Band:	Vile Disfigurement
Album:	Beyond Disfigurement
Style:	Grindcore
Release date:	2005
A review by:	Herzebeth

01. Disfigurement Complete
02. Foolish Mutilation
03. Vomit And Die
04. Pre Mummified
05. ...So Vile

Ok, this must be the worst joke in metal history; the formula is really hilarious, two male "bunny" teens recording the worst shit ever in their garage with the worst sound ever and doing really laughable instrumental execution (just one guitar is used by the way), and then both kiddies go around saying "Hey we are so gore and we have cool shirts, please hear our gore metal music".

I want my 10 minutes back man; today I was all happy downloading stuff in Soulseek right?, then a dude told me "hey man, my best friend has a gore band, can you like...review their demo or stuff? It will take you only 10 minutes or something?" I originally wanted to use those 10 minutes to search for more music and to take a pee, but I downloaded that demo? fuck I regret (or maybe not because I laughed a lot). At least that fact gave me material to actually review the worst thing I've ever listened? sometimes it's kind of amusing actually, to hear utter crap I mean.

Anyway, the music is wrapped in only one guitar and horrid vocals, that's all, the guitarist plays palm muted power chords over and over again, and he even sucks at playing that simplistic chord. The vocalist sounds like a really old car engine doing funny noises; believe me people, this is just incredibly poor and boring; even the production sucks badly, the guitar distortion sounds muddy as liquid poo and the vocal work sounds overall drowned? in liquid poo (just hear "Senior Sodomy", sounds like a dude drinking with a straw his milkshake leftovers)

I'll give this demo a 0.5 rating because it's actually very funny, and I will surely show this bizarre thing to a couple of my friends, it will create loud laughs and maybe some cool insults? so, I will even recommend you to hear this in Myspace?that way you'll be able to hear with your own ears what "idiocy mixed with stupidity? and liquid poo" sounds like.

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