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Posted by Boxcar Willy, 09.04.2010 - 00:29
If you could make any type of band what would you name it and why?
26.07.2010 - 18:58
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Zombie on 26.07.2010 at 01:42

I'm not giving you ideas ... make up your own band names, i'm keeping mine for myself

ah come on its just for fun. its not like i'm writing these down or anything...
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26.07.2010 - 19:01
ForeverDarkWoods
Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.07.2010 at 18:52

Two spoons and a fork.

With a name like that, you would probably play metalcore, deathcore or slam death and suck a lot.
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26.07.2010 - 19:06
vezzy
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Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:01

Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.07.2010 at 18:52

Two spoons and a fork.

With a name like that, you would probably play metalcore, deathcore or slam death and suck a lot.

It actually sounds more like a mathcore band name.
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26.07.2010 - 19:08
ForeverDarkWoods
Written by vezzy on 26.07.2010 at 19:06

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:01

Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.07.2010 at 18:52

Two spoons and a fork.

With a name like that, you would probably play metalcore, deathcore or slam death and suck a lot.

It actually sounds more like a mathcore band name.

That could also work, but they would most likely still suck a lot.
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26.07.2010 - 19:14
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:08

Written by vezzy on 26.07.2010 at 19:06

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:01

Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.07.2010 at 18:52

Two spoons and a fork.

With a name like that, you would probably play metalcore, deathcore or slam death and suck a lot.

It actually sounds more like a mathcore band name.

That could also work, but they would most likely still suck a lot.

indeed
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26.07.2010 - 19:27
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Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:08

Written by vezzy on 26.07.2010 at 19:06

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:01

Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.07.2010 at 18:52

Two spoons and a fork.

With a name like that, you would probably play metalcore, deathcore or slam death and suck a lot.

It actually sounds more like a mathcore band name.

That could also work, but they would most likely still suck a lot.

You dont see he has KFC avatar . It is somewhat unique,...
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26.07.2010 - 19:33
ForeverDarkWoods
Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 26.07.2010 at 19:27

You dont see he has KFC avatar . It is somewhat unique,...

Doesn't change the fact that I would never check out a band called "Two Spoons And A Fork" since they would most likely play some kind of crappy music with the -core suffix.

As for what I would personally name a band, I would do something that sounds really brutal old school style, like Napalm Fallout or something (also has a connection with my avatar).
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26.07.2010 - 20:03
vezzy
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Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 26.07.2010 at 19:27

You dont see he has KFC avatar . It is somewhat unique,...

As for what I would personally name a band, I would do something that sounds really brutal old school style, like Napalm Fallout or something (also has a connection with my avatar).

That's actually a pretty lousy name.
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26.07.2010 - 20:07
ForeverDarkWoods
Written by vezzy on 26.07.2010 at 20:03

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 26.07.2010 at 19:27

You dont see he has KFC avatar . It is somewhat unique,...

As for what I would personally name a band, I would do something that sounds really brutal old school style, like Napalm Fallout or something (also has a connection with my avatar).

That's actually a pretty lousy name.

It would totally fit some kind of primitive black/thrash with a crust edge and it would be totally awesome.

Or I dunno, I just thought it up in like two seconds. If I had a super awesome name idea for a band I wanted to start I wouldn't just put it up on a public forum so somebody could steal my idea...
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26.07.2010 - 21:10
Kennoth
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Doesn't change the fact that I would never check out a band called "Two Spoons And A Fork" since they would most likely play some kind of crappy music with the -core suffix.

You shouldn't judge the band by their name. Chances are, they just might put out something you'd like.
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26.07.2010 - 22:39
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 26.07.2010 at 19:27

You dont see he has KFC avatar . It is somewhat unique,...

Doesn't change the fact that I would never check out a band called "Two Spoons And A Fork" since they would most likely play some kind of crappy music with the -core suffix.

As for what I would personally name a band, I would do something that sounds really brutal old school style, like Napalm Fallout or something (also has a connection with my avatar).

do you have an obseesion with Fallout? i mean with your avatar and the band name?
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27.07.2010 - 01:03
Perseverence
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Cross Canadia Cocane.
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27.07.2010 - 01:40
ForeverDarkWoods
Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.07.2010 at 22:39

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 26.07.2010 at 19:27

You dont see he has KFC avatar . It is somewhat unique,...

Doesn't change the fact that I would never check out a band called "Two Spoons And A Fork" since they would most likely play some kind of crappy music with the -core suffix.

As for what I would personally name a band, I would do something that sounds really brutal old school style, like Napalm Fallout or something (also has a connection with my avatar).

do you have an obseesion with Fallout? i mean with your avatar and the band name?

Fallout is one of the greatest games in history, but nevertheless I just thought up that band name in two seconds and thought it sounded kinda funny, like I explained above. Now, what did I see in those two seconds? My avatar, of course!

Written by Kennoth on 26.07.2010 at 21:10

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Doesn't change the fact that I would never check out a band called "Two Spoons And A Fork" since they would most likely play some kind of crappy music with the -core suffix.

You shouldn't judge the band by their name. Chances are, they just might put out something you'd like.

