Written by masterguitar550 on 04.12.2010 at 21:01

Beast Of Metal for a thrash band.

I had this idea before!
Polar Bear for an atmospheric black metal band.

Morpheus Masque -- My death/black metal band.

I was talking to a friend of mine about metal who knows nothing about metal. I told him that my favorite bands were Megadeth and Overkill and he said, "Why do all of your favorite bands have death and kill in them? Do you listen to a band called Super Ultrakill or something?"

Which got me thinking, that would be a shitty name. So shitty it's actually... shitty.

Written by [user id=111774] on 31.08.2011 at 04:48

I was talking to a friend of mine about metal who knows nothing about metal. I told him that my favorite bands were Megadeth and Overkill and he said, "Why do all of your favorite bands have death and kill in them? Do you listen to a band called Super Ultrakill or something?"

I have gone through that same conversation with my friends many times. You don't really realize how morbid/dark/goofy metal band's names are until your friends make fun of them.

Graviton Wave

Tasty Prawns
Genre: Brutal death fish eating metal
Seriously i would call it Light Fades
Genre: dark doom metal

Mini Horse Death Stomp

Conquistawhore

Devil was an Nsync.

Ringing any bells?

Epic poems.

Winter Soul
Pain Of Eternity
The Blackness
Fluffy Mittens
Threewaynecrofuckpheilia (stole that one from Drawn Together)

Toxic Fart

Murder Velocity for a crossover thrash band.

Written by [user id=28526] on 07.09.2011 at 02:11

Devil was an Nsync.

Ringing any bells?

Deathcore.

Written by king_matt on 11.09.2011 at 05:48

Murder Velocity for a crossover thrash band.

Written by [user id=28526] on 07.09.2011 at 02:11

Devil was an Nsync.

Ringing any bells?

Deathcore.

PROGRESSIVE deathcore

Written by Boxcar Willy on 12.09.2011 at 02:53

Written by king_matt on 11.09.2011 at 05:48

Murder Velocity for a crossover thrash band.

Written by [user id=28526] on 07.09.2011 at 02:11

Devil was an Nsync.

Ringing any bells?

Deathcore.

PROGRESSIVE deathcore

Wrong!

It's Canadian Algebracore.

Written by [user id=28526] on 12.09.2011 at 03:12

Written by Boxcar Willy on 12.09.2011 at 02:53

Written by king_matt on 11.09.2011 at 05:48

Murder Velocity for a crossover thrash band.

Written by [user id=28526] on 07.09.2011 at 02:11

Devil was an Nsync.

Ringing any bells?

Deathcore.

PROGRESSIVE deathcore

Wrong!

It's Canadian Algebracore.

ahh. i was close.

"Whorefarter" !!!

I saw a funny band name the other day... Demented Retarded:)

Written by WickedBuddhi on 04.03.2011 at 05:16

Lung Butter

stealing this

Antares or Averno I will the vocalist. The genre will be anything. All Metal is good for me.

Written by JCJen7 on 31.08.2011 at 06:44

Written by [user id=111774] on 31.08.2011 at 04:48

I was talking to a friend of mine about metal who knows nothing about metal. I told him that my favorite bands were Megadeth and Overkill and he said, "Why do all of your favorite bands have death and kill in them? Do you listen to a band called Super Ultrakill or something?"

I have gone through that same conversation with my friends many times. You don't really realize how morbid/dark/goofy metal band's names are until your friends make fun of them.

"Why do you listen to all that anger? Listen to something that makes you happy! Wake up, metal is noise. It's just a bunch of satanists hitting their instruments hard."
I always hear this. I hate it. Crappy mainstream people will never learn...

I hate to pick on you so much Beasty, but doesn't it bother you that you're a walking cliche? "Mainstream people"? What the fuck is a mainstream person. Am I mainstream because I like Elton John and Adele?

Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.11.2011 at 20:42

I hate to pick on you so much Beasty, but doesn't it bother you that you're a walking cliche?

It's funny, because he's a new generation anachronism.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.11.2011 at 20:42

I like Elton John

I... don't even know you anymore.
This is by far one of the most shocking things I've read in my time here.

Written by Slayer666 on 25.11.2011 at 11:17
This is by far one of the most shocking things I've read in my time here.

Oh it gets more shocking than that, I assure you.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.11.2011 at 18:17

Oh it gets more shocking than that, I assure you.

You slept with Rebecca Black? That's the only thing I could possibly think of, tbh.

...

That's it!

I'm gonna name by grindcore band Rebecca Black!

Putrid Diarrhea Vomit.

The name started out as a joke for my friends' band because they are huge Killswitch Engage fans (and their band sounded similar to KsE) but after a while I felt it would make a great name for a brutal death metal band...

Lifeswitch Disengage

FuckFast RapeSlow.