Written by Troy Killjoy on 14.03.2012 at 15:28

^ "naawt"

^ "Haawt"

Slayer - South of Texas
Mirrorthrone - Gangrene Gang

Arch Enemy - Wages Not Seen
Insomnium - Above the Whipping World
Metal Church - The Wait Of The World

Opeth- Contaminatedwater Park.

Megadeth - She Smells .... And I'm Dying.

Megadeth - Killing Is My Business... And I Just Got Fired.

Not that I have ever heard anything by this band but

Manowar - The Triumph of Tenticles (a jellyfish spinoff) OR
Manowar - The Triumph of ________

Fill in the blank

Porcupine Tree - Chicken Wing
Amorphis - Silent, But Deadly
Opeth - Waterbed
Katatonia - Dance of Santa's Elves

Written by Nosurper on 03.04.2012 at 20:54

Not that I have ever heard anything by this band but

Manowar - The Triumph of Tenticles (a jellyfish spinoff) OR
Manowar - The Triumph of ________

Fill in the blank

You want someone to say testicals, don't you.

Written by CobiWan1993 on 15.06.2012 at 10:50

Porcupine Tree - Chicken Wing

That one is actually pretty funny lol

I don't know why, but I like threads like this. Here's a bunch of em for ya.

Katatonia - Bold Homicide Month
Death - Singular Cognitive Arrangements
Dimmu Borgir - Adjective Adjective Noun
Tiamet - Wildhoneybadger
Meshuggah - Devastate Backspace Make Better
Decrepit Birth - ...And panhandling begins
Dying Fetus - Attend a techno rave with me
Satyricon - Dimly lit Renaissance Fair
Lost Verizon - A Call to the Land Beneath
Dream Theater - Metropolis Part II: Themes from an Anime
Electric Wizard - Crackpot (think about it)
At the Gates - Laughter of the Heart
Dragonforce - Ultrabeatoff
Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II: Electric Boogaloo
Draconian - Arcane Rain Fell Gently on the Pained Plains of Spain like an Insane Train with more Disdain than marks of Cain
Moonsorrow - Kivenkatjajajajfasdkljajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjaaklfjsklfjsdreiruweiurpweruwruweurwejrsdfjsaljfsdklfsdfsarweuvjaja
Opeth - My hands, your purse
Wintersun - When it's done!

Trivium - Ascendancy

Written by Mr. Blonde on 21.06.2012 at 07:57

Tiamet - Wildhoneybadger
Decrepit Birth - ...And panhandling begins
Dream Theater - Metropolis Part II: Themes from an Anime
Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II: Electric Boogaloo
Draconian - Arcane Rain Fell Gently on the Pained Plains of Spain like an Insane Train with more Disdain than marks of Cain
Moonsorrow - Kivenkatjajajajfasdkljajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjaaklfjsklfjsdreiruweiurpweruwruweurwejrsdfjsaljfsdklfsdfsarweuvjaja
Opeth - My hands, your purse

Dear lord, this is some funny shit.

Written by dagger01 on 21.06.2012 at 08:06
Trivium - Ascendancy

I don't think you understand how this thread works...

Well not my favourite album or band, but

Meshuggah - Full Body Tourettes on Crack

At the Gates- Slaughter of the Asshole
Type O Negative- Bloody Pisses
Cannibal Corpse- Bum of the Constipated
The Gathering- Nighttime Turds
Slayer- Smell Awaits
King Diamond- Doodoo
Rainbow- Long Live Cock and Balls
Therion- Serious Pee
Iced Earth- Whore Show
Gorguts- The Erection of Sanity
Katatonia- Viva Impotence
Moonspell- The Unbuttoned Fly Effect
Crowbar- Odd Fellow's Breasts
Ozzy- No Breast For the Dickhead
Dio- Sacred Fart
Morbid Angel- Blessed is my Dick
Death- Cream Slutty Whore
Pantera- Pretty Display of Flowers


...whew! I had fun with that!

