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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
27.02.2009 - 16:36
LostSoul
I kissed a girl - katy perry, I absolutely hate that one and it's played in the radio all the time.
I think every Tokio Hotel songs belong to the crappiest songs too
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27.02.2009 - 17:06
Hellkommando
Epic metal right here, word.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO85GVf3iYs
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02.03.2009 - 05:52
Kap'N Korrupt
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These days "hip-hop" artists on top 40 teeny bopper radio stations that redo songs pop songs from the 70s 80s 90s in the most shitty way possible...that tripe is always on while at any gym...
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18.05.2009 - 21:14
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
Mmm the hella hyphy song "I Need" by Dubee is terrible, only listenable because it has no breaks or progression of any kind.
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21.05.2009 - 10:53
Yossarian
I hate S.S.D.S. Stupid Spanish Disco Songs, a Spanish traditional song named Copla -popular, especially with old people and fags, since @1920- and all "artists" coming from Spanish Pop Idol. -Fuck Bisbal, Fuck Bisbal, Fuck Bisbal- I also heard some of the English Pop Idol and it was not so disturbing.
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21.05.2009 - 11:53
Written by LostSoul on 27.02.2009 at 16:36

I kissed a girl - katy perry, I absolutely hate that one and it's played in the radio all the time.
I think every Tokio Hotel songs belong to the crappiest songs too

i totally agree
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23.09.2009 - 23:58
farmakon
Whispering Gloom
I really hate everything from Akon. His "song" Lonely is an absolute nightmare for me. I remember he did a duet with Gwen Stefani, that was also an awful song. Mika's song Grace Kelly is so stupid, Vayamos companeros is even more stupid. Dear Mr. President (Pink) is ridiculous, all David Hasselhoff's effort to do music is ridiculous (listen to Crazy for You).
The worst metal song is probably Pain of Salvation's Disco Queen. Ozzy's ballads are also terrible - Dreamer is the worst one.
There are also tons of czech pop songs that you will probably never hear. Czech pop-music is a real tragedy, even bigger crap than the ordinary american MTV pop...
...and gasolina is crap too
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24.09.2009 - 00:22
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Written by farmakon on 23.09.2009 at 23:58

Dear Mr. President (Pink) is ridiculous

cant agree with you on that, man
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25.09.2009 - 15:22
Elio
Red Nightmare
Somebody has to say that Rammstein's Pussy can belong to this category.
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26.09.2009 - 13:57
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
And somebody has to argue on that
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26.09.2009 - 15:04
Lord_Regnier
Written by Elio on 25.09.2009 at 15:22

Somebody has to say that Rammstein's Pussy can belong to this category.

Oh yes. This song is absolute garbage. Shit music, shit lyrics, shit video.
How retarded you must be, to call a song "Pussy".
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26.09.2009 - 15:12
Lord_Regnier
Written by Dangerboner on 24.05.2006 at 05:14

I hate bands like Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bleeding Through, etc. because of the absolutely terrible vocals and the fact that they rely on how they look more than making a decent song.

I especially hate Trivium. I don't just hate them because they sound like shit, but because they think they are metal and because they have an ego building up. I also find it annoying how bands like the ones I've mentioned have a rather large following of "metal heads" who are just posers.

Agreed.
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26.09.2009 - 15:16
Smurfophagist
Written by Lord_Regnier on 26.09.2009 at 15:12

Written by Dangerboner on 24.05.2006 at 05:14

I hate bands like Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bleeding Through, etc. because of the absolutely terrible vocals and the fact that they rely on how they look more than making a decent song.

I especially hate Trivium. I don't just hate them because they sound like shit, but because they think they are metal and because they have an ego building up. I also find it annoying how bands like the ones I've mentioned have a rather large following of "metal heads" who are just posers.

