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Listening to metal while having sex?



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Posted by Unknown user, 02.02.2008 - 17:04
Lately I've send the song Overlord by "Liers In Wait" to a friend of mine over msn, and she said that this is the music she wants to listen to while having sex. She's no metalhead and I doubt that she ever heard of death metal in her life, but anyway, after hearing that statement I thaught, why the hell didn't I ever think of this ?! Probably because I never had a girlfriend who truly was into metal like me, but anyway, now I'm curious if some people out here listen to metal while having sex, and if so, what songs do you prefer?
26.03.2012 - 23:02
Milena
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 26.03.2012 at 23:00

But still... Gothic isn't the right album anyways. Draconian Times is where it's at.

To the album thread! Let me lead the way.

Though, you know what would be great? Pain of motherfuckin' Salvation!
A lot of their lyrics are about sex between basically fucked up people so that wouldn't work 100% well though.
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27.03.2012 - 01:10
ANGEL REAPER
Like i said before : BATHORY - Bestial lust is the killer track for having sex with equally horny and mad female...
i still think that SLAYER angel of death may do the trick...still waiting for confirmation about that....
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27.03.2012 - 01:37
mojo
Interesting question ... without reading the whole 22 pages, and thinking about it ... over the years, some metal bands I can remember having playing during sex that seemed to go well and help the atmos (or at least, not intrude) have been...
Black Sabbath
Jimi Hendrix (not strictly metal but is excellently sexy music)
Opeth
Kyuss
Pantera
Arkona
Tool
Sleep
...yes, I gave it some serious thought before posting. But don't ask me to name specific songs, heh.

To be fair, none of them were ever chosen on purpose, they just happened rto be on when things kicked off. Trying to find an epic soundtrack is stupid IMO, and if it's a favourite it can just be distracting ... anyway sex is special, when it's special - too special to need a soundtrack. But experience has taught me me slow is better, heh... You can believe me when I say Slayer really doesn't work, or try it yourself. Be sure to report back!

The real trick is, don't turn it up tooooo loud
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27.03.2012 - 03:36
Branzig
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 27.03.2012 at 01:10

Like i said before : BATHORY - Bestial lust is the killer track for having sex with equally horny and mad female...
i still think that SLAYER angel of death may do the trick...still waiting for confirmation about that....

Not just "Angel of Death" silly, the whole Reign in Blood album! Trust me! Great for endurance and rhythmic thrusts!

And...I'm thinking Bathory's "Satan My Master" more so....for when you need to be quick and to the point hahah
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27.03.2012 - 06:10
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Written by Milena on 26.03.2012 at 23:02

Though, you know what would be great? Pain of motherfuckin' Salvation!
A lot of their lyrics are about sex between basically fucked up people so that wouldn't work 100% well though.

True, true, true. The Road Salts must be excellent albums for the sexy time.
And if I remember correctly, those don't have so much fucked up people involved in the lyrics. Anyway, the sexyness on the RSs comes mainly from the music I think.
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27.03.2012 - 18:14
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Written by Unhealer on 27.03.2012 at 06:10

True, true, true. The Road Salts must be excellent albums for the sexy time.
And if I remember correctly, those don't have so much fucked up people involved in the lyrics. Anyway, the sexyness on the RSs comes mainly from the music I think.

They're not as fucked up as the ones on Remedy Lane (and Ashes on TPE), but there is a lot of cheating and dishonesty involved in a lot of those stories. I'd actually prefer the earlier albums for it, if it weren't for the lyrics, but now that you've mentioned them, both Road Salts would go down well. Because of the music.
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27.03.2012 - 20:43
Slayer666
Written by Milena on 26.03.2012 at 21:28

Haha, sorry for the essay

No worries, I'm totally used to that from you.
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27.03.2012 - 20:45
!J.O.O.E.!
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Early Nine Inch Nails and mid-to-later Akercocke for me. And I swear to God it's pure coincidence both of those band names have phallic implications, I just find them to be the best for that kind of thing.
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27.03.2012 - 20:48
Slayer666
Written by [user id=4365] on 27.03.2012 at 20:45

Early Nine Inch Nails

Dunno about their early stuff, but...

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27.03.2012 - 20:50
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Written by Slayer666 on 27.03.2012 at 20:48


Dunno about their early stuff, but...

That is early stuff =P and that's probably the best song to bone to, ever.
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27.03.2012 - 22:12
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Written by [user id=4365] on 27.03.2012 at 20:45

both of those band names have phallic implications

So Akercocke reminds you of Akerfeldt's cock as well?

