Worst names for metal bands
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Posted by Kennoth, 22.05.2010 - 00:19
So, got any similar ones to share? Remember, we're talking about lame, stupid names, not how good or bad their music is.
Bad English Tage Westerlund |
24.01.2021 - 21:57 Written by Karlabos on 24.01.2021 at 21:30 Me to I wish I was there and see folks faces
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Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena |
25.01.2021 - 09:58 Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.01.2021 at 19:53 Correct. I hope it doesn't corrupt you with the adoring line of activities they have in arsenal.
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Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
26.01.2021 - 02:41
Limp Bizkit has gotta be #1.
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Ball Fondlers |
26.01.2021 - 10:57
MyGrain. That is just about the lamest name I've seen for a band
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
14.02.2021 - 18:12
An good example what Nik and Mary discussed https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/igor-cavalera-explains-why-sepultura-wore-swastika-t-shirts-during-bands-early-years/ Many of you probably did not know that in that time was 2 Germanies, one free, other occopied. Still today Dinamo Dresden fans likes that symbol- There was 2 Europas, one free, other red. That time all was different, swastika, FTW was as rebelion, that time long hair, ripper jeans, punk face did provoke society, swastika provoked, but Europeains was not so sensitive . It worked, it was good way to piss ppl off.
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
14.02.2021 - 20:31
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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John_Doe |
14.02.2021 - 20:33 Written by Bad English on 14.02.2021 at 20:31 not lame at all, just intentionally ridiculous.
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Starvynth i c deaf people Staff |
14.02.2021 - 22:28 Written by Bad English on 14.02.2021 at 18:12 Frankly, I find it very hard to believe that there is a user of this forum who is older than 11 years and who has never heard of The Wall and West Germany/East Germany. Furthermore, I don't think you really understood the essence of the linked article. Igor Cavalera: "But it was just plain stupid." What you certainly didn't understand is the situation with Dynamo Dresden. Yes, many supporters of the club suffer a fetish-like attraction to the swastika, in particular the entire fanclub fraction "Faust des Ostens" (Fist of the East) is affected. Because they are scummy fascists. Period. Please think twice before posting blathering nonsense.
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Maco Pvt Funderground |
19.02.2021 - 20:18
Harakiri For The Sky
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
21.02.2021 - 12:20 Written by Maco on 19.02.2021 at 20:18 Its lame, but same time there are many other what are more stupid if we can say so. So its not lamest of them all.
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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Ball Fondlers |
23.02.2021 - 08:24 Written by Maco on 19.02.2021 at 20:18 I find that I don't usually like any bands with "For The", "Of The", "For My", and have tended to not check them out assuming they are probably metalcore, or just shit. I've only been caught out once when the band actually turned out to be good. "Wolves In The Throne Room". Children Of Bodom was also an early exception. Harakiri For The Sky is ok. But after seeing them live I've been turned off.
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Maco Pvt Funderground |
23.02.2021 - 17:58 Written by Ball Fondlers on 23.02.2021 at 08:24 Truth be told I don't even like the name "Wolves In The Throne Room" sounds quite cheesy. I checked only one album from Harakiri and it's not worth it, they don't justify their time.
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Karlabos |
Can we take a minute to appreciate how bad of a name Destroyer 666 is? it legit sounds like what a 14-year old who recently got into rock would come up with if he was asked his username for a game account.
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no one |
07.11.2021 - 22:08 Written by Karlabos on 07.11.2021 at 21:47 Yeah that is pretty bad. I always come across terrible names but I forget them. Though one I do remember is "Extreme cold winter"
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AndyMetalFreak A Nice Guy Contributor |
07.11.2021 - 22:11
Limp Bizkit is a lame name, and a lame band tbf.
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John_Doe |
07.11.2021 - 22:22 Written by AndyMetalFreak on 07.11.2021 at 22:11 the band name is not bad at all, but yeah, awful music, I agree.
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Karlabos |
07.11.2021 - 22:27 Written by no one on 07.11.2021 at 22:08 I bet it sounds as generic as the name suggests It sounds like a BE shout, lol!
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
12.11.2021 - 18:01 Written by no one on 07.11.2021 at 22:08 Take away that number, less provoke sensitive people, but ECW maybe not best name, but its not so had att all.
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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no one |
12.11.2021 - 19:38 Written by Bad English on 12.11.2021 at 18:01 Surprise me if anyone is still sensitive to 666
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John_Doe |
01.01.2022 - 13:38 Written by kethnaab on 01.01.2022 at 09:01 Not a bad name at all, it's some kind of metaphor. If you take it literally, it does sound dumb.
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Roman Doez Hallucigenia |
01.01.2022 - 14:58
Black legions of death 666 is a personnal favorite of mine
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
01.01.2022 - 18:28 Written by kethnaab on 01.01.2022 at 09:01 Name is ok, nothing wrong in my eyes
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
10.01.2022 - 10:45
Paladins of the Golden Power Fights with the Great Sword of Eternal Magic and the Great Kings Will To long, lame and hard to pronounce and remember , as joke and FTW piss rthe folk off works fine, but if you wanna someone more as joke heads listen your band and get some carear no way it wont work.
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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John_Doe |
10.01.2022 - 10:50 Written by Bad English on 10.01.2022 at 10:45 if you read how the band started, it's a parody band some musicians in a death metal band (LOL), make fun of power metal. So yeah, it's funny!
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HeavysAudio Posts: 4 |
12.01.2022 - 18:35
They are one of my top 3 bands but Every Time I Die. Best band, terrible name ha.
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Metal Diogenes |
15.01.2022 - 01:51
Jumpin' Jesus. They played pretty decent old-school death metal back in the day, but that dumb name is the only thing anyone ever remembers about them.
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13.02.2022 - 13:50 Enemy of Reality
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Metalcore/deathcore is full of bands with shitty names. I like FFAA, but that's a bad band name. Iwrestledabearonce We Butter the Bread With Butter Job for a Cowboy Fit for an Autopsy The Devil Wears Prada
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no one |
16.02.2022 - 09:01
There's this nz BM band called Unimpressed
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GreatPretender Posts: 4 |
We've once ended up with an wierd name, just because we had a first show before we had a cool band name. Needed something real badass and were not satisfied with anything that came in our minds. Smart as we are, we decided to postpone that decission. Told the promoter to use our bass players nickname on the bill: Action Bass Tom with band Big mighty mistake: on the posters and flyers it was written in one word Actionbasstomband , the evening went down legendary and afterwards there was no way to get that changed again ! Looking back, I learned to love that name and becoming proud of. But hell, weve ended up with it because we wanted to have a brutal and great one 😆
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