1st of April Tokio Hotel - Humanoid review
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1st of April Tokio Hotel - Humanoid review
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7.8 | 8 votes |
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Ok ladies and gentlemen, boys and mostly girls (I'm assuming you're a girl if you're reading this review); the newest Tokio Hotel album - Humanoid. First of all this albums rocks incredibly hard. Of course there will always be the haters, those that think Tokio Hotel is overly tame, lame emo-rock for little girls, and in certain ways they might be right. But who cares, just look at Bill's hair! Everyone who can put his finger into an electricity socket like that gives Mayhem a run for their money (of which Tokio Hotel deservedly have more) in the badass department. To mirror that fact, TH's newest output is infinitely heavier and more guitar-driven than its predecessors. Not only that, it's also emotionally deeper than almost all other well known high quality rock acts out there right now (even the good stuff like Nickelback). If you want a comparison, consider these German boys the Depeche Mode AND Iron Maiden of today (and of the future). A few heart-rending ballads, alternative elements and a distinct sci-fi feeling round off the incredibly original package. Yes yes, I know what you're thinking. This band is kinda gay, and perhaps you're right. All I know is that I agreed before reviewing this album, but now that I gave it a true chance, the only thing I still agree with are the girls screaming their lungs out at the mere thought of the Kaulitz brothers and the other two (whatever their names was again, they aren't all that important anyhow). It's a kind of see it to believe it thing, but always keep this in mind girls: androgyny is fuckin' hawt. It takes a lot of talent to create an album like this at such a young age. If you still don't believe that this band's got the juice, you should know that among various other awards, they've already won MTV Music Awards for "Best International Act" (2007), "Best New Artist", "Best Video", "Song Of The Year", "Best Ringtone" (all 2008), and even "Best Group" (2009). Now if that isn't impressive, I don't know what is. Performance: 9 Songwriting: 10 Originality: 9 Production: 8 Rating: 9.2 |
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| gid Posts: 117  |
It's still 31st March here, so I almost thought this was for real for a second.
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| Turin Turambar Mormegil Posts: 27  |
This is terrible joke.....
---- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYN2a81u8rE _____________________________________________ "There Is No Beast Without Cruelty" F.Nietzsche
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| Rasa Posts: 93  |
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| Ag Fox Angel No More Elite Posts: 4774  |
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| Fat & Sassy! Elite Posts: 3857  |
Bwahahahaha! Nice. XD I can't wait for the Nickelback reviews.
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| Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306  |
I dunno, Bas is pretty open-minded. This could be legit.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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| Murder Posts: 255  |
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| farmakon Whispering Gloom Posts: 59  |
This album sounds like "The Dark Side Of The Moon", but this one has better lyrics and every song here is pure art!
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| Fat & Sassy! Elite Posts: 3857 |
Written by Troy Killjoy on 01.04.2010 at 00:16 If Jesus likes Tokio Hotel, then I need to find a new Lord and Savior. >:[
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| rpsgc Posts: 42  |
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| Marcus Doit Like Bernie Posts: 642  |
I was about to leave MS for good til I realized this was just made. terrifying.
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| Raziel X Posts: 117  |
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| Silent Creeper Senile Veteran Posts: 303  |
Horrible review!!! This album deserves at least 9.89!!! 
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8674  |
This is too straight
---- My rest seems now calm and deep Finally I got my dead man sleep 
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| Enissa Posts: 816  |
إyeah, its still 31 march here, so its kinda looked serious, but the review is very good (especially the last photo), now I want to listen to it...!!!
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| Introspekrieg Totemic Lust Elite Posts: 2749  |
I bet everyone's heart will flutter when they see this at the top of the reviews, I know mine did. 
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| Urs Blank Posts: 319  |
I had already begun to download it when I realized it could be a1st April joke. Still not sure though, I'll maybe give it a try 
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| Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff Posts: 9723  |
They totally sold out with this one. Their old stuff is better.
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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| RainFillsRivers Posts: 31  |
I was scared hahahah honestly thought it was a serious review. i was like "IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!" happy fooled my ass day!
---- - Wrainth
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18439  |
Their old demos were quite good indeed, really kvlt stuff. And that singer, if I didn't knew any better I'd say he was a she... XD
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Visioneerie Urban Monster Posts: 810  |
I guess I'll buy this instead of the new Hour of Penance album.
---- Any man can stand adversity, but to test his character give him power - A. Lincoln
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| DaftDormouse Posts: 10  |
The lead singer looks like a Polish Chicken OR a Rockhopper Penguin, I can't decide. http://totallylookslike.com/2008/11/14/bill-kaulitz-totally-looks-like-polish-chicken/ http://totallylookslike.com/2010/01/15/bill-kaulitz-totally-looks-like-eudyptes-chrysocome/
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| Rupert Posts: 469  |
LOL I thought this was serious until I actually listened to some of the samples. Not sure how but they've surpassed their previous gayness.
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| Wyrd Posts: 292  |
JUST GOT TOKIO HOTEL TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to this awesome Review. THANKS METAL STORM!!!
---- "The bands called Demon Hunter! They hunt demons!"
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| Itoc Trønder Posts: 70  |
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| Bleak_Advent Posts: 14  |
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| DahliaRock Posts: 153  |
Bill looks so feminine, I can feel my hard-on constantly hitting the table.. dammit I'm going gay for that boy-girl
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| silenius Posts: 532  |
Ive benn home vomiting for 2 days straight, to see a tokio hotel review on the first page almost killed me xD
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| Daggon Underpaid M.D. Posts: 1689  |
This is so UltraTr00NekroKvlt!!!! Tokyo Hotel>Your favorite band 
---- "Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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