r not u have to choose Doom or Gothic things. and If u r Ultura sexy and violent! u have to choose Death metal. and ... PS:I think Marcel has to write 101 rules of listening metal while having sex at funny stuff area!
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Khaldi |
07.12.2008 - 14:54 Written by [user id=31891] on 07.12.2008 at 14:26 death metal ?? mmm.. what about BM ?
---- Urartu is a NeoHittite and ProtoArmenian kingdom !!
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THE_BLACK_GOD Account deleted |
07.12.2008 - 14:58 THE_BLACK_GOD
Account deleted Written by Khaldi on 07.12.2008 at 14:54 maybe its better to kill ur partner ! lol I dont have any opinion about black metal while having sex! cause I didnt use it yet.
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iaberis Advice Troll |
09.12.2008 - 06:03
I've done it with Septic Flesh, In Flames, The Gathering, Lacuna Coil and Avril Lavinge... xD not bad!
---- Bitch! Please
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Genghis Kal Account deleted |
09.12.2008 - 12:10 Genghis Kal
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I could never listen to metal while having sex because the sound of another man growling is a bit of a turn off for me.
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-tom- Mr FancyPants |
09.12.2008 - 13:19
A bit of advice for all of you: If you go out and meet a nice girl and you're able to convince her to come back to your place, don't then insist on putting your music on and saying "Shit, this riff is fucking awesome! Listen!" It's a bit of a faux-pas. Just thought I'd let you know.
---- "This rudderless world is not shaped my metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us" Read Watchmen.
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Ernis 狼獾 |
09.12.2008 - 13:42
@iaberis...in fact your post leaves an impression that you've done it with the members of these bands in person.....and Avril.....
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Elio Red Nightmare |
09.12.2008 - 14:01 Written by Ernis on 09.12.2008 at 13:42 Well, at least probably he has done it also with Cristina Scabbia
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Ernis 狼獾 |
09.12.2008 - 14:03 Written by Elio on 09.12.2008 at 14:01 And Avril....you know they're both beautiful......
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Elio Red Nightmare |
09.12.2008 - 14:07 Written by Ernis on 09.12.2008 at 14:03 I'm not that sure about Avril but at least it is better to have sex with her than listening to her music
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Uller |
10.12.2008 - 04:40
Yes, and loud so no one can hear you. But when you are doing it, who cares about metal?? you are not going like "oh wait i cant come right now, i love that bodom guitar solo" so what the hell
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Hyvaarin |
13.12.2008 - 23:47 Written by -tom- on 09.12.2008 at 13:19 "Hold on baby, I want this to be perfect for us, let me just put on some Sarcofago "
---- "Summoned By Words Never Spoken Before..."
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
14.12.2008 - 00:03 Written by Hyvaarin on 13.12.2008 at 23:47 Naah, I'd tell her I'll put on Slaughter - Fuck Of Death
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Black Mass Posts: 427 |
14.12.2008 - 00:43
Whatever you choose to listen to while shagging, try not to break out into song half way through poking your missus. Can really put a girl off her game....unless its a song you both know and you both start singing at the same time. Then again, you're mind should be on the task at hand!
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
14.12.2008 - 03:16 Written by Jason W. on 03.02.2008 at 01:32 That must be a wonderful experience.... Since that album seems just perfect for a romantic meeting And Liv's voice on tracks like "Cassandra" and "Venus" comes right from heaven itself Written by +{Jonas}+ on 07.10.2008 at 04:55 I'm virgin so I don't have any kind of experience with this.. But I agree with the TOT thing. Liv's voice is mega-sexy. The album Assembly almost talks to you saying: "use me to do her!".... And I'm not the biggest fan of the latest Paradise Lost... But Icon, Draconian times and specially Host are really some good and romatic albums. If you still like TOT... their first 3 albums are also really nice. some good clasical music going on. but on Aegis the thing is perfect IMO... slow yet sweet music XD But like I said.. what the hell I should know XD
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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-tom- Mr FancyPants |
14.12.2008 - 15:11
I think that if you're into fast music, you'd like fast energetic sex and if you're into doom metal, for example, you'd like slow, romantic sex with lots of kissing and foreplay. Is that a fair assumption? That there is generally some kind of consistency between these things. So try to avoid girls that are into Rupture unless you have a pneumatic drill for a penis.
---- "This rudderless world is not shaped my metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us" Read Watchmen.
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
14.12.2008 - 15:15 Written by -tom- on 14.12.2008 at 15:11 I think I agree... I do like death and black metal but I think that I really like romantic stuff with a girl. So even if I love those bands. It would be impossible for me to do that with .. I don't know, Pig Destroyer for example.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Ernis 狼獾 |
14.12.2008 - 15:24 Written by X-Ray Rod on 14.12.2008 at 03:16 Oh dear my.....now if to only think of "Automatic Lover".... Well, everyone knows that the concept of "Assembly" is sex.....
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
14.12.2008 - 15:58 Written by Ernis on 14.12.2008 at 15:24 "Don't you wanna end up with this mister?... UUUHHHH!!!!" That line is just... damn, so sexy.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Ascendant187 |
20.12.2008 - 10:23
From my personal experience it's surprisingly a lot of fun to have music on while in the act. I think because my girl is still at home it's a way to make sure no one else hears us... but it's actually really cool at the same time. I've almost fallen into the trap of stopping to listen to riffs and such, which could be bad, but thankfully she's just as into metal as me. Our favourites (thus far) include: Therion's Celebrators Of Becoming DVD (throw the Mexico City show or the Wacken 2006 show on and go for it) Bloodbath's Resurrection Through Carnage Dimmu Borgir's In Sorti Diaboli (ladies choice; pays to be a gentleman)
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hexenigma |
20.12.2008 - 10:31 Written by Ascendant187 on 20.12.2008 at 10:23 Yes, In Sorte Diaboli (the invaluable darkness in particular) is bad in that sense, especially as you can't help but start singing out loud/ headbanging along to it while doin' the deed...speaking from personal experience
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Ascendant187 |
20.12.2008 - 10:39 Written by hexenigma on 20.12.2008 at 10:31 The headbanging was funny/cool... good thing we weren't in a rush either .
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hexenigma |
20.12.2008 - 11:04 Written by Ascendant187 on 20.12.2008 at 10:39 Don't think we could rush what we were doin'
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Genghis Kal Account deleted |
20.12.2008 - 12:11 Genghis Kal
Account deleted Written by hexenigma on 20.12.2008 at 11:04 The rest of the world doesn't need to know.
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Promonex Cathemeral Elite |
20.12.2008 - 12:30 Written by [user id=2943] on 20.12.2008 at 12:11 Of course it does! Post pics, please
---- All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu... This is the truth! This is my belief! ...At least for now. - The Mystery of Life, Vol. 841 Ch. 26
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Slayer666 |
20.12.2008 - 12:49
You know,there is a downside to this.Imagine a situation like this: You've finnaly conviced some girl (ain't she lucky) to come back to your place for some *** and then you put on some metal.Then she goes :"AAAAA,God,what the hell is this???!!!What kind of a pshyco ARE YOU???!!!I'm outta here!!!".
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