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2014
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Jimmy Harmsworth
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Elegy Of Lust
Power, Thrash
2023
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Jimmy Burrow
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For Nothing
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2012
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Jimmy Ahlander
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Helveteslarm
D-beat
2019
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Jimmy Johansson
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My Enemy
Glam
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Pharmacepticon [Lyric Video]
D-beat
2019
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2022
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Jimmy Johansson
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Jimmy Johansson & Martin Sweet
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Rhyme Of The False Orchestra
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2015
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Take My Bones Away
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2012
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Jimmy Hubbard
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The Unlucky Minority
Glam
2011
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Jimmy Johansson
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Try To Disappear
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2016
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