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Lordi - The Monster Show lyrics



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01. Threatical Trailer

Music & lyrics by Lordi
(Intro)

02. Bring it On

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Hello I am me, who the hell are you?
I bring the word from the dead
This is the day they shall re-animate
And I get their claws on your necks

A pack of raging wolves are howling
Awaken from their sleep of sin
Hail to the creeps
Thunder unleashed
No beast's so fierce

Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
The rancorous return from their graves
Won't you
Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
Behold your town will burn
As the raging hounds return

The rampant helldogs rampaging near
The unholy prolifirates
They taste your blood and they smell your fear
On your mark, get set, decapitate!

A pack of raging wolves are howling
Awaken from their sleep of sin
Hail to the creeps
Thunder unleashed
No beast's so fierce

Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
The rancorous return from their graves
Won't you
Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
Behold your town will burn
As the raging hounds

Ominious haze
Dispersing by the moonlights order
They got their prey
They're gone with your daughters
Claimed their souls
Turned them into martyrs
They will burn
As the hounds return

Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
The rancorous return from their graves
Won't you
Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
Behold your town will burn
As the raging hounds return
As the raging hounds return

03. Blood Red Sandman

Music & lyrics by Lordi
They called me the Leather Apron
They called me Smiling Jack
They prayed to the heavens above
That I would never ever come back

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

Red drops stain satin so white
The way I sign my name
The neighborhood's pretty dead at night
And I'm the one to blame

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

Scream all you want you won't wake up when you scream
No-one leaves... The Monsterican Dream

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

04. My Heaven is your Hell

Music & lyrics by Lordi
As the night falls on the town
That's when I rise as day goes down
Trough the dusk to you I greed
I watch you wile you sleep

Freeing from my life eternal
There's no blessing in these curs
Night by night is so infernal
And yet is getting worse

My heaven is your hell
I'm about roam shadows
The way you shine is killing me
We two can not mean war
My heaven is your hell
And there is no tomorrow
If I stay I'll fade away by dawn I will be gone

As the morning sun will rise
Bringing death I can't survive
I should spread my wings
Oh I should fly, but tonight I choose not to hide

Freeing from my life eternal
There's no blessing in these curs
Night by night is so infernal
And yet is getting worse

My heaven is your hell
I'm about roam shadows
The way you shine is killing me
We two can not mean war
My heaven is your hell
And there is no tomorrow
If I stay I'll fade away by dawn I will be gone

as the sun, enters the room
i bid farewells
to life in gloom
I hear you scream, but I can't see around, that's my house

My heaven is your hell
I'm about roam shadows
The way you shine is killing me
We two can not mean war
My heaven is your hell
And there is no tomorrow
If I stay I'll fade away by dawn I will be gone [2X]

05. Would you Love A Monsterman

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Fire at will, will, will, will..
Fire at will!
Yeah, I would kill!
Yeah, I would freeze the hell over just to get a chill.
Yeah, I would slay!
Yeah, I would maim!
Yeah, I would vanish in thin air and reappear again.

Be right in the squares, yeah I would be sincere.
Yeah, I would lie!
Yeah, I would lie!
Yeah, I would be there waking up the dead to get a thrill

I say yeah! I say yeah!

(chorus)
Would you love a monsterman?
Could you understand,
the Beauty of the beast?
I would do it all for you.
Would you do it all, do it all for me?

Take your time, you'll be fine.
Yeah, there is nothing wrong with this
you ain't committing crime.
You don't know why
It passed you by.
You search for something never found along these lines.

Someday you may turn around and terrify.
You can't deny
You crucify!
would you get down in the gutter swalloing your pride

I say yeah! I say yeah!
Would you love a monsterman?
Could you understand,
the Beauty of the beast?
I would do it all for you.
Would you do it all, do it all for me?

All that you get is less than you deserve.
Leaving for now, someday I may return.

(Huaaow)

Would you love a monsterman?