Agreed.

touche!

but, I don't think you really know the meaning of crappy...there's a croatian song called (when translated) 'oh my, I'm not feeling well'. the lyrics are made up only for the sake of rhyme. for example: 'oh my what are you doing, oh my what are you planting'
I mean, go eat a cock.
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26.09.2009 - 15:19
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
The Crown And The Ring is actually one of the crappiest songs I ever heard
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26.09.2009 - 16:40
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
I asbolutely go nuts when I hear ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Poker Face by Lady Crappy/GaGa. That song is so unbelievably crappy and lame I can't even believe it. Same goes for 50 Cent's Candy Shop (at least I think it's his ''work''. That just simply sux, I can't even explain why, it simply does. :puke: Puk-a-tron!
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26.09.2009 - 16:48
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Hey, Poker Face is good song or maybe i only get used to it while it played all week long when i were helping on Softball youth world cup in August
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26.09.2009 - 16:56
DayFly
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 26.09.2009 at 15:19

The Crown And The Ring is actually one of the crappiest songs I ever heard

At least there they tried and failed as opposed to Pleasure Slave where they failed on purpose. But people wolf both down, regardless.
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26.09.2009 - 17:45
Lord_Regnier
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 26.09.2009 at 15:19

The Crown And The Ring is actually one of the crappiest songs I ever heard

Yeah. What a shit band Manowar is.
But "Die For Metal" and "Die With Honour" are even more sucky, imo.
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26.09.2009 - 19:40
Warman
Erotic Stains
Written by LostSoul on 27.02.2009 at 16:36

I kissed a girl - katy perry, I absolutely hate that one and it's played in the radio all the time.

I hate that one too, but mostly because it reminds me of my old horrible job. And no, I wasn't a prostitue...
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29.09.2009 - 05:42
GamlaSonn
Attack Attack! - i hate this band.
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30.09.2009 - 03:23
flickaa
Written by Yossarian on 21.05.2009 at 10:53

I hate S.S.D.S. Stupid Spanish Disco Songs, a Spanish traditional song named Copla -popular, especially with old people and fags, since @1920- and all "artists" coming from Spanish Pop Idol. -Fuck Bisbal, Fuck Bisbal, Fuck Bisbal- I also heard some of the English Pop Idol and it was not so disturbing.

hahaha I never heard an actual spanish guy hating on Bisbal!! this is priceless =D
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30.09.2009 - 03:24
flickaa
Anyways hmmmmmmmm I believe all the mexican country songs omfg.. KILL ME!
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05.10.2009 - 15:03
Valaskjalf
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For some reason I cant think of any....apparently I have some mechanism in my brain that immediately blocks any terrible music instantly.
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06.10.2009 - 14:44
therest
All the songs of Eurovision song contest throughout time.
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06.10.2009 - 15:16
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
I think there are moments in every Eurovision contest...but up to five out of 40...
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06.10.2009 - 15:31
BADDEST MEMBER
Not really too much finding it crappy but Spainish music and Hindi music, I cant digest. Before, I dont like too much Arabian or Middle Eastern, but now I can stand it or at least find some metal band like Bilocate does it metal very well.
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08.10.2009 - 02:47
ToMegaTherion
I've heard some terrible music in my time... funily enough mainly from the pop charts. But we could be here all day listing them. So I will put forward a song by Nightwish that really annoys me to death, well two actually
1 - One Upon a Troubador (This has got to be the most anoying song in human history i think.)
2 - The Carpenter (I don't see why people like it, Tuomas has a terrible voice and the song is awkwardly compsed like it was done by a monkey or something similar.)
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08.10.2009 - 02:48
ToMegaTherion
Written by Warman on 26.09.2009 at 19:40

Written by LostSoul on 27.02.2009 at 16:36

I kissed a girl - katy perry, I absolutely hate that one and it's played in the radio all the time.

I hate that one too, but mostly because it reminds me of my old horrible job. And no, I wasn't a prostitue...

Yes this one is indeed a terrible song
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08.10.2009 - 02:50
ToMegaTherion
Written by Elio on 25.09.2009 at 15:22

Somebody has to say that Rammstein's Pussy can belong to this category.

Can I also add Seeman to this... not just the Rammstein version but ever more so the Apocalyptica and Nina Hagen version too.
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17.10.2009 - 18:20
GuitarVillian
This one band I can't remember the name of it but the title of the song was Metal By Numbers.

And a few songs by Lil Wayne but I can't remember their names.

And a few songs by Kaptivating Kate, and some other crappy generic female metal artists I found on this one site months ago.

And there was also this song by Limp Bizkit that I hated again it was on a site that I don't remember.

And this one artist with a song called This Little Farmer but I can't remember the name I think it was something like Nimbus he was a rapper.

I just wish I could remember the names of these artists.... That suck.
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