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Death metal as it's supposed to be.
Screw all your tech death bullshit fretboard wankers who forgot what death metal is and only churn out chaotic assemblies of soulless hogwash mistakenly called music. Asphyx is the shit, ladies and gentlemen. Let Deathhammer pulverize you.
Staff pick by:
Daniell
Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod, Baz Anderson, White Winter Sun, Marcel Hubregtse, wormdrink414, Ag Fox, !J.O.O.E.!, Doc G., BitterCOld, Promonex, Nefarious, BloodTears
Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod, Baz Anderson, White Winter Sun, Marcel Hubregtse, wormdrink414, Ag Fox, !J.O.O.E.!, Doc G., BitterCOld, Promonex, Nefarious, BloodTears
Avant-Garde Black Metal
Bouncy, catchy, spooky, sinister, campy black metal.
Staff pick by:
Doc G.
Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod, Fat & Sassy!, wormdrink414, Troy Killjoy, Introspekrieg, R'Vannith, Darkside Momo
Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod, Fat & Sassy!, wormdrink414, Troy Killjoy, Introspekrieg, R'Vannith, Darkside Momo
Run and gun side scrolling shoot-em-up
One of those heard-of-em, will check out albums that simply flew under my radar last year. Touring with Animals As Leaders should have brought more exposure to this gem, but it somehow went unnoticed. Prog metal has seen it's fair share of concept albums, but a fully interactive concept album? Blurring the lines between music and gaming, LCTR has teamed up with indie game developer Tom Vine to create a playable version of the album. Rumored to be reminiscent of R-Type, Contra, and Super Metroid, this album already proves it will have a killer soundtrack. Recommend for fans of Protest The Hero, Cynic, Between The Buried And Me, SikTh, hell, I even hear some nice stuff for King Crimson fans in there. Allergy Warnings: -core, cheese, photosensitive seizures.
Crust/Thrash/Death
This remains catchy despite how remorselessly, horse-beatingly savage it gets. Great album here.
Staff pick by:
wormdrink414
Prog the way it should be
Old, established prog bands are becoming stale and repetitive. Riverside isn't.
Staff pick by:
Daniell
Endorsed by: Milena, BloodTears, X-Ray Rod, Nefarious, Introspekrieg, Dane Train, Ivor
Endorsed by: Milena, BloodTears, X-Ray Rod, Nefarious, Introspekrieg, Dane Train, Ivor
Finnish specialty
Buried Alive sums up the glory of Sentenced (mostly of its later years) and their special combination of lightweight, melancholic music with dark humor and authentically painful lyrics. I always mistakenly call it End Of The Road instead of its real name, because for me it's a painful reminder that Miika Tenkula is not among us anymore, and that the solo he played during the last song is the last one he ever played on stage.
Staff pick by:
Milena
Doom/Sludge/Death/Black
*Curls into fetal position and rocks back and forth*
*Checks closet*
*Turns on night light*
*Pulls blanket over head*
"It was just a bad dream..."
*Checks closet*
*Turns on night light*
*Pulls blanket over head*
"It was just a bad dream..."
Staff pick by:
Doc G.
Endorsed by: Marcel Hubregtse, wormdrink414, !J.O.O.E.!, X-Ray Rod, Daniell, Susan, BitterCOld, White Winter Sun
Endorsed by: Marcel Hubregtse, wormdrink414, !J.O.O.E.!, X-Ray Rod, Daniell, Susan, BitterCOld, White Winter Sun
Prog / Post / Experimental rock
Metal Storm Awards is so last year. So, for those of you who balance on the bleeding edge of new releases, here's a suggestion to keep you on track and in check. The great stuff that is Crippled Black Phoenix is back with a new album. From depressing post rockish experimental atmosphere to Floydy tunes, they have it and they own it. So, you take your time to enjoy it.
Try it out!
Try it out!
Progressive / Melodic Black / Intensely amazing
This album is one of the most seamless blends of genres you've heard in a while. It's melodic, no wait, it's extreme! It's prog, but it's black metal, but then it's not black metal. One thing that steals the show is the clean vocals. Trust me on this one, this dude has one of the most soaring male voices in metal today, or any day.
Get it here.
Get it here.
Staff pick by:
Susan
Endorsed by: Milena, Fat & Sassy!, Troy Killjoy, GT, Ag Fox, BloodTears, Promonex, psykometal
Endorsed by: Milena, Fat & Sassy!, Troy Killjoy, GT, Ag Fox, BloodTears, Promonex, psykometal
FUNeral Doom!
Happy Happy Joy Joy... err, wait, Misery Misery Woe Woe. Profetus, the embodiment of all things toasterbath are back with another four song affair so bleak it will make those Sarah McLachlan SPCA ads seem like a trip to Disneyland after gobbling half a bottle of your mom's happy pills by comparison. Bon appetit!
Staff pick by:
BitterCOld
Endorsed by: Marcel Hubregtse, X-Ray Rod, Daniell, KwonVerge, Troy Killjoy, Nefarious
Endorsed by: Marcel Hubregtse, X-Ray Rod, Daniell, KwonVerge, Troy Killjoy, Nefarious
Black/Death/Thrash
Goatwhore have finally seemed to find their niche. Furiously awesome...thrash?...Death n roll?...Black n roll? Who the hell knows. This is just simply awesome.
Staff pick by:
Doc G.
Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod, Ag Fox, Troy Killjoy, wormdrink414, BudDa, Darkside Momo
Endorsed by: X-Ray Rod, Ag Fox, Troy Killjoy, wormdrink414, BudDa, Darkside Momo
Civil War Grind
Awesome grind built on great, bouncing riffs, a few melodic leads here and there, some catchy chanting...and...banjo & trumpet?
Prog
Something you probably haven't stumbled across but deserves your very much in demand attention. I mean, how can you ignore an album with a title like that? Fact is, you can't. This record is backed by an actual scientific research. True story. Sometimes a bit djenty (ain't that a hot potato nowadays?), featuring cool soundscapes, often including bad ass riffs - this Jolly album is overall a beautifully structured record. If it ain't going to make you happy, it should at least make you feel good.
Taste it here!
Taste it here!
Nineteen eighty-something
Iron Maiden's new album is pretty sweet, guys.
Staff pick by:
Fat & Sassy!
Endorsed by: Milena, Marcel Hubregtse, wormdrink414, Daniell, White Winter Sun, X-Ray Rod
Endorsed by: Milena, Marcel Hubregtse, wormdrink414, Daniell, White Winter Sun, X-Ray Rod