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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
02.02.2007 - 21:07
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
Beyonce songs are pretty filthy if u ask me. Its all about her ass, her ass made her famous, its hilariously ridiculous.
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04.02.2007 - 00:53
APOHAKC
The Bard
Everything from MTV, I really can't stand that shit, the biggest shits are music from R'n'B and HipHop 'musicians', don't get me wrong I don't have nothing against rap and hip hop but those shits on MTV (Nelly, Ja Rule, Shagy...) have nothing with real rap music. From metal probably everything by Nightwish, Sirenia, Norther and Six Feet Under. I fucking hate those bands.
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04.02.2007 - 17:04
Sunioj
I heard this band called Rival Schools, horrible shit.
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05.02.2007 - 10:28
Eight
Shapeshifter
Probably the country and rap music, beats the shit out of me. Tho i can't say what kind of songs exactly.
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06.02.2007 - 09:57
AlexCromlech
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All rap, RnB, Hip-Hip etc and SIMPLE PLAN! God I absoultly HATE Simple Plan!
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09.02.2007 - 01:27
TheRealThing
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Anything by U2. SO....TERRIBLE.

If I could have 5 minutes alone to beat the shit out of anyone, if it would the pretentious self righteous prick that is Bono. In fact, he can bring the Edge in with him and it can be a handicapped match.
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10.02.2007 - 09:25
Paganblood
The Aryaputra
Written by [user id=18846] on 06.02.2007 at 09:57

All rap, RnB, Hip-Hip etc and SIMPLE PLAN! God I absoultly HATE Simple Plan!

You're right. I agree. Esp. that !#@$$^^%$% 50 cent, not worth even a cent.
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10.02.2007 - 09:36
Paganblood
The Aryaputra
Written by BloodTears on 02.02.2007 at 21:07

Beyonce songs are pretty filthy if u ask me. Its all about her ass, her ass made her famous, its hilariously ridiculous.

That's true. This applies to most female celebs. They get famous by their asses, boobs, leaked(or maybe released?) sex tapes etc.
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12.02.2007 - 22:21
SoulVomitor
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Shitty song of the day: Panic! At the Disco's "I Write Sins not Tragedies"

"Haven't you ever heard of.....shutting your fucking mouth?!"
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22.02.2007 - 09:19
Danny Thomas
just about anything top 40 radio. i can't belive how terrible mainstream has gotten. i'm bringing sexy back, milkshake song, fergalicious, most fallout boy, panic at the disco, god damn my chemical romance, and pretty much anything emo
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25.03.2007 - 04:13
l33t_sas
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Written by [user id=110] on 12.02.2007 at 22:21

Shitty song of the day: Panic! At the Disco's "I Write Sins not Tragedies"

"Haven't you ever heard of.....shutting your fucking mouth?!"

Amen!
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25.03.2007 - 05:24
FrOsTmOuRnE
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id say that panic crap and that stupid akon & eminem BS and lots of others in just general
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25.03.2007 - 15:31
Unconsecrated
Perpetual Ascent
Everything related to pop, hip hop, rap and now that stupid thing that i think is called reggaeton....All of these "types of music" makes me vomit
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25.03.2007 - 16:20
Anathemani@c
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You're right. I agree. Esp. that !#@$$^^%$% 50 cent, not worth even a cent.

So you mean he is overestimated 50 times than his real value, right? ahahahahaha:dtongue:
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25.03.2007 - 16:54
Valentin B
Iconoclast
most natasha bedingfield songs are boring and crappy as SHIT, especially the last one, not to mention the "i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair" shit that was last summer...
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23.04.2007 - 13:15
charon
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Any boy or girl pop bands bore me rigid...most of their music is about love and sex...er exciting eh!
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27.04.2007 - 02:38
A Kat Person
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Written by [user id=20319] on 09.02.2007 at 01:27

Anything by U2. SO....TERRIBLE.

If I could have 5 minutes alone to beat the shit out of anyone, if it would the pretentious self righteous prick that is Bono. In fact, he can bring the Edge in with him and it can be a handicapped match.

Eh yeah I agree with you there, U2 really aggravates me especially Bono's voice. And the thing is U2 fans are so into them, they assume that everyone else likes them too... I've had people look at me with shock and disbelief when I reveal to them my dislike for U2! (at least I don't go around assuming that everyone else in the world must like metal!)
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27.04.2007 - 14:53
(s)A!N?
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Panic at the disco and kings of leon new stuff... arghhh i dunno what the songