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Worst names for metal bands



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Posted by Kennoth, 22.05.2010 - 00:19
So, I was browsing one day through Last.fm, and I find this underground black metal act called Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult, and I coulnd't help but to wonder how on EARTH do you come up with something so lame and wannabe cvlt. I mean seriously... I don't really care if their music is good (and since I hate black metal, for me probably not).

So, got any similar ones to share? Remember, we're talking about lame, stupid names, not how good or bad their music is.
24.01.2021 - 21:12
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.01.2021 at 19:46

Written by Ansercanagicus on 24.01.2021 at 19:45
could have been "Fart Of Steel", or "Dragonfart"

Dragonfart of Steele.

I made that just for you.

Dragon cum on steel sounds better
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24.01.2021 - 21:30
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Written by Bad English on 24.01.2021 at 16:07

If you need pi k up band in s airport or...

Ha! Reminded of this picture:
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24.01.2021 - 21:57
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Tage Westerlund
Written by Karlabos on 24.01.2021 at 21:30

Written by Bad English on 24.01.2021 at 16:07

If you need pi k up band in s airport or...

Ha! Reminded of this picture:
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Me to I wish I was there and see folks faces
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25.01.2021 - 09:58
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.01.2021 at 19:53

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 24.01.2021 at 19:40
Admiration and persistence have always followed them. It has gotten bigger now.

Fan is just an abbreviation of fanatic.

Correct. I hope it doesn't corrupt you with the adoring line of activities they have in arsenal.
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26.01.2021 - 02:41
Boxcar Willy
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Limp Bizkit has gotta be #1.
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26.01.2021 - 10:57
Ball Fondlers
MyGrain. That is just about the lamest name I've seen for a band
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14.02.2021 - 18:12
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Tage Westerlund
An good example what Nik and Mary discussed
https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/igor-cavalera-explains-why-sepultura-wore-swastika-t-shirts-during-bands-early-years/

Many of you probably did not know that in that time was 2 Germanies, one free, other occopied. Still today Dinamo Dresden fans likes that symbol- There was 2 Europas, one free, other red. That time all was different, swastika, FTW was as rebelion, that time long hair, ripper jeans, punk face did provoke society, swastika provoked, but Europeains was not so sensitive . It worked, it was good way to piss ppl off.
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14.02.2021 - 20:31
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
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14.02.2021 - 20:33
JoHn Doe
Written by Bad English on 14.02.2021 at 20:31

The Misanthropic Danceband Will Play Their Greatest Hits When All the Loners of the World Unite


not lame at all, just intentionally ridiculous.
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14.02.2021 - 22:28
Starvynth
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Written by Bad English on 14.02.2021 at 18:12

Many of you probably did not know that in that time was 2 Germanies, one free, other occopied. Still today Dinamo Dresden fans likes that symbol- There was 2 Europas, one free, other red. That time all was different, swastika, FTW was as rebelion, that time long hair, ripper jeans, punk face did provoke society, swastika provoked, but Europeains was not so sensitive . It worked, it was good way to piss ppl off.

Frankly, I find it very hard to believe that there is a user of this forum who is older than 11 years and who has never heard of The Wall and West Germany/East Germany.
Furthermore, I don't think you really understood the essence of the linked article. Igor Cavalera: "But it was just plain stupid."
What you certainly didn't understand is the situation with Dynamo Dresden. Yes, many supporters of the club suffer a fetish-like attraction to the swastika, in particular the entire fanclub fraction "Faust des Ostens" (Fist of the East) is affected. Because they are scummy fascists. Period.

Please think twice before posting blathering nonsense.
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19.02.2021 - 20:18
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Harakiri For The Sky
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21.02.2021 - 12:20
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Maco on 19.02.2021 at 20:18

Harakiri For The Sky

Its lame, but same time there are many other what are more stupid if we can say so. So its not lamest of them all.
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23.02.2021 - 08:24
Ball Fondlers
Written by Maco on 19.02.2021 at 20:18

Harakiri For The Sky

I find that I don't usually like any bands with "For The", "Of The", "For My", and have tended to not check them out assuming they are probably metalcore, or just shit.
I've only been caught out once when the band actually turned out to be good. "Wolves In The Throne Room".

Children Of Bodom was also an early exception.

Harakiri For The Sky is ok. But after seeing them live I've been turned off.
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23.02.2021 - 17:58
Maco
Pvt Funderground
Written by Ball Fondlers on 23.02.2021 at 08:24

Written by Maco on 19.02.2021 at 20:18

Harakiri For The Sky

I find that I don't usually like any bands with "For The", "Of The", "For My", and have tended to not check them out assuming they are probably metalcore, or just shit.
I've only been caught out once when the band actually turned out to be good. "Wolves In The Throne Room".

