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Posted by Valentin B, 16.07.2007 - 21:40
i'm listening right now to Dio's "Holy Diver" and the song is a fucking masterpiece, it kicks major ass. but i remember when i saw it first on TV(and heard it first) on VH1. the video....was just ...fucking bad! do metal bands make cheap videos, even if they are crappy, just for the sake of having a video and the exposure and money that come with it?
12.08.2007 - 20:39
SteTech
What a grand opportunity to post the new Iced Earth video for Ten Thousand Strong!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I26y4CdNas

Really?
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17.08.2007 - 00:17
Dan066
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b714a83V22Y
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17.08.2007 - 00:37
Stalker
Lone wanderer
OK, right now I can think of Hammerfall's Harts on Fire - that bunch of not-interesting-at-all skeletons is just cheesy, and whole video is really pointless and unrelated to the song. There are many worse videos, im shure, but this is on my mind now.
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17.08.2007 - 04:26
Insineratehymn
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Metal has always been notorious for producing bad music videos. There are many factors that cause this, but the most important of these factors is the lack of money. Metal bands don't make much money (unless you're Metallica), so this means that they need to pour what money they have into making a great album. However, let's now say that the band doesn't sell that many records. What is one of the most effective ways of promoting your record? You make a music video. Keeping in mind that the band does not generate much revenue, let's say they hire an inexpensive director and the band just records themselves playing in a warehouse. The video that is produced will be pretty generic, but at least people will see it and buy the record.
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17.08.2007 - 05:23
Syk
myspace/bonerama
One of the worst videos I've ever seen...
http://www.metalstorm.ee/bands/videos.php?band_id=68&bandname=Cannibal+Corpse
I saw Festering in the Crypt last year or the year before on TV. It's disgusting and shows what a pitiful, uninspired band they are (or at least were, at the time). They're just standing in the studio, performing their derivative death metal with the least possible amount of passion or anything of interest. Yuck.
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17.08.2007 - 11:08
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Nightwish - Amaranth...worst video i have ever seen (if i dont count r'n'b or so)
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17.08.2007 - 14:24
Warman
Erotic Stains
Written by Ellrohir on 17.08.2007 at 11:08

Nightwish - Amaranth...worst video i have ever seen (if i dont count r'n'b or so)

I actually like that one, it's really nice and kinda beautiful.
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18.08.2007 - 09:30
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
at least someone
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18.08.2007 - 17:26
Ernis
狼獾
Written by Ellrohir on 18.08.2007 at 09:30

at least someone

I feared that you might start the conversation here lol...

Well....in my eyes a weird and not the best video would be "The Divided Heart" by Elvenking.....farewell the merry folk attitude...the power actually is present in the song but because of the lyrics and video images it becomes diluted....
They say the deep message of the song/video is supposed to be that death awaits all men....

sorry...while watching the video, only the following deep messages emerge...
either 1. Women=Evil
or 2. suicide's cool and deep
or 3. Elvenking was tired.....of life? of themselves? who knows of what.....
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23.08.2007 - 23:26
Unconsecrated
Perpetual Ascent
In Flames - Ordinary Story, the music is good but the video...
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13.11.2007 - 15:49
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by SteTech on 12.08.2007 at 20:39

What a grand opportunity to post the new Iced Earth video for Ten Thousand Strong!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I26y4CdNas

Really?

OK, this shows that even with some money, there always be bands who will make such shitty and pointless videos...
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13.11.2007 - 16:27
Unconsecrated
Perpetual Ascent
Indeed, that video is ridiculous. Who has seen "Under The Boards", a videoclip performed by Stormlord? They play Symphonic Black but i think their video is to gore for a band that plays this sub-genre Still a bad video imo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO80C9QM0GI
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13.11.2007 - 21:41
Lowelas OF FIRE
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Rhapsody's "Rain Of A Thousand Flames"

That takes the CAKE!
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24.11.2007 - 23:45
Oskmrgo83
Oskmrgo83
You need to see a video from Killswitch Engage, covering "Holy Diver" from Dio. I think the cover is good, but the video is just a piece of thrash. You can see that they try to take the video as a joke. So, that's a lack of respect for the original song.
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25.11.2007 - 05:05
4look4rd
The Sasquatch
Written by Ernis on 18.08.2007 at 17:26

Written by Ellrohir on 18.08.2007 at 09:30

at least someone

I feared that you might start the conversation here lol...

