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Funny or Annoying things about your favorite bands ;D



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Posted by Unknown user, 05.05.2009 - 14:54
Often we talk so serious about our favorite bands and keep somthin in our hearts hehe, then I decided to open a thread here to hear you words about your favorite bands's funny or annoying things.

the most annoying thing for me is hetfields big Jesus christ tatoo on his arm! and the most funny thing about metallica for me is their Satanic pictures at late 90's I dont know which I have to believe the Jesus or Upside Down Cross! not so important anyway huhu
17.06.2011 - 11:42
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Rob Halford is gay. not that that would be something wrong or weird on its own, but only when you put it in the context of the two following Judas Priest songs:

-Eat Me Alive, which is basically (admittedly though tongue in cheek) about getting a blowjob while holding a gun to your partner's head.
-Starbreaker is about some dude who is like a "cosmic player", and contains the lyrics "paradise is waiting, for the chosen few, let us hope that this time, he picks me and you"
-Exciter is about a cosmic messiah who travels at the speed of light and is also some kind of cyborg sex god.

it's either funny and over the top when you think about it, or just really damn twisted.
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12.07.2011 - 23:46
Beastofmetal456
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I got this from Overkill's trivia on MS:
Overkill once delayed a show by half an hour when Rob Cannavino shat himself about 15/20 minutes before going onstage. Whilst cleaning the mess from his trousers, he decided to go for broke, throwing the trousers and pants out of a small window in the venue toilet, thinking he had a spare pair in his dressing room. However, he soon found out that they had been stolen and spent the next half hour running around the venue cupping his balls, trying to find a spare pair, before taking a cab to a nearby Gap and buying the cheapest pair of trousers they sold, a pair of beige cordoroy trousers. He performed the gig in the beige trousers.
Vocalist Bobby Blitz once ran the New York marathon dressed as a giant squirrel to raise awareness for Testicular Cancer. He fell into a drinks stand but continued and finished a modest 4982nd overall.
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13.07.2011 - 00:10
ErnilEnNaur
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I am annoyed by Nightwish's singles, because they are commercial and dull. I am annoyed by Kamelot's latest albums, because they don't live up the the holy trilogy of Karma, Epica and The Black Halo. I am annoyed very by Opeth's latest album's stupid cover art and I am annoyed by the "Satanic message" on Watershed. Too many bands have already done the whole subliminal crap as a joke and Opeth are great because they don't normally do things that everybody else has done. I am annoyed by the song "Web of lies" on Ayreon's 01011001. It's a crappy ballad that only exists to give Simone Simons a part on the album and make the already too long list of vocalists even longer. What's the point of a boring, slow, unimaginative non-operatic ballad being performed by one of the best classically trained vocalists in metal? Also, not all people who search for love on the internet are shallow and childish and fall in and out of love in a matter of days. Don't preach to me, Arjen!

Let's see, is there anything else?

Oh yeah, Within Temptation. Everything about them annoys me now. If only they had made Mother Earth Part II and III instead of sell-out garbage.
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29.07.2011 - 12:38
JD
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The fact that Randy(Lamb of God) has a COBHC tattoo on his left forearm, which stands for "Children Of Bodom Hate Crew".
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14.02.2012 - 04:54
lordchadi
Joe di maio he make this stupid serious look during the live concert
make me want to laugh cause they are not serious at all
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14.02.2012 - 05:04
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by [user id=116405] on 12.07.2011 at 23:46

I got this from Overkill's trivia on MS:
Overkill once delayed a show by half an hour when Rob Cannavino shat himself about 15/20 minutes before going onstage. Whilst cleaning the mess from his trousers, he decided to go for broke, throwing the trousers and pants out of a small window in the venue toilet, thinking he had a spare pair in his dressing room. However, he soon found out that they had been stolen and spent the next half hour running around the venue cupping his balls, trying to find a spare pair, before taking a cab to a nearby Gap and buying the cheapest pair of trousers they sold, a pair of beige cordoroy trousers. He performed the gig in the beige trousers.
Vocalist Bobby Blitz once ran the New York marathon dressed as a giant squirrel to raise awareness for Testicular Cancer. He fell into a drinks stand but continued and finished a modest 4982nd overall.

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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS
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14.02.2012 - 05:19
Solemn23
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Written by flickaa on 20.10.2009 at 01:40

Cant remember the name of the song... but a song by taake where they make a random (BOING) sound... it throws me off......

that would be the jaw harp.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew's_harp

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 06.05.2009 at 04:00

- Adam Jones, guitarist from Tool is an expert in Special Effects worked in the special FX for Terminator II.

sweet!
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14.02.2012 - 05:59
Unhealer
Eclecticist
Written by [user id=28526] on 29.07.2011 at 12:38

The fact that Randy(Lamb of God) has a COBHC tattoo on his left forearm, which stands for "Children Of Bodom Hate Crew".

Read this like ten times just to make sure I read correctly.
Really bizarre.

Here goes mine, Greg Puciato from Dillinger Escape Plan is dating pornstar Jenna Haze.

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14.02.2012 - 09:49
bran
Things that annoy me are
iced earth changing band members(i know someone else said it but it had to be said again lol)
cronos saying people dont care about the original lineup of venom.

things that make me laugh or things i like
hansi kursch looks more like a teacher than a metal singer
king diamond fan interraction is hillarious especially when he walks of stage before mercyful fate finishes satans fall
john kevills reaction when he was asking the crowd what song to play next and some drunk guy yelled out a song they all ready finished johns reaction was hillarious
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top 5 albums of 2012 so far.

1. wintersun- time I
2. woods of ypres- woods V grey skies and electric light
3. agalloch- faustian echoes EP
4. the slow death- II
5. kreator- phantom antichrist
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