Greatest metal FAILures of all time
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Posted by Conservationist, 26.08.2009 - 21:51
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Of all genres of music, metal is unique because the line between "acceptable" and "total failure" is very narrow. Making metal is easy, but making good metal... difficult. Periodically, metal bands either sell out or have personal problems, and they create metal failures. Here's a list of ten of the worst metal FAILs of all time.
The most epic METAL FAILs of all time
I'm also going to go out on a limb and say that Massacre The Promise and Judas Priest Ram it Down should be on the list.
Ellrohir Heaven Knight |
07.09.2009 - 12:39 Written by Deadmeat on 07.09.2009 at 11:21 and thats the failure...
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
07.09.2009 - 13:34 Written by Ellrohir on 07.09.2009 at 12:39 Actually the failure of that album was that they sold out. And even let the producre deicde how the songs had to be. All this for the almighty dollar.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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BloodTears ANA-thema Elite |
07.09.2009 - 13:42
According to the ratings, 1349 latest album was a failure. Why? Since we have no review. I have friends that worship 1349.
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Deadmeat Necrobutcher |
07.09.2009 - 17:37 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 07.09.2009 at 13:34
---- Υou've sold your human essence to the cold world of dead and empty things... You're SOLD!
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
07.09.2009 - 17:40 Written by Deadmeat on 07.09.2009 at 17:37 If you read the list's exclaimer closely it isn't actually about the so-called worst albums ever but more about the biggest letdowns ever. And let me assure you that almost ALL Metallica fans were immensely let down at the time when metallica was released.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Deadmeat Necrobutcher |
07.09.2009 - 17:45 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 07.09.2009 at 17:40 i believe you on that. it's quite logical. but i got the word "failure" literal and not as "the greatest dissapointment" cause in the second case i agree with what is said till now...
---- Υou've sold your human essence to the cold world of dead and empty things... You're SOLD!
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
07.09.2009 - 17:48 Written by Deadmeat on 07.09.2009 at 17:45 Well, that's the only way I can explain those ten albums. Hell were we talking FAILS as in the sense you mean than all of The Great Kat's discography should be on it. Annd also quite a few totally horrendous German thrash bands, loads of balck metal and death metal as well, some truly atrocious doom bands etc etc.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Deadmeat Necrobutcher |
07.09.2009 - 17:52 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 07.09.2009 at 17:48 i agree with you. this title is a bit confusing...
---- Υou've sold your human essence to the cold world of dead and empty things... You're SOLD!
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ToMegaTherion |
10.10.2009 - 06:10
It is always confusing as to what constitutes a failure in metal circles. Largely this is because as the opening post suggests; the line between good and bad metal is quite narrow. The other thing is that because of metals 'anti-conformity' attitude, a sound that is good now will not always be good. In saying that though, notice that most of the albums that are considered 'failures' still often rate overall on ms above 6/10 with only a handful of exceptions and usually deservedly. In other music circles 6/10 would not be considered 'bad' and yet in metal circle we tend to hold very high standards for bands and what we expect of them. Confusing; yes, different for other genres; yes. Metal is a very broad genre that covers more subgenres than any other type of music in the world. Notice that each metal fan generally has their own unique 'taste' of metal. Whereas, if you are a fan of Madonna, you will generally like most other female pop artists as well (Or at least to some extent). Once again in metal it is quite different, Some people for example love Metallica, but hate Megadeth and visa verse'. Yet they are considered quite similar in many ways.
