Written by vezzy on 28.09.2010 at 13:22

Written by SerratedSyringe on 28.09.2010 at 07:20

"Kriegore" For a brutal black/death band

So, essentially Wargore?

Yes, but the German bit makes it kvlt ant tr00

'Translight'

For a Speed Power/Symphonic Power band

Psychodelic Metal band: Holy shit, i just saw a midget fucking a unicorn!
It would be shortened to HSIJSAMFAU.

Written by whatsacow on 18.10.2010 at 03:24

Psychodelic Metal band: Holy shit, i just saw a midget fucking a unicorn!
It would be shortened to HSIJSAMFAU.

lol wtf

Well, I would modify it as "Midget.Shitfuck.Holyunicorn" or "Shit.Unicornfucked.Holymidget", or "Midget.shitfuck.Unicorn.HolyHooray"... it depends on the subject word and mood of funny

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 18.10.2010 at 19:48

Well, I would modify it as "Midget.Shitfuck.Holyunicorn" or "Shit.Unicornfucked.Holymidget", or "Midget.shitfuck.Unicorn.HolyHooray"... it depends on the subject word and mood of funny

Adding the words shit and holyhooray make it so much more epic

Long metal band names are really the in thing right now, eh...one-word metal band names is such a 90s thing...everyone I wanna jam with wants to name the band some retardedly long name...

Written by [user id=2084] on 20.10.2010 at 05:01

Long metal band names are really the in thing right now, eh...one-word metal band names is such a 90s thing...everyone I wanna jam with wants to name the band some retardedly long name...

Thats because any decent one word metal band name has been taken. What are weleft with? Clam? Beetroot? Fuck that for a laugh!

Prevalence through Malevolence.........(supremacy through hate)
for a death metal/ power metal band

Battle Sluts

For a Humour/Folk metal band.

Written by Malevolent-Jim on 27.10.2010 at 16:28

Battle Sluts

For a Humour/Folk metal band.

Bloodylust Battle Sluts, to be more grim

Hmm... Folk Metal Band: Hanged Man's Noose.
Black Metal Band: Children Of The Deep Ones.
Power Metal Band: Baldur's Gate.
Melodic Death Metal: Reaper's Scythe.

I have no imagination.

Oh, and a mathcore band: Don't Drink And Derive.
Debut Album: 'Cuz Alcohol And Calculus Just Don't Mix.

Written by Sulac on 02.11.2010 at 17:39

Black Metal Band: Children Of The Deep Ones.

What does this band name means/implies ?

It's referring to the Deep Ones, which are from the Cthulhu Mythos. Dagon is one. I think the feature in Shadow Over Innsmuth? I'm no Mythos expert, so I'm not entirely positive.

Hazel, for a progressive metal band! I think it's perfect!

Testcul's Head, sounds like Technical Death band.

I had an idea recently of a parody/goregrind band that would be called The Florists.

The music would be top/notch brutal, and the 'singing' completely incomprehensible. The real thing however would be that they would sing about family values, friendly stuff like the importance of brushing your teeth, puppies, butterflies and shit, respecting your parents, loving animals, you get the picture. And the album art, band photos would be very colorful and happy.

Written by Kennoth on 15.11.2010 at 23:26

I had an idea recently of a parody/goregrind band that would be called The Florists.

The music would be top/notch brutal, and the 'singing' completely incomprehensible. The real thing however would be that they would sing about family values, friendly stuff like the importance of brushing your teeth, puppies, butterflies and shit, respecting your parents, loving animals, you get the picture. And the album art, band photos would be very colorful and happy.

Why, oh why, do I remember something exactly like that... except I forgot which band was it.

(interestingly, it seems similar to that installment of Headbanged, also why did you put singing in quote marks is beyond me)

Written by vezzy on 16.11.2010 at 14:11

Why, oh why, do I remember something exactly like that... except I forgot which band was it.

(interestingly, it seems similar to that installment of Headbanged, also why did you put singing in quote marks is beyond me)

Let me know if you remember.

(because it sounds more of a pig getting violated with a knife than singing)

Written by Kennoth on 16.11.2010 at 14:47
(because it sounds more of a pig getting violated with a knife than singing)

That's what many people think of metal in general.

Written by Sulac on 02.11.2010 at 17:45

Oh, and a mathcore band: Don't Drink And Derive.
Debut Album: 'Cuz Alcohol And Calculus Just Don't Mix.

i'd buy it

Beast Of Metal for a thrash band.

A Dead Goat

Written by Aristarchos on 26.12.2010 at 16:36

A Dead Goat

Idk I think i'd call a band Seizure... lol

I am thinking about naming my solo project Aahav Naad.I was inspired by Mahabharat,where every day a Shankh (an Indian wind instrument in the form of a sea shell) was used to signal the end and start of war.This act of declaration was called Shankh Naad(Naad means sound).Aahav means war in Sanskrit.

The Pneumatic Drill of Hatred (technical death metal band Im thinking lol)

Against All Goats.
Or KVLT Throne.
: D

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