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Posted by Valentin B, 16.07.2007 - 21:40
i'm listening right now to Dio's "Holy Diver" and the song is a fucking masterpiece, it kicks major ass. but i remember when i saw it first on TV(and heard it first) on VH1. the video....was just ...fucking bad! do metal bands make cheap videos, even if they are crappy, just for the sake of having a video and the exposure and money that come with it?
28.11.2007 - 18:56
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Written by Oracle on 28.11.2007 at 12:58

@Tír na nog: well its the only explanation for it
towards the end of the vid, wtf are they doing to the girl? are gutting her?? eww

maybe it's best not to know the ending just makes as much sense as Immortal's "beasts out!" at the ending of the call of the wintermoon video.
the comments on mother north on youtube proof how low black metal can sink....

black metal is probally the worst with video's

Emperor - most of the video's are nice, but why can't Ishan stop pulling wierd faces?

Ancient - that dude's face in the background pulling "scary" faces is absolutly halrious

Immortal - we all know the video's

and about the Elvenking video: haha Elvenking have finally admitted that they are emo the whiny vocals all ready were a hint but now we see the truth!
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28.11.2007 - 21:49
Sticksrock
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bad videos i can think of off the top of my head are Iron Maiden's Different World and Wildest Dreams. I really dont like the 3D computer graphics. If they used 2D cartoons like they have in other videos i might like them better. That's all i can think of at the monent.
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28.11.2007 - 22:39
Smurfophagist
Jesus, for example, take Iron Maiden's 'Can I Play With Madness'. That's a pretty bad video. Whitesnake videos really make me sick, and as far as it goes for black metal bands, some of Cradle Of Filth's earlier work was pretty shitty.
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28.11.2007 - 23:12
Sticksrock
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Can I Play With Madness was one of Graham Chapman's last appearances on TV before he died. It isnt great and doesnt seem to have much connection to the song itself
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28.11.2007 - 23:12
Timsen
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Most of the 80's videos are strange ;-)
To my mind, especially "Bark at the Moon" (Ozzy) is great garbage!
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28.11.2007 - 23:23
Sticksrock
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I agree about them being strange but i like that about them, cant say why. Bark at the moon is brilliantly wierd IMO.
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29.11.2007 - 16:14
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Im not sure which song, but maybe its Power of Dragonflames, the video clip for Rhapsody Of Fire, very awful. Its not even celluloid film.
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30.11.2007 - 00:57
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Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 29.11.2007 at 16:14

Im not sure which song, but maybe its Power of Dragonflames, the video clip for Rhapsody Of Fire, very awful. Its not even celluloid film.

POTDF wasnt a terrible clip, kind of cute in a way with the little kids hehe, it wasnt great though. If i was to name a bad Rhaposdy clip, i would say Holy Thunderforce, the battles are between like 10 people, and it just looks like home footage haha.
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30.11.2007 - 01:13
Dark Cornatus
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I dont like Dio - Holy Diver, its so boring and uninteresting, just him waving a sword around.

My favourite band Iced Earth has terrible clips, every one of them, most are 'too' meaningful in the sense they are boring.

Epica - Quietus, what is with this clip? Its just weird, i dont really get it, and again, boring.
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30.11.2007 - 02:18
Oracle
Orcinus
@DC: yeah i totally agree. what about that firewind clip 'I am Anger' (i think thats what its called). it is such a clip for women. and also it reminds me of Manowar
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30.11.2007 - 03:36
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Written by Dark Cornatus on 30.11.2007 at 00:57

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 29.11.2007 at 16:14

Im not sure which song, but maybe its Power of Dragonflames, the video clip for Rhapsody Of Fire, very awful. Its not even celluloid film.

POTDF wasnt a terrible clip, kind of cute in a way with the little kids hehe, it wasnt great though. If i was to name a bad Rhaposdy clip, i would say Holy Thunderforce, the battles are between like 10 people, and it just looks like home footage haha.

And also 'Rain Of A THousand Flames', i really can't stand their earlier clips , fortunately the latters like 'Unholy Warcry' or 'MAgic Of The Wizard's Dream' are better
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30.11.2007 - 18:15
Sticksrock
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You havnt seen a boring video until you've seen "hollow head" by Blaze. throughout the video he's just sitting on a chair.
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02.12.2007 - 00:08
Carrion
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I really don't like the videos of Norther. Frozen Angel and Released are somewhat okay, but Mirror of Madness and Death Unlimited are quite lame, probably because Lindroos isn't really natural when he sings, seems that he doesn't like to be in front the camera at all.
But then again many bands have videos like these. Some bands are just not meant to do music videos, or don't really need them.

Oh, and no matter how great Rammstein's music videos generally are, Mann Gegen Mann is just scary.
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02.12.2007 - 00:30
Oracle
Orcinus
Another vid i think is bad is 'Lost' by Visions Of Atlantis
it just so gay and the guy in it looks like a punk dude and it just cracks me up...

EDIT: Oh and 'Ice Queen (Old Version)' by Within Temptation is pretty bad too.
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05.12.2007 - 16:17
Dian Cécht
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No comment

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=IfTFTTzn85c&feature=related
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06.12.2007 - 20:53
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Written by Damnated on 28.11.2007 at 12:14

the new dimmu borgir video is horrible. one thing that the song is creap, but they still could have made a good video for it. but what they have done is the epitome of bad black metal videos. i think they even toppped Immortal with this one.

i literary lold when the crosses started to bleed.

I think that it's quite difficult to beat Immortal in that area
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06.12.2007 - 21:15
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Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism by Immortal is a terrible quality video, its just mostly them running around in the woods looking like retards. I am a fan of Immortal, but this video cracks me up so much! :p
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06.12.2007 - 21:28
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Written by Unconsecrated on 06.12.2007 at 20:53

Written by Damnated on 28.11.2007 at 12:14

the new dimmu borgir video is horrible. one thing that the song is creap, but they still could have made a good video for it. but what they have done is the epitome of bad black metal videos. i think they even toppped Immortal with this one.

i literary lold when the crosses started to bleed.

I think that it's quite difficult to beat Immortal in that area

Immortal's videos aren't that bad imo. I mean they are at least funny, in a good way. i'm convinced that they made them just to have fun. i doubt they really wanted to scare. But dimu borgir actually wants that. they try to look all so evil. and that's why the videos are bad.
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06.12.2007 - 22:28
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Written by [user id=19201] on 05.12.2007 at 16:17

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http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=IfTFTTzn85c&feature=related

Hehe they were pretty bad...especially no. 10. It was way more ridiculous than the three Immortal videos
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07.12.2007 - 19:37
CrimsonSoaked
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I don't know about the best , but the most violent I've seen is Stam1na's "Likainen Parketti"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NupJ2n7HjIE
although the music itself isn't particulary violent.
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14.12.2007 - 19:30
Valentin B
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omg... people.. take a seat.. the worst and therefore one of the funniest videos i ever seen is Steve Vai-I would love to [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbyv8bLeG_o[/URL]

it's just cheese cheese cheese all the fucking way!
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14.12.2007 - 20:43
ArcanaHereticae
Hahaha. I found this video a little while back and this thread reminded to find it. Look at this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/v/IfTFTTzn85c&rel=1
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15.12.2007 - 21:07
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Has anyone seen the new Iced Earth video?
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15.12.2007 - 23:08
ArcanaHereticae
Written by [user id=160] on 15.12.2007 at 21:07

Has anyone seen the new Iced Earth video?

You mean the one for Ten Thousand Strong?
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15.12.2007 - 23:10
Valentin B
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Written by [user id=160] on 15.12.2007 at 21:07

Has anyone seen the new Iced Earth video?

ten thousand strong? yeah the general effect is nice and all but it's crappy nonetheless
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06.03.2008 - 01:46
SlaytallicA
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I have to say the videos from Immortal... Need to say more?
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10.03.2008 - 00:30
Sepulchre
Lord Hypnos
Yeah, i would have to say immortal as well
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10.03.2008 - 22:31
Evil Chip
Inmortal video are really funny. Megadeth and Iron Maiden are the only bands with decents videos.
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10.03.2008 - 22:42
SteTech
Written by [user id=24776] on 07.12.2007 at 19:37

I don't know about the best , but the most violent I've seen is Stam1na's "Likainen Parketti"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NupJ2n7HjIE
although the music itself isn't particulary violent.

There's a music video from some deathcore band, can't quite remember the name of them now, which featured the graphic mutilation of a young woman, nasty video
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11.03.2008 - 16:36
strayreverie
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I think videos are the main downfall of metal bands! Which is a real shame when you're pairing these dodgy videos with such comparatively rich, complex music.

A good video would help often-overlooked bands break in to a larger audience as well...
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