No, I am never going to let it go.
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27.03.2012 - 22:14
Promonex
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When you said NIN I immediately had to think of this track. Not surprisingly, the top comment is sex-related.

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27.03.2012 - 22:27
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Milena on 27.03.2012 at 22:12

So Akercocke reminds you of Akerfeldt's cock as well?

No, I am never going to let it go.

You're never gonna let go of Akerfeldt's cock O.o
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27.03.2012 - 22:40
Uldreth
Written by [user id=4365] on 27.03.2012 at 22:27

Written by Milena on 27.03.2012 at 22:12

So Akercocke reminds you of Akerfeldt's cock as well?

No, I am never going to let it go.

You're never gonna let go of Akerfeldt's cock O.o

Too bad that was not a response to Mr. Doctor, then we'd have our third sig-quote .
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27.03.2012 - 22:40
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Written by [user id=4365] on 27.03.2012 at 22:27

You're never gonna let go of Akerfeldt's cock O.o

The analogy. I'm not even into Opeth, let alone Akerfeldt
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28.03.2012 - 17:08
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Written by [user id=4365] on 27.03.2012 at 22:27

Written by Milena on 27.03.2012 at 22:12

So Akercocke reminds you of Akerfeldt's cock as well?

No, I am never going to let it go.

You're never gonna let go of Akerfeldt's cock O.o

Well, I know I won't.
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28.03.2012 - 21:56
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Written by Unhealer on 28.03.2012 at 17:08

Well, I know I won't.

Steven Wilson won't be pleased when he finds out.
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28.03.2012 - 22:11
Unhealer
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Written by Milena on 28.03.2012 at 21:56

Steven Wilson won't be pleased when he finds out.

That reminded me of this:


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04.04.2012 - 05:12
Lit.
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Written by Unhealer on 28.03.2012 at 22:11

Written by Milena on 28.03.2012 at 21:56

Steven Wilson won't be pleased when he finds out.

That reminded me of this:




Mikael doesn't need Wilson to sound like King Crimson. He did a fine job of that alone judging by his latest album.
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04.04.2012 - 05:17
Unhealer
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Written by [user id=101272] on 04.04.2012 at 05:12

Mikael doesn't need Wilson to sound like King Crimson. He did a fine job of that alone judging by his latest album.

Not that Storm Corrosion will sound like King Crimson either, but it was fun.
And the guy who uploaded this tagged Storm Corrosion on it. I would like to see WIlson's reaction if the sees that.

Oh, btw, Wilson's solo project sounds a lot more like KC than Heritage.
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04.04.2012 - 19:24
Listening to Metal while having sex? I would choose Manilla Road as soundtrack.

While listening to Manilla Road your sex becomes epic. Trust me, as soon as Manilla Road starts playing in your stereo speakers, you will no longer be having sex with a cheap whore in a cheap motel. Instead you will find yourself in a castle (somewhere in the IX century), on a huge scented bed, fornicating a beautiful princess that you just saved previously from the berserker dragon. Yea, and the orgasm will be as long and strong as the mighty iron sword that you carry.

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05.04.2012 - 10:45
Daniell
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Not exactly how I would do it, but Trent Reznor has a different opinion Listen to the lyrics!

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05.04.2012 - 13:25
X-Ray Rod
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Written by [user id=101272] on 04.04.2012 at 05:12
He did a fine job of that alone judging by his latest album.

You misspelled "shitty" there my friend.
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Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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05.04.2012 - 19:44
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Written by [user id=101272] on 04.04.2012 at 05:12

Mikael doesn't need Wilson
to sound like King Crimson.

Lit. dropped the rhyme.... he walk the walk ,he talk the talk ladies and gentlemen....
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08.04.2012 - 06:29
Vikingr
My ex always seemed to enjoy Arch Enemy or Jeff Loomis during, so I fully support blasting metal tunes during sex
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08.04.2012 - 09:54
bran
Metal and sex always works for me
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08.04.2012 - 12:50
Fritillaria
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Yeah Immortal
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09.04.2012 - 15:14
Nosurper
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I don't always have sex, BUT WHEN I DO, i prefer Anal Cunt
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09.04.2012 - 18:48
Necrogeddon
Born Too Late
Metal is the way to go whilst having sexy times, anything will do. I think last time I was listening to Dismember, but Alcest is always nice.
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09.04.2012 - 19:02
JohnDoe
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I don't see how listening to metal during sex can help or be a good thing; thinking of what album should be on the background while I am having sex is an idea that makes me laugh.
Background music while having sex is something that happens accidentally and (un)fortunately there are songs and albums these days that make me kinda horny
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