Written by Ivor on 23.04.2009 at 11:22

I don't see why you all are so pissed about it. I've not listened to MDB, haven't had the interest to pick it up even though I'm pretty sure I'd like some of the stuff. However, here are couple of points that this review gets across. Firstly, this album follows cliche formula developed by the band over the years. Secondly, it's not a good album to start your acquaintance with the band. Thirdly, in a nutshell it says what the concept of the band is all about. These three points come across nicely, and in a humorous, albeit a bit mocking, way. All taken together, to me this review says "Don't start with this album." Now tell me it's not a worthy piece of advice - many of you have commented it to be MDB's worst one to date.

I'd advise some of you learn to deal with different writing styles.

I.

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 11:29

when a person says that "I hate this album" or "this is their wrost album", its his opinion, but when a staff member wrote such meaningless review, to be honets it seems that MS thinks that way.

and the most important thing is that I cant find nothing about this album in this review. just some words about violins and its done! and to be honest the violin part is the strong part of this album! I didnt even want to buy this album while im a strong fan of them, so Im agree that this album is not a good one. but I cant understand why this dude is kind of anti MDB!

Written by Ivor on 23.04.2009 at 11:36

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 11:29

when a person says that "I hate this album" or "this is their wrost album", its his opinion, but when a staff member wrote such meaningless review, to be honets it seems that MS thinks that way.

and the most important thing is that I cant find nothing about this album in this review. just some words about violins and its done! and to be honest the violin part is the strong part of this album! I didnt even want to buy this album while im a strong fan of them, so Im agree that this album is not a good one. but I cant understand why this dude is kind of anti MDB!

Dude, take a cup of tea/coffee and some fifteen minutes of your spare time. Relax, drink the tea/coffee and ffs read what I wrote, read slowly, so that you understand what is written there. This is as good a review as any other, you just have to learn to find the information that is hidden there.

I.

Written by jupitreas on 23.04.2009 at 11:09

Hey you guys. a review is a subjective opinion. deal with it.

Written by Enissa on 23.04.2009 at 12:19

Written by jupitreas on 23.04.2009 at 11:09

Hey you guys. a review is a subjective opinion. deal with it.

Dont mind them, I think this review is truly describing the album, not attacking the whole genre! You described exactly what this album is about: What is always expected from MDB, Depressed lyrics & music about the vocalist's "Dying Bride", and this is annoying for true speaking
I mean its about time to try something new, like why dont they write about things the doom bands usually talk about?!!!

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 12:26

Written by Enissa on 23.04.2009 at 12:19

Written by jupitreas on 23.04.2009 at 11:09

Hey you guys. a review is a subjective opinion. deal with it.

Dont mind them, I think this review is truly describing the album, not attacking the whole genre! You described exactly what this album is about: What is always expected from MDB, Depressed lyrics & music about the vocalist's "Dying Bride", and this is annoying for true speaking
I mean its about time to try something new, like why dont they write about things the doom bands usually talk about?!!!

i really cant understand if loved this review then when you gave it a 7 !!! and again if loved this review how can you say that strong part of this album is its Violin? !!! pffffff gods bless u!

Written by Azrael on 23.04.2009 at 12:29

Written by Ivor on 23.04.2009 at 11:22

many of you have commented it to be MDB's worst one to date.

Well .I don't think so. I consider it as a great album but i admit that it's not the best of MDB and i assume that many people agree with this.

Apart from MDB and this album. with the consideration that MS is one of the biggest Metal sites out there and jupitreas as a staff member.
Is this a good way to review an album? I don't think so.
Is this a good point in MS recored? I don't think so.
I belief that such things especially from a staff members has a negative effect on MS.

EDIT: I'm not a big fan of arguing but this is for the good of MS.

Written by Enissa on 23.04.2009 at 12:38

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 12:26

Written by Enissa on 23.04.2009 at 12:19

Written by jupitreas on 23.04.2009 at 11:09

Hey you guys. a review is a subjective opinion. deal with it.