If they are called Two Spoons And A Fork, and play some sort of metalcore, then chances are they won't.

Were they some kind of progressive band, on the other hand, I might have checked it out if someone reccomended them to me.
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27.07.2010 - 16:21
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 27.07.2010 at 01:40

Written by Boxcar Willy on 26.07.2010 at 22:39

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 26.07.2010 at 19:27

You dont see he has KFC avatar . It is somewhat unique,...

Doesn't change the fact that I would never check out a band called "Two Spoons And A Fork" since they would most likely play some kind of crappy music with the -core suffix.

As for what I would personally name a band, I would do something that sounds really brutal old school style, like Napalm Fallout or something (also has a connection with my avatar).

do you have an obseesion with Fallout? i mean with your avatar and the band name?

Fallout is one of the greatest games in history, but nevertheless I just thought up that band name in two seconds and thought it sounded kinda funny, like I explained above. Now, what did I see in those two seconds? My avatar, of course!

Written by Kennoth on 26.07.2010 at 21:10

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 26.07.2010 at 19:33

Doesn't change the fact that I would never check out a band called "Two Spoons And A Fork" since they would most likely play some kind of crappy music with the -core suffix.

You shouldn't judge the band by their name. Chances are, they just might put out something you'd like.

If they are called Two Spoons And A Fork, and play some sort of metalcore, then chances are they won't.

Were they some kind of progressive band, on the other hand, I might have checked it out if someone reccomended them to me.

i indeed think they would be progressive thrash. with like 12 fans and one will recommend it to you. problem solved.
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28.07.2010 - 01:46
whatsacow
You know you think you have a great band name, then you realise there already is a chumbawumba.
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28.07.2010 - 18:52
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by whatsacow on 28.07.2010 at 01:46

You know you think you have a great band name, then you realise there already is a chumbawumba.

lol
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05.08.2010 - 22:49
F0rang3l
I would name it Scandinavian blood-stained war squirrels and it will be uhmm .... a black metal sensation from northwest Congo.
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05.08.2010 - 23:04
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Toxoplasma and it would be a thrash band I just find this word so suitable for a thrash metal band ever since I first heard it
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06.08.2010 - 00:08
Lit. Metalhead
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I've always wanted to name a band Pilot Light.
My first album would be Let There Be LIGHT!
My last would be Lights Out!
And we would cover Rock of Ages by Def Leppard.
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07.08.2010 - 18:29
MetalFist
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Igglycow. Epic Name. Epic Band. Epic Songs. Some Day...
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07.08.2010 - 19:01
moe5512
Elf ear because i have some sort of thing on my ear that makes it look a´like some sort of lotr ear . thelyrics would be some sort of legolas gay thing and the music would be grindcore
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10.08.2010 - 19:29
TOUGHEST MEMBER
Two spoons And A Fork With Pieces of Humanflesh, well long, not really good but not bad one for band names, right ?
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11.08.2010 - 06:35
whatsacow
I'd call mine Mutilation for Dummies. Or A Beginners Guide to Disembowlment.
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11.08.2010 - 12:58
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Written by whatsacow on 11.08.2010 at 06:35

I'd call mine Mutilation for Dummies.

Grind/gore ?
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11.08.2010 - 14:06
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 11.08.2010 at 12:58

Written by whatsacow on 11.08.2010 at 06:35

I'd call mine Mutilation for Dummies.

Grind/gore ?

I'd be willing to bet.
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11.08.2010 - 16:19
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
Written by whatsacow on 26.07.2010 at 02:29

Dave

Now thats a band name.

Dude, you win the thread. Imagine if Cannibal Corpse was named, Dave
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11.08.2010 - 16:21
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Dangerboner on 11.08.2010 at 16:19

Written by whatsacow on 26.07.2010 at 02:29

Dave

Now thats a band name.

Dude, you win the thread. Imagine if Cannibal Corpse was named, Dave

I don't get it.

Unless Dave is the creepy necrophiliac guy next door who collects human bones who I haven't heard of.
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11.08.2010 - 16:51
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by vezzy on 11.08.2010 at 16:21

Written by Dangerboner on 11.08.2010 at 16:19

Written by whatsacow on 26.07.2010 at 02:29

Dave

Now thats a band name.

Dude, you win the thread. Imagine if Cannibal Corpse was named, Dave

I don't get it.

Unless Dave is the creepy necrophiliac guy next door who collects human bones who I haven't heard of.

its just so random. thats why its funny.
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13.08.2010 - 01:13
whatsacow
Written by vezzy on 11.08.2010 at 14:06

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 11.08.2010 at 12:58

Written by whatsacow on 11.08.2010 at 06:35

I'd call mine Mutilation for Dummies.

Grind/gore ?

I'd be willing to bet.

I was thinking more power metal actually

Dave needs no explanation. It will be the source of rumours forever to come. It will instill fear and awe into whoever dares to whisper its name. And the members of the band will be more pretentious than a catholic physicist.
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13.08.2010 - 03:27
Culty
I just thought of another Mathcore name:
Multiples of Pain
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