Alestorm - Heavy Metal Ass Pirates
Dio - Holy Muff Diver
Manowar - Into Glory Hole Slide
Cradle of Filth - Mediocre
Pantera - Far Beyond Drivel
Ozzy Osbourne - Diarrhea of a Motormouth
Exodus - Irrelevance is Imminent
Destruction - Rehash Anthems
Anthrax - Attack of the Killer Bukkakes
WASP - The Crimson Midol
Burzum - Thats Some Gay Bar
Yngwie Malmsteen - Unleash the Wankery
Rose Funeral - Crucify. Kill. UNO!
Bal-Sagoth - Hemorrhoids Burning on the Ass Covered Throne of Ultima Thule

Edit:

Dark Funeral - Teach Dyslexics to Worship Santa

Written by Blood Eagle on 24.06.2012 at 19:17


Edit:

Dark Funeral - Teach Dyslexics to Worship Santa

The only one I found funny

Written by Troy Killjoy on 21.06.2012 at 14:56

Written by dagger01 on 21.06.2012 at 08:06
Trivium - Ascendancy

I don't think you understand how this thread works...

I did. I hit cancel cause i realized that but i guess it posted anyways :S.

Nuclear Assault - Out of Powder
Fastkill - Testicle Moshing Boobdoggle

Krallice - Vaginal Bleedthrought
!T.O.O.H! - Had a Pest
Dordeduh - Durr Hur Hurr
Odious - Cylinder of Vibrations

3 inches of blood - advance and sandwich
cradle of filth - cruelty and the bees
slayer - raining blobs
death - individual feet patterns
ayreon - theory of every shit (haven't listened to this one yet but I think the idea is good. it's a theory about different types of shit )
kreator - enema from god

Blind Guardian discography:

Battalions of Fisting
Follow The Bimbo
Testicles From The Twilight World
Semen Far Beyond
Imaginations From The Oral Side
Nightfap In Middle Earth
A Nudist At The Opera
A Twist In The Muff
At The Edge Of Tits

Children Of Bodom - Skate Crew Death's Toll
Municipal Waste - The Art Of Vomiting
Sepultura - Beneath The Scrotum
Skeletonwitch - Beyond The Spermafrost
Metallica - Jerk 'Em All
Helloween - Herder Of The Seven Sheeps
Death - Spiritual Feces
Testament - The Stew Order

Okay, so this thread is basically Unbored Covers for people who can't be bothered to edit the album cover art.

At The Gates - With Fear I Piss In The Fucking Darkness
Angra - Hole Land
Sentenced - The Cold White Liquid
Queensryche - Operation Mindfuck
Kreator - Pleasure To Grill
Morbid Angel - Altars Of SPARTA!
Scar Symmetry - Pornographic Universe
Secret Sphere - Time II Never Comes
Eternal Tears Of Sorrow - A Whore And Another Whore
Evergrey - In Search Of Tooth
Annihilator - Alice In Hellmann's
Edge Of Sanity - Poogatory After Blowjob
Dark Tranquillity - 120 Characters
Cynic - Fuck Us
At The Gates - Anal Spit Disease
Nile - Annihilation Of The Widget
Agalloch - Pale Cocklord
Avantasia - The Scarycow
Candlemass - Nightfail
Dark Tranquillity - Friction
Soulfly - Oh Man
Dio - Holy Diaper
Samael - Massage
Moonspell - Wolf Fart
Dimmu Borgir - For All Tits
My Dying Bride - Turn Moose Into Swans
Black Abbath - Black Abbath
Austere - Today I Like Old Asses
Korpiklaani - Tails Along This Road
Testament - Deformation Of Damn Nation
Monev - White Metal
Monev - Welcome To Heaven

Edit: Added more

This thread is still hilarious
Rhapsody - power of the arseflame
akercocke - the goat of micky(the mouse)
cradle of feels - dusk and her umbrella

Einherjer - Norwegian Native Fart
Immortal - At the Fart of Winter
In Flames - Gayman
Finntroll - Nattyfuck

Written by Grey Wind on 16.11.2013 at 14:10

This thread is still hilarious
Rhapsody - power of the arseflame
akercocke - the goat of micky(the mouse)
cradle of feels - dusk and her umbrella

lol

I forgot to add these:
Samael - Ceremony Of Porn Sites
Stratovarius - Ass Piss Ode (Episode)
Exodus - Bonded By Bud
Saturnus - Veronika Decides To Buy
Sentenced - The Few Nergal Album
In Flames - Take This Like
In Flames - The Jesper Race
In Flames - Cum Clarity
In Flames - LOLony
In Flames - Gayman
Tiamat - Wildboner