Dont mind them, I think this review is truly describing the album, not attacking the whole genre! You described exactly what this album is about: What is always expected from MDB, Depressed lyrics & music about the vocalist's "Dying Bride", and this is annoying for true speaking
I mean its about time to try something new, like why dont they write about things the doom bands usually talk about?!!!

i really cant understand if loved this review then when you gave it a 7 !!! and again if loved this review how can you say that strong part of this album is its Violin? !!! pffffff gods bless u!

My blessed Son, as mentioned before, You have to read the words with its "English" cause I didnt speak Hyroglophic and dont!
I said that after a few listens I gave 7 after I gave it 8 after the first listen, not because I like the review, and the reiview did say that this album include a lot of violin parts, and to be honest this is the only goof thing about the album!
So please next time try to be not Drunk or High when reading these posts, ok???

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 12:45

Written by Enissa on 23.04.2009 at 12:38

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 12:26

Written by Enissa on 23.04.2009 at 12:19

Written by jupitreas on 23.04.2009 at 11:09

Hey you guys. a review is a subjective opinion. deal with it.

Dont mind them, I think this review is truly describing the album, not attacking the whole genre! You described exactly what this album is about: What is always expected from MDB, Depressed lyrics & music about the vocalist's "Dying Bride", and this is annoying for true speaking
I mean its about time to try something new, like why dont they write about things the doom bands usually talk about?!!!

i really cant understand if loved this review then when you gave it a 7 !!! and again if loved this review how can you say that strong part of this album is its Violin? !!! pffffff gods bless u!

My blessed Son, as mentioned before, You have to read the words with its "English" cause I didnt speak Hyroglophic and dont!
I said that after a few listens I gave 7 after I gave it 8 after the first listen, not because I like the review, and the reiview did say that this album include a lot of violin parts, and to be honest this is the only goof thing about the album!
So please next time try to be not Drunk or High when reading these posts, ok???

Look, I just cut myself, this violin sounds like a razor blade slicing my arteries. Now let me read some Shakespeare to you. Pain. Suffering. My ex-girlfriend. Religion. Violins as razors again. Crimson red drops of blood meandering like the wine from the Holy Grail. Your ex-girlfriend. Pain. Violins. Shakespeare. Latin references, look how deep I am. Bleeding love. Now look, I'm angry for a moment!!! Speed. I'm angry!!! AAAAA... OK, now, I'm sad again. Depression. Shattered passion. Violins. Pain. Goodbye.

i think it was written with annoying itallic words and that was why you absolutely misunderstood it man!

and he talked about stereotyped violins:

For Lies I Sire is the first My Dying Bride album to feature violins since Like Gods Of The Sun and as a consequence sounds quite similar to that record.

read carefully its not arabic its english.

Edited: sorry I didnt know that you are arab: "read carefully its not greek its english." **

Written by Azrael on 23.04.2009 at 12:53

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 12:41

Written by Azrael on 23.04.2009 at 12:29

Written by Ivor on 23.04.2009 at 11:22

many of you have commented it to be MDB's worst one to date.

Well .I don't think so. I consider it as a great album but i admit that it's not the best of MDB and i assume that many people agree with this.

Apart from MDB and this album. with the consideration that MS is one of the biggest Metal sites out there and jupitreas as a staff member.
Is this a good way to review an album? I don't think so.
Is this a good point in MS recored? I don't think so.
I belief that such things especially from a staff members has a negative effect on MS.

EDIT: I'm not a big fan of arguing but this is for the good of MS.

I didnt read worse than this review in MS. and I m agree with you that alot of ppl arent agree that this album is a bad album. cause as I see its point is 8.3 right now. maybe after this review ppl like Angel_Lament, changes their mind to give it a lower point! WTF?
yes we have such ppl

There are too many people whom like to follow the gaggle in a blindly way due the fact that they can't make their own mind.

Written by Azrael on 23.04.2009 at 12:53

There are too many people whom like to follow the gaggle in a blindly way due the fact that they can't make their own mind.

Written by gid on 23.04.2009 at 15:13

Guys, this is getting silly.

You may not agree with jupitreas' review, that's up to you. He wrote his opinion, as he was asked to. That's as simple as it should be. As for it reflecting badly on Metal Storm, personally I think it'd be worse for Metal Storm's reputation if he'd reviewed it dishonestly.

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:23

Written by gid on 23.04.2009 at 15:13

Guys, this is getting silly.

You may not agree with jupitreas' review, that's up to you. He wrote his opinion, as he was asked to. That's as simple as it should be. As for it reflecting badly on Metal Storm, personally I think it'd be worse for Metal Storm's reputation if he'd reviewed it dishonestly.

so to be honest you have to insult a band and its fans since their first album till now!

Written by gid on 23.04.2009 at 15:29

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:23

Written by gid on 23.04.2009 at 15:13

Guys, this is getting silly.

You may not agree with jupitreas' review, that's up to you. He wrote his opinion, as he was asked to. That's as simple as it should be. As for it reflecting badly on Metal Storm, personally I think it'd be worse for Metal Storm's reputation if he'd reviewed it dishonestly.

so to be honest you have to insult a band and its fans since their first album till now!

If that's what he honestly feels, yes that is being honest. And if you're seriously going to take a review as a personal insult, you probably shouldn't be on the Internet. If you really like the album why does this reviewer's opinion matter to you so much?

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:45

if you dont like this album why you waste your time?

Written by Introspekrieg on 23.04.2009 at 01:17

Written by Ask on 22.04.2009 at 21:21

This was intensely disappointing. Their second worst album in their discography only to 34.788%.

Aw man I must be crazy for liking that one...

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:45

Written by gid on 23.04.2009 at 15:29

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:23

Written by gid on 23.04.2009 at 15:13

Guys, this is getting silly.

You may not agree with jupitreas' review, that's up to you. He wrote his opinion, as he was asked to. That's as simple as it should be. As for it reflecting badly on Metal Storm, personally I think it'd be worse for Metal Storm's reputation if he'd reviewed it dishonestly.

so to be honest you have to insult a band and its fans since their first album till now!

If that's what he honestly feels, yes that is being honest. And if you're seriously going to take a review as a personal insult, you probably shouldn't be on the Internet. If you really like the album why does this reviewer's opinion matter to you so much?

no I dontl like this album, but your questions is so funny! cause ppl who likes an album would read about it and write about it! you have to answer me that if you dont like this album why you waste your time?

Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.04.2009 at 15:50

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:45

if you dont like this album why you waste your time?

Ahhhhh, right!
So you think that people who thinks an album is bad shouldn't write a review about it?
It's called freedom of speech, dude. Get over it.

And if you dislike this review soooooo much, then write your own! I'm tired of guys that are whining and whining about how unfair is a review but they don't do nothing about it.
____

What I think about the album? It's a proof that the only albums that I need to buy are from the beginning to the last good album that was Songs Of Darkness...

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:59

Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.04.2009 at 15:50

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 15:45

if you dont like this album why you waste your time?

Ahhhhh, right!
So you think that people who thinks an album is bad shouldn't write a review about it?

then I have to talk about fair and unfair again! Mr. Doctor, first of all I dont have permission to write a review this soon! second I dont like this album, third I think this review is not about this album, its talks about whole MDB's thought and works! and I think its the 10th time that I mention it. I dont say why jupiteras has written such review, I say why he tried to show whole MDB's works as a meaning profect! understand or I have to be write it 10 time again!?

Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.04.2009 at 16:28

Sooo... I guess you didn't take the pill. No problem.

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 16:30

I borrowed them to jupiteras to take them before every review about an album or band which he hates! then he wouldnt do such mistakes again. thankz

Written by X-Ray Rod on 23.04.2009 at 16:39

Written by [user id=31891] on 23.04.2009 at 16:30

I borrowed them to jupiteras to take them before every review about an album or band which he hates! then he wouldnt do such mistakes again. thankz

I don't think so, Most of us men don't have any sort of period and therefore do not care of the review being or not being of our liking. Jupitreas is probably as most of us, the type of person that don't care for whining review and whining users.

But yeah, There are some exceptions, that's why I gave you pills for free
Bye.

Written by quirin on 22.04.2009 at 13:26

Neverending whining never was my cup of tea either. I'll pass.
Funny review, by the way - I laughed my ass off reading the first paragraph!