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BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin |
11.10.2009 - 01:21 Written by -tom- on 02.09.2009 at 02:25 Yet again, quoted without notification. The key part of your response is this: "I'd imagine I would have been disappointed if I'd been around at the time ". bingo. it still astounds me that people don't see it. put on "RIP", then that album immediately after... from buzzing, fast , complicated, intricate riffs to boring, slowed-down, radio friendly drivel. the best of "Countdown" wouldn't even make the cut as a b-side on "Rust In Peace". You go one thereafter about Metallica, but i certainly don't absolve them. they are failure numero uno to Megadave taking the silver. why do metal fans lay off Megadave while bash upon Metallica? simple. it's cool to bash Metallica. and lots of folks 'round here love jumping on the "it's cool to bash this" bandwagon, with stops at Metallica, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu, MetalCore, Nu-Metal, Alternative Metal (an express stop), Glam Metal, and finally, Rap. Ripping those bands/genres scores folks "true points" or whatever, which is why people do it, rather than, i don't know, just skip those threads like i try to do with Manodouche or flowerpower threads. i'd also argue that if MegaDave had gone toe-to-toe with Metallica and remained as commercially viable - thus almost as popular - it would be just as cool to bash them. After all, it took Metallica 15+ years to go from Top 10 All-Time albums to Bottom 20 ("Puppets" in '86 to "Saint Anger" in '03)... Megadeth made that exact same slide in under a decade ("RIP" in '90 to "Risk" in '99). but then again, as you pointed out, everyone has an asshole, which might explain why folks go easy on the asshole fronting Megadeth when he spits out crap here and there.
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15.10.2009 - 14:21 Valaskjalf
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Whoever wrote that is an absolute TIT, how the hell can you put Emperor on there? They didnt "sell out", they in fact created a niche for themselves and veered off the black metal bandwagon everyone else with face paint were jumping on. Seriously, get a fucking clue...
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GamlaSonn Posts: 169 |
15.10.2009 - 18:33 Written by Conservationist on 26.08.2009 at 21:51 That list was shit.. Asphyx "God Cries", Pestilence "Resurrection Macabre", Morbid Angel "Domination" are definitely not fail material. Granted, I'm not saying those albums ARE particularly great. just seems like the writer needed to release some steam..
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BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin |
15.10.2009 - 18:59 Written by [user id=42122] on 15.10.2009 at 18:07 considering Black Sabbath's self titled release, out in 1970, is widely held as the starting point for metal, i am not sure how proto-metal or rock-n-roll could be construed as metal failure. that's like claiming Discharge is Grindcore failure... i think the point of this thread sailed over your head. way over your head.
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BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin |
15.10.2009 - 20:24 Written by [user id=42122] on 15.10.2009 at 19:01 highly amusing given you have many bands listed in your profile who were very clearly and obviously inspired by classical, jazz, and other forms of music that existed well before 1970.
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-tom- Mr FancyPants |
29.10.2009 - 19:26
I don't know why it hasn't already been mentioned but well I forgot this one too. This has definitely got to be in the top 3. One of the most essential and influential albums to one of the most embarrassing albums ever released. And no one give me any of this "not metal" crap.
---- "This rudderless world is not shaped my metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It's us. Only us" Read Watchmen.
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
29.10.2009 - 19:37 Written by -tom- on 29.10.2009 at 19:26 Got nothing more to add.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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NiederHaven |
01.11.2009 - 00:36 Written by thesabbathfan on 10.10.2009 at 07:36 What the hell? Their new album is amazing! Not only they really marked their comeback, as presenting thair newly step in death metal!
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thesabbathfan |
01.11.2009 - 02:21 Written by NiederHaven on 01.11.2009 at 00:36 i find it to be pretty damn terrible.
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tulkas el parcero |
01.11.2009 - 06:35 Written by Znoy on 19.10.2009 at 19:00 Yeh, I agree on this one. For me Metallica should've retired a couple of years back, though the good thing is that they're coming next year. They better perform their old true-Metallica stuff.
---- love is like a jar of shit with a strawberry on top
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Warlock84 |
06.11.2009 - 01:43
Greatest Failures of metal, that's easy... 80's Hair/Glam Metal and Metallica
---- All we are is the passion that burns inside us
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tulkas el parcero |
06.11.2009 - 05:51 Written by Warlock84 on 06.11.2009 at 01:43 Metallica a Greatest Metal Failure!!!???
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wormdrink414 Elite |
06.11.2009 - 09:28
I do not mind many of the albums on the list, including the black album. But Domination I fucking love. his arguments on what makes it a failure are totally unconvincing. He compares its sound to Pantera's (which is in itself a pretty huge stretch) but does nothing other than label it "bouncy" to explain why sounding like Pantera is undesirable.
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