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Nice review! Many lols to be had. I'm sorry you had to listen to it so many times though...
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Dream Taster The Enemy Within StaffPosts: 1337 |
Well, at least you made a very entertaining review out of it. I hate that "style" myself.
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Thanntos
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Haven't had the balls to listen to this yet, but your review reads much much lower than a 5.9.
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Yojimbo
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You should wash your ears out with Marduk (it's what I've been listening to today, anyway).
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LeChron James Helvetesfossen
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Hey Doc, do you think the rating could been pushed to a 6 or 6.1 if the model on the front cover was bearing her money makers? hahahaha
oh yeah, and with McDonalds and food, its also directly carcinogenic. but hey, it all depends on what you want your cancer to taste or feel like.
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Dani5050
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06.10.2010 - 08:01Rating: 6
I couldn't agree more with this review, I remember I gave this album a spin, and thought mmm, this is crap, a few days passed and then I said well Scream Aim and Fire was average maybe I was not in the mood for BFMV that day, lets give it another try, and no no no no, it was still pure crap. Nice review.
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Derwood
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Congratulations Doc, this is the first time I've ever felt compelled to read a review out loud to my wife. Freaking hilarious.
I'll probably check it out anyways, though.
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Daniell _爱情_ ElitePosts: 6101 |
Extremely cool review, ten times better than the album. High five from me!
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Fat & Sassy! ElitePosts: 3857 |
06.10.2010 - 10:21Rating: 5
["Hey guys, I've got a really good idea!"
"Awesome! I know just how we can fuck it up!"
"High five!"]
I fucking DIED when I read this. XD
I was actually thinking about reviewing this myself, not because I own or like this album, but because my sister plays this non-stop. I've heard the album 50 too many times. And yeah... you are spot on with everything. I will be sitting there *thrashy riff starts*"See sis, this is good... Oh OH! SEE! They fucked it up AGAIN. EVERY SONG." I have to show her this review!
Oh, and you failed to mention anything about one of the songs that starts off with cheesy synth and stuff. Guess they are "experimenting" with shitty power metal stuff too.
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Cyroth
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06.10.2010 - 11:13Rating: 8
I too feel disappointed with the album.Begging for mercy,Fever,The last fight good songs.I don't hate their music,after all they brought me into metal,but I hate the fact that there is no sense of real evolution in their music on this album.Too cliche and not enough aggressiveness like The Poison.I think the rating is good, although I rated it much more,but I was subjective after all .
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser StaffPosts: 9718 |
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Written by Thanntos on 06.10.2010 at 05:57
Haven't had the balls to listen to this yet, but your review reads much much lower than a 5.9.
Yeah, like I said, they actually had a number of solid riffs throughout, but they couldn't hold onto any quality for very long.
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Carl Berg Carl Berg
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Quote: bands like Trivium and Avenged Sevenfold are to metal what McDonalds is to food; cheap, easily marketed, somewhat digestible, but completely flavourless and flat
Couldn't have said it better.
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Merchant of Doom
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I think you are a bit harsh. I do hate them, but I also believe they do a good job for the market they target. There's some good riffage here and there...
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Raziel X
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Written by Doc G. on 06.10.2010 at 11:37
Written by Thanntos on 06.10.2010 at 05:57
Haven't had the balls to listen to this yet, but your review reads much much lower than a 5.9.
Yeah, like I said, they actually had a number of solid riffs throughout, but they couldn't hold onto any quality for very long.
lol just like new Tarja album, promising start and then it goes right into middle of nowhere
and thats in almost every song
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Written by Carl Berg on 06.10.2010 at 11:50
Quote: bands like Trivium and Avenged Sevenfold are to metal what McDonalds is to food; cheap, easily marketed, somewhat digestible, but completely flavourless and flat
Couldn't have said it better.
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Crazy Booduh
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I'll agree about BFMV and Avenged Sevenfold, but I actually thought Trivium's last album was pretty killer.
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Panterica
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Written by Crazy Booduh on 06.10.2010 at 17:30
I'll agree about BFMV and Avenged Sevenfold, but I actually thought Trivium's last album was pretty killer.
Same here, I found Trivium's latest effort very good, and Scream Aim Fire had a few cool songs. But beside that, your review is very accurate, although it is a bit harsh...but still fun to read
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silenius
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06.10.2010 - 19:14Rating: 2
Written by Cyroth on 06.10.2010 at 11:13
I too feel disappointed with the album.Begging for mercy,Fever,The last fight good songs.I don't hate their music,after all they brought me into metal,but I hate the fact that there is no sense of real evolution in their music on this album.Too cliche and not enough aggressiveness like The Poison.I think the rating is good, although I rated it much more,but I was subjective after all .
how can bullet for my valentine get you into metal?thats like saying ABBA got you into grindcore
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Cyroth
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06.10.2010 - 19:56Rating: 8
Written by silenius on 06.10.2010 at 19:14
Written by Cyroth on 06.10.2010 at 11:13
I too feel disappointed with the album.Begging for mercy,Fever,The last fight good songs.I don't hate their music,after all they brought me into metal,but I hate the fact that there is no sense of real evolution in their music on this album.Too cliche and not enough aggressiveness like The Poison.I think the rating is good, although I rated it much more,but I was subjective after all .
how can bullet for my valentine get you into metal?thats like saying ABBA got you into grindcore
Like there are so many people on this planet,there's bound to be something weird like this to happen,but yes they got me into metal...the first band of metal that I paid attention was Godsmack,but Bullet really made me like metal.
