ickoriss
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I WILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT UPLOADED TO SPOTIFY OR ON A SHELF AT MY RECORD STORE
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A Real Mönkey
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Guess we’ll see it within the next 10 years then.
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ScreamingSteelUS Editor-in-Chief AdminPosts: 5925 |
Do you feel:
A) Disbelief
B) Annoyance
C) Anger
D) Emptiness
E) A sudden urge to invest your life's savings in a sauna
?
"Excited" is not an accepted response.
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"Earth is small and I hate it" - Lum Invader
I'm the Agent of Steel.
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nonZero
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DarkWingedSoul
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ScottyM
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LOL! I'll believe it when Jari the scam artist delivers. Even then, it's guaranteed to be a disappointment. Name the last time an album, game, or book came out a decade late and everyone screamed "That was totally worth crowdfunding a stupid fucking studio!"
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Liafev
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Hahahaha, I thought I'd be excited the day I read that, but actually my first reaction was to laught out loud! Biggest laugh of the year so far. Thanks for that Wintersun.
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Boxcar Willy yr a kook
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Can't wait to give it a 6.
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Cthulu
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Written by ScreamingSteelUS on 12.01.2024 at 18:04
Do you feel:
A) Disbelief
B) Annoyance
C) Anger
D) Emptiness
E) A sudden urge to invest your life's savings in a sauna
?
"Excited" is not an accepted response.
A for sure. I'll believe it when I see it
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Bleeding angel
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Fred_P
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Why do those band members quotes read like Jari wrote them himself ahahaha
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Ellinor
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It's 100% finished. Now, I just need you to crowdfund the release.
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Oracles
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It's going to be funny that Jari spent his entire life and all the album will be is simply "average."
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mariano
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After more than 10 years between the 2 albums, one would expect the songs be loaded with even more orchestral arrangements, layers of sounds, guitar solos, sections with different moods, etc...
However, Jari has become infamous for disappointing lately. So I won't hold my breath on this one.
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F3ynman Nocturnal Bro ContributorPosts: 3026 |
F3ynmanNocturnal BroContributorPosts: 3026
Watch it just be a single, 1-hour-long, mediocre, ambient synth track.
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nonZero
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Written by F3ynman on 12.01.2024 at 20:44
Watch it just be a single, 1-hour-long, mediocre, ambient synth track.
Or instrumental djent again...
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DonMoenning
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And it'll still be like 32 minutes and get delayed until 2025...
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Daniell _爱情_ ElitePosts: 6101 |
Written by ScreamingSteelUS on 12.01.2024 at 18:04
Do you feel:
A) Disbelief
B) Annoyance
C) Anger
D) Emptiness
E) A sudden urge to invest your life's savings in a sauna
F) IDGAF
(original choices are pure gold )
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JoHn Doe
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Written by Daniell on 12.01.2024 at 21:51
F) IDGAF
It took me a few seconds to figure it out.
I've never cared for this band or understood all the hype.
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I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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M C Vice ex-polydactyl
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"I'm here to nunchuck and not wear helmets. And I'm all out of helmets."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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Coconut Racecar
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These guys gonna be the first band in history to paywall their guitar solos behind ads, mark my words.
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Nejde
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I just wanna chip in that I've never even heard a second of their music but I find the comments in this news thread very amusing
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Liebe ist für alle da.
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CygnusX187
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I really enjoyed Time I but Forest Seasons trash. Not getting my hopes up 🤷♂️
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24emd Theory Snob
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24emdTheory SnobPosts: 1080
Time I is perfect but Time II is gonna be nothing in comparison. I can't be excited at this point. If it picks up EXACTLY where Time I left off and has at least four substantial songs and a beautiful instrumental in the same vein, it might be satisfactory.
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"I am too stupid to be human, and I lack common sense." - Proverbs 30:2
"Music? Well, it's just entertainment, folks!" - Devin Townsend
Best 2024 Albums
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Opethian
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hmmmmmm
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Until I'm listening to it, I'll temper my hype to very low levels. I'd love to hear it but who knows how much its changed in the time it was originally conceived.
FFS, they've played 2 of the songs live for almost a fucking decade.
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Taravilyaion
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Would be about 'time'..
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"The best violence against one is the violence no one ever forgets.."
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Night Theater
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I, for one, am happy.
.... I'm also happy that there's no downvote button, otherwise this post will be downvoted into oblivion.
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Nate612
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100 bucks they dont release it within the next 3 years
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Metren Dreadrealm
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Hi guys, Jari here!
I have returned to the stage
To make some more money
Before my fans die of old age
This is my studio. Let’s take a tour!
I promise that this will be fun
You can not come, if you’re so poor
That you don’t fund me on Patreon
Give me a PC from NASA and then
Send me a billion bucks
I’ll make a record that’s 6/10
With production, that totally sucks
I accept bitcoin, transfers and cash
My sauna needs more beer and snacks
I’m not to blame if the mix sounds like trash
Our songs have like ten thousand tracks
I am a genius, haters are smelly
Being the best is simply my fate
Face of Brad Pitt, voice of Bocelli
Time II say goodbye ‘till 2028
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