(chorus 2x)

06. Devil is A Loser

Music & lyrics by Lordi
You wanted power and you begged for fame
You wanted everything the easy way
You wanted gain without pain
Now your bill is in the mail
You got stronger but your mind got weak
You made a promise that you couldn't keep
You got it all - you lost more
It's all there in the fee

Via hell incorporated (regeneration)
First you love it then you hate it (you're such a saint)
And now you're never gonna make it (bad situation)
Get on get on down
There's hell to pay ´cause

The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch
For better or for worse and you don't care which
The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch
Runnin' into trouble you skitch
He's my bitch

You wanted richest and a licence to kill
You got poverty then you got ill
You got poor and you lost your will
All your dreams unfulfilled
I get my kicks when you blow your fuse
No-one got killed but that's no excuse
Hands up, I let you know when it's done
I've got the only gun

And there were no refunds
Just failing guarantees
"Confess your sins, son"
Said the preacher on TV

You got yourself some greasepaint
Set of white and black
All you got was laughter and
Gene Simmons on your back

07. Icon Of Dominance

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Would you be satisfied
If I told you lies?
Would it make it right?

No, I won't justify
Your masquerade-like cries
I know it will go by

There is no soul...
No soul could chain mine and call it its own

I'll be your...

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

Distort it all you can
Your full-blown masterplan
Will get you in a jam

When cheers form into jeers
Despair is drawin' near
Glances grow to become the weapons of fear

There is no soul...
No soul could chain mine and call it its own

I'll be your...

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

Can't you see me, can't you see me stalking?
Day-dream escape - Surreal haze
Distort it all you can
There is no soul, no soul could ever make me its own

I'll be your...

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

08. The Children Of The Night

Music & lyrics by Lordi
I hid them under the floor; for they being here made me soar
And on that day I felt kinda haze
Now they still gotta be there, cuss there not going anywhere
Whit served limbs - or call me crazy?
But there are voices in the darkness
In my house every time I close my eyes

In the dead of night I hear em sigh The Children of the night are calling
Hear em cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling now they're all
My children of the night

These skulls are so small; here are seven of them in all
I swear to god, now they're deadly silence
But still there voices in the darkness, getting louder all the time

In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling on the road
My children of the

Now little feet tap at the end of my bed
remorse I seize
I feel theres someone leaning over my head
7 breaths, they freeze!

In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling
In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling on the road
My children of the night

09. Shotgun Divorce

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Early morning, she was already up
The plants were watered, her bags were packed
Without warning she gave him a slug
Now her husband´s slaughtered
with a 12 gauge whack

Stranglehold of fear - It still won´t disappear
It´s growing stronger - And still he´s watching her
Again she´s leaving home - Again she´s all alone
Again she knows exactly what to do
Like with the others before

This time around, yeah it´s kinda final
Ride ´till you fall
Then the shotgun divorce
It´s her way out and she can´t deny
She loves to kill and she kills for love

Autumn leaves keep falling on the ground
Someday she knows that they will try to hunt her down
Plain revulsion, no love can be found
After all is said and done there is no rebound

Now she´s living scared
Even though she cared
He is gone
His head blown off

10. Forsaken Fashion Dolls

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Even in a dream - You won't ever be safe
from your past mistakes - the naked rage
In your mind - they´re just 1 step behind
they´ll drag you deeper in - to meet your sins

You´re down there all alone
They´ll never let you go, no no

Forsaken fashion dolls
will follow you forever
white eyes of sheer despite will dog you ´till you die
Forsaken fashion dolls
You´re meant to be together
just cry your silent scream tonite

Lock you tight - bury you alive
eat you up inside - feel your soul decline
But outta sight does not mean it´s outta mind
They watch you suffer in you plight
so goddamn satisfied

11. Wake The Snake

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Slither into your garden
I got an apple waiting for a bite
I lick my chops until the hammer drops
you know that it just might

im gonna spiral up higher
wriggle up in the air
its breaking out you cant break it down
who said it would be fair?

well i-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

Sinking in my poison
drowning in syanide
see if i care - theres no dare
if you go run and hide

Sit on the lap of the savage
and well breed like rats
you say you wont - for heavens sake
well just have to see about that

well i-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

12. Rock The Hell outa You

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Come shove it in
Good ol'disorder
Some accidental homicides
I've been dead in the water

Girlie poser
Slam you naked on the floor
What do we have in store for you

We rock the hell outta you
Rock the hell outta you
Let the angels be gone
Casting the demons
Rock the hell outta you
Rock the hell outta you
Burnin' bright as the sun
Glowing hot like neon, yeah

Come let us make your
Sister twisted
Dresscode is leather with buzz-saws
Breath becomes fire as I kiss her

Girlie poser
Slam you naked on the floor
What do we have in store for you

We rock the hell outta you
Rock the hell outta you....

Rock the-
Rock the hell out!

Entrancing jungle evil
Rammin' in the voodoo
We exorcise your angels
Cast the hellbeast into you