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Posted by Boxcar Willy, 09.04.2010 - 00:29
If you could make any type of band what would you name it and why?
13.08.2010 - 05:15
whatsacow
Written by Culty on 13.08.2010 at 03:27

I just thought of another Mathcore name:
Multiples of Pain

Division of Misery, Subtract the music and add drums, Satans Calculus, Fallen Decimal, Negative 0 exists;

Mathcore is the new nu metal! (Both have really shitty names)
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13.08.2010 - 05:21
Culty
Anal Algorithm
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13.08.2010 - 11:42
Perseverance
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S.D.P. (Satanic Death Punks) it's my future H8core band. 88 mothafucka!
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14.08.2010 - 01:53
whatsacow
Apitimy of Solitude - Funeral Doom Metal. Our first album will be one track that goes for seven years.
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14.08.2010 - 06:07
Perseverance
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Palace Depression. My future black or doom metal band.
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18.08.2010 - 19:16
KosfanMarya
Nice thread! well i would give these names

SUICIDE
Killing Machine
Alterego
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18.08.2010 - 20:19
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by KosfanMarya on 18.08.2010 at 19:16

Nice thread! well i would give these names

SUICIDE
Killing Machine
Alterego

All of them terrible.
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18.08.2010 - 20:32
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Problem?
I just randomly thought of these

The Stagnant River
Chambers of Cacophony
Aerð
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18.08.2010 - 23:03
KosfanMarya
Written by ß on 18.08.2010 at 20:32

I just randomly thought of these

The Stagnant River
Chambers of Cacophony
Aerð

Hey thats so cool!
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19.08.2010 - 18:06
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
My electro industrial band-
ENCE!

my grindcore band
A hypodermic needle to the face of a hero which causes him to get AIDS and die. or A.H.N.T.T.F.O.A.H.W.C.H.T.G.A.A.D
our first album would be 50 seven second songs.

doom metal band
beneath the darkened oak tree
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19.08.2010 - 18:35
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.08.2010 at 18:06

My electro industrial band-
ENCE!

my grindcore band
A hypodermic needle to the face of a hero which causes him to get AIDS and die. or A.H.N.T.T.F.O.A.H.W.C.H.T.G.A.A.D
our first album would be 50 seven second songs.

doom metal band
beneath the darkened oak tree

Buzz off, please.
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20.08.2010 - 00:56
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by vezzy on 19.08.2010 at 18:35

Written by Boxcar Willy on 19.08.2010 at 18:06

My electro industrial band-
ENCE!

my grindcore band
A hypodermic needle to the face of a hero which causes him to get AIDS and die. or A.H.N.T.T.F.O.A.H.W.C.H.T.G.A.A.D
our first album would be 50 seven second songs.

doom metal band
beneath the darkened oak tree

Buzz off, please.

whats your grindcore band then hmm?
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20.08.2010 - 01:02
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Boxcar Willy on 20.08.2010 at 00:56

whats your grindcore band then hmm?

Genocidal Protocol.

It sucks, but it doesn't suck as much as whatever you suggested. Unless this whole topic's a joke and I haven't noticed, in which case, sue me for being an idiot.
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20.08.2010 - 01:08
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by vezzy on 20.08.2010 at 01:02

Written by Boxcar Willy on 20.08.2010 at 00:56

whats your grindcore band then hmm?

Genocidal Protocol.

It sucks, but it doesn't suck as much as whatever you suggested. Unless this whole topic's a joke and I haven't noticed, in which case, sue me for being an idiot.

this is a serious thread, but it has room for jokes, and the fact is, its a grindcore band so it's already a joke
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20.08.2010 - 03:42
whatsacow
I've got a name for a band that starts off as pure awesome thrash, then turns into nu metal, then turns into highly watered down thrash. Oh wait, metallica's already taken. What a shame. I had our first album named and everything: Wah pedal wankery. It would be a concept album and everything on the album would be in the G pentatonic scale. Our drummer is shit, but for the sake of arguament, we'll just say he incorporates progressive idea's.
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20.08.2010 - 12:03
vezzy
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Written by whatsacow on 20.08.2010 at 03:42

I've got a name for a band that starts off as pure awesome thrash, then turns into nu metal, then turns into highly watered down thrash. Oh wait, metallica's already taken. What a shame. I had our first album named and everything: Wah pedal wankery. It would be a concept album and everything on the album would be in the G pentatonic scale. Our drummer is shit, but for the sake of arguament, we'll just say he incorporates progressive idea's.



Metallica jokes are old, but still.
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30.08.2010 - 20:11
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Burn notice -tech thrash
soul eviction- doom
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02.09.2010 - 09:19
YonTroper
Using a metal band name generator, I've come up with a few choice ones: Awakened Assault, Carpathian Oath, Flesh Hearse, Hate Candle, Feast of Lobotomy, Opened Laceration, Dire Burial, Pestilential Funeral, Chaotic Crown, Crimson Scorn and Vehement Cross.

It's also kind of fun to come up with names for tribute bands. Off the top of my head: Image and the Words (Dream Theater), The Skeletons in the Closet (Children of Bodom) and The Freezing Moons (Mayhem).
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05.09.2010 - 07:25
Anarchy2012
Just some random names...

Sea of Putrid Flesh
Violent Attraction
Nuclear Winter
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08.09.2010 - 06:49
whatsacow
I'm going to play the two words from a book game. This time the book is American Psycho.
Arse Foot.
Anal Cunt (lol... I seriously got that.)
Head Sausage
No knife.
Fucking fridge
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Serious names now

Proserpine's Kiss
Cemetary of Time
Wingless Flight
Nightmothers Caress
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11.09.2010 - 16:56
Risto
Wandering Midget
If I was to put up a brutal death/thrash band, I'd name it Lateral Blast
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11.09.2010 - 17:01
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I approve of Arse Foot, Head Sausage and Fucking Fridge.
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11.09.2010 - 22:25
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
I am now thinking about atmospheric black metal project called Nebelglanz
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23.09.2010 - 22:23
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Writing random words into a generator heres what i got...
Anus Freeway
Dark Dyke
Dildo Scorpion
Poop Parakeet
Ass Stench
Ass Armpit
Haunting Ass
Nasal Vag

hillarious to me in my 8 year old mind
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23.09.2010 - 23:05
ErnilEnNaur
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Grindcore bands?

Rapefruit
Hell O. Kitty
Unsterilized Amputation
Abortion Addict
Lake Acid
Bride Of Wildenstein
Human Candle
Crushed
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24.09.2010 - 03:01
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by [user id=105293] on 23.09.2010 at 23:05

Grindcore bands?

Rapefruit
Hell O. Kitty
Unsterilized Amputation
Abortion Addict
Lake Acid
Bride Of Wildenstein
Human Candle
Crushed

Smile Happy kitty
our first song would be a guy screaming random words while smashing a pane of glass with a hammer
perpetual death machine
starlight slaughter
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24.09.2010 - 19:17
Damnation.
named after my favorite Opeth album.
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27.09.2010 - 21:33
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
I just remembered this, me and my friend needed to make a back up band up for a music project so we called it " Dumpster Petifile" lmao!!
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28.09.2010 - 07:20
SerratedSyringe
"Kriegore" For a brutal black/death band
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28.09.2010 - 13:22
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by SerratedSyringe on 28.09.2010 at 07:20

"Kriegore" For a brutal black/death band

So, essentially Wargore?
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