Children Of Bodom was also an early exception.

Harakiri For The Sky is ok. But after seeing them live I've been turned off.

Truth be told I don't even like the name "Wolves In The Throne Room" sounds quite cheesy.

I checked only one album from Harakiri and it's not worth it, they don't justify their time.
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07.11.2021 - 21:47
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Can we take a minute to appreciate how bad of a name Destroyer 666 is?
it legit sounds like what a 14-year old who recently got into rock would come up with if he was asked his username for a game account.
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07.11.2021 - 22:08
no one
Written by Karlabos on 07.11.2021 at 21:47

Can we take a minute to appreciate how bad of a name Destroyer 666 is?
it legit sounds like what a 14-year old who recently got into rock would come up with if he was asked his username for a game account.

Yeah that is pretty bad.

I always come across terrible names but I forget them. Though one I do remember is "Extreme cold winter"
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07.11.2021 - 22:11
AndyMetalFreak
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Limp Bizkit is a lame name, and a lame band tbf.
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07.11.2021 - 22:22
JoHn Doe
Written by AndyMetalFreak on 07.11.2021 at 22:11

Limp Bizkit is a lame name, and a lame band tbf.

the band name is not bad at all, but yeah, awful music, I agree.
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07.11.2021 - 22:27
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Written by no one on 07.11.2021 at 22:08

I always come across terrible names but I forget them. Though one I do remember is "Extreme cold winter"

I bet it sounds as generic as the name suggests

It sounds like a BE shout, lol!
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12.11.2021 - 18:01
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Tage Westerlund
Written by no one on 07.11.2021 at 22:08

Written by Karlabos on 07.11.2021 at 21:47

Can we take a minute to appreciate how bad of a name Destroyer 666 is?
it legit sounds like what a 14-year old who recently got into rock would come up with if he was asked his username for a game account.

Yeah that is pretty bad.

I always come across terrible names but I forget them. Though one I do remember is "Extreme cold winter"

Take away that number, less provoke sensitive people, but ECW maybe not best name, but its not so had att all.
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12.11.2021 - 19:38
no one
Written by Bad English on 12.11.2021 at 18:01

Written by no one on 07.11.2021 at 22:08

Written by Karlabos on 07.11.2021 at 21:47

Can we take a minute to appreciate how bad of a name Destroyer 666 is?
it legit sounds like what a 14-year old who recently got into rock would come up with if he was asked his username for a game account.

Yeah that is pretty bad.

I always come across terrible names but I forget them. Though one I do remember is "Extreme cold winter"

Take away that number, less provoke sensitive people, but ECW maybe not best name, but its not so had att all.

Surprise me if anyone is still sensitive to 666
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01.01.2022 - 09:01
kethnaab
On Thorns I Lay
terrible name, great album in 2020
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01.01.2022 - 13:38
JoHn Doe
Written by kethnaab on 01.01.2022 at 09:01

On Thorns I Lay
terrible name, great album in 2020

Not a bad name at all, it's some kind of metaphor. If you take it literally, it does sound dumb.
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01.01.2022 - 14:58
Roman Doez
Hallucigenia
Black legions of death 666 is a personnal favorite of mine
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01.01.2022 - 18:28
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by kethnaab on 01.01.2022 at 09:01

On Thorns I Lay
terrible name, great album in 2020

Name is ok, nothing wrong in my eyes
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10.01.2022 - 10:45
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Paladins of the Golden Power Fights with the Great Sword of Eternal Magic and the Great Kings Will

To long, lame and hard to pronounce and remember , as joke and FTW piss rthe folk off works fine, but if you wanna someone more as joke heads listen your band and get some carear no way it wont work.
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10.01.2022 - 10:50
JoHn Doe
Written by Bad English on 10.01.2022 at 10:45

Paladins of the Golden Power Fights with the Great Sword of Eternal Magic and the Great Kings Will

To long, lame and hard to pronounce and remember , as joke and FTW piss rthe folk off works fine, but if you wanna someone more as joke heads listen your band and get some carear no way it wont work.

if you read how the band started, it's a parody band some musicians in a death metal band (LOL), make fun of power metal.

So yeah, it's funny!
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12.01.2022 - 18:35
HeavysAudio
They are one of my top 3 bands but Every Time I Die. Best band, terrible name ha.
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15.01.2022 - 01:51
Metal Rasputin
Jumpin' Jesus. They played pretty decent old-school death metal back in the day, but that dumb name is the only thing anyone ever remembers about them.
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13.02.2022 - 13:50
Enemy of Reality
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Metalcore/deathcore is full of bands with shitty names. I like FFAA, but that's a bad band name.

Iwrestledabearonce
We Butter the Bread With Butter
Job for a Cowboy
Fit for an Autopsy
The Devil Wears Prada
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