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vezzy Stallmanite
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Nothing weird about it. Bands like Korn, BFMV, Slipknot, etc. and other light mainstream groups often serve as gateways to metal to newbies nowadays.
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X-Ray Rod Skandino StaffPosts: 18374 |
Written by vezzy on 06.10.2010 at 19:58
Nothing weird about it. Bands like Korn, BFMV, Slipknot, etc. and other light mainstream groups often serve as gateways to metal to newbies nowadays.
Nowdays? Korn was a gateway to metal for the newbies right from the moment they started playing. I know I'm not alone in this at all.
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vezzy Stallmanite
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 06.10.2010 at 20:30
Written by vezzy on 06.10.2010 at 19:58
Nothing weird about it. Bands like Korn, BFMV, Slipknot, etc. and other light mainstream groups often serve as gateways to metal to newbies nowadays.
Nowdays? Korn was a gateway to metal for the newbies right from the moment they started playing. I know I'm not alone in this at all.
Okay, sorry. Should have taken that into account.
Still nothing weird about it.
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Cyroth
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06.10.2010 - 21:24Rating: 8
Ok,so it isn't that weird[for all],still I'm happy to be listening to metal,even though I got bashed for listening to BFMV, but now I can enjoy the majority of sub-genres
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Written by vezzy on 06.10.2010 at 19:58
Nothing weird about it. Bands like Korn, BFMV, Slipknot, etc. and other light mainstream groups often serve as gateways to metal to newbies nowadays.
May i add Evanescence and Linkin Park.
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser StaffPosts: 9718 |
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Written by LeChron James on 06.10.2010 at 06:53
Hey Doc, do you think the rating could been pushed to a 6 or 6.1 if the model on the front cover was bearing her money makers? hahahaha
That is correct, LeChron. Despite taking my reviews very seriously, the "tits or gtfo" rule still applies.
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JCJen7
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Sooo much hate for Avenged Sevenfold on this website, its obnoxious. They haven't made a metalcore album in coming up on 8 years now, and have released 4 non-metalcore albums since then (as opposed to only two metalcore albums overrall). Whatever, it just gets annoying, not everyone who reads these reviews hates Avenged Sevenfold, and I am getting fed up with all the useless shots you take at them in almost any review.
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser StaffPosts: 9718 |
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Written by JCJen7 on 07.10.2010 at 04:33
Sooo much hate for Avenged Sevenfold on this website, its obnoxious. They haven't made a metalcore album in coming up on 8 years now, and have released 4 non-metalcore albums since then (as opposed to only two metalcore albums overrall). Whatever, it just gets annoying, not everyone who reads these reviews hates Avenged Sevenfold, and I am getting fed up with all the useless shots you take at them in almost any review.
Yeah, not everyone who reads these reviews dislikes this album either, what can you do?
I've written 97 reviews. This is the first one I've mentioned A7X to the best of my recollection.
A7X make it incredibly easy to shit on them. Their fault, not mine.
Sorry we've offended you.
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JCJen7
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Written by Doc G. on 07.10.2010 at 04:37
Written by JCJen7 on 07.10.2010 at 04:33
Sooo much hate for Avenged Sevenfold on this website, its obnoxious. They haven't made a metalcore album in coming up on 8 years now, and have released 4 non-metalcore albums since then (as opposed to only two metalcore albums overrall). Whatever, it just gets annoying, not everyone who reads these reviews hates Avenged Sevenfold, and I am getting fed up with all the useless shots you take at them in almost any review.
Yeah, not everyone who reads these reviews dislikes this album either, what can you do?
I've written 97 reviews. This is the first one I've mentioned A7X to the best of my recollection.
A7X make it incredibly easy to shit on them. Their fault, not mine.
Sorry we've offended you.
Sorry, I didn't mean specifically you, but the reviewers in general, and the majority of comments.
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser StaffPosts: 9718 |
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Written by JCJen7 on 07.10.2010 at 04:43
Written by Doc G. on 07.10.2010 at 04:37
Written by JCJen7 on 07.10.2010 at 04:33
Sooo much hate for Avenged Sevenfold on this website, its obnoxious. They haven't made a metalcore album in coming up on 8 years now, and have released 4 non-metalcore albums since then (as opposed to only two metalcore albums overrall). Whatever, it just gets annoying, not everyone who reads these reviews hates Avenged Sevenfold, and I am getting fed up with all the useless shots you take at them in almost any review.
Yeah, not everyone who reads these reviews dislikes this album either, what can you do?
I've written 97 reviews. This is the first one I've mentioned A7X to the best of my recollection.
A7X make it incredibly easy to shit on them. Their fault, not mine.
Sorry we've offended you.
Sorry, I didn't mean specifically you, but the reviewers in general, and the majority of comments.
I'd like examples. Official reviews please.
And yes, the majority of the comments regarding A7X are pretty negative. Their music pretty much goes against what metal means to most people, so there really should be no question as to why the general consensus is they suck.
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