Well....in my eyes a weird and not the best video would be "The Divided Heart" by Elvenking.....farewell the merry folk attitude...the power actually is present in the song but because of the lyrics and video images it becomes diluted....

After I saw that video I said to myself: "I thought Elvenking was a metal band... I must have seen this video on MTV and mistaken it with some metal band's name"

But anyways that song sound like some EMO crap... Its like a metal band swallowed simple plan and took a dump afterwards shouting how "true" they still are
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25.11.2007 - 15:36
GT
Coffee!!
Staff
Written by SteTech on 12.08.2007 at 20:39

What a grand opportunity to post the new Iced Earth video for Ten Thousand Strong!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I26y4CdNas

Really?

Yep that's a pretty bad video, but the song is quite good
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25.11.2007 - 16:09
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by [user id=160] on 13.11.2007 at 21:41

Rhapsody's "Rain Of A Thousand Flames"

That takes the CAKE!

hahahaahaaa unbelievably, it's funnier than the misheard lyrics version!!!!
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26.11.2007 - 23:41
Dian Cécht
Account deleted
Sorry I had to share that one ....
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GHz8ms1TerU
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27.11.2007 - 02:22
Oracle
Orcinus
personally i think that Metallica St, Anger video is crap.
i find the video really boring and plus i think the song is boring too.
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27.11.2007 - 12:19
Dian Cécht
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Written by [user id=19201] on 26.11.2007 at 23:41

Sorry I had to share that one ....
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GHz8ms1TerU

I think that video does have it place here ... it s not a bad video. I just think it's hilarious ...
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27.11.2007 - 19:11
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
Written by Oracle on 27.11.2007 at 02:22

personally i think that Metallica St, Anger video is crap.
i find the video really boring and plus i think the song is boring too.

I dont think it is that bad. It makes sense with the lyrics I guess. St anger... prison. Yes it makes sense. I think it was a good idea.
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28.11.2007 - 00:24
Unconsecrated
Perpetual Ascent
Immortal - Call Of The Wintermoon

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
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28.11.2007 - 00:49
VPeter
Satyricon - Mother north
Belief it or not, I met people who said that video was good....
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28.11.2007 - 01:14
Oracle
Orcinus
@BloodTears: I guess that vid didnt really appeal to me that much. bit if you like it, its your opinion

@Tír na nog: haha i wonder why they liked it... it has a naked girl in it lol.
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28.11.2007 - 03:33
Torture Killer
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Anthrax-In My World, cheesiest shit i've ever seen
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28.11.2007 - 05:30
selken
Irreligious
Does anybody has mentioned Judas Priest's Turbo Lover???, the song is bad, but the video....
I was about to puke!!!
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28.11.2007 - 11:49
VPeter
Written by Oracle on 28.11.2007 at 01:14

@BloodTears: I guess that vid didnt really appeal to me that much. bit if you like it, its your opinion

@Tír na nog: haha i wonder why they liked it... it has a naked girl in it lol.

hahaha that's probally the reason indeed

Trollech also have pretty bad one but it's o so funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee0yDlLhzXg
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28.11.2007 - 12:14
Damnated
Churchburner
the new dimmu borgir video is horrible. one thing that the song is creap, but they still could have made a good video for it. but what they have done is the epitome of bad black metal videos. i think they even toppped Immortal with this one.

i literary lold when the crosses started to bleed.
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28.11.2007 - 12:50
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by selken on 28.11.2007 at 05:30

Does anybody has mentioned Judas Priest's Turbo Lover???, the song is bad, but the video....
I was about to puke!!!

haha, without the stupid skeleton guy(wtf??) it would have actually been a decent video
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28.11.2007 - 12:58
Oracle
Orcinus
@Tír na nog: well its the only explanation for it
towards the end of the vid, wtf are they doing to the girl? are gutting her?? eww
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