We have become spoiled, we should go back to "unable to connect to the database" for a day or two :P

Good thing phones have a DND mode for nights :D

hahaha, we don't even have any alerting. Ain't nobody got money for that. Most of my in-bed server status updates are text messages by Ivor.

UNACCEPTABLE!

what? You don't have a cable hardwiring our server status straight to your cerebral cortex for instant reaction to issues?

As far as "STILL can't access", you can safely assume that I'm asleep between 1am and 10am CET/CEST. So when something happens over my night, I will only see it the next day. And even then I may have work stuff to do first.

Once again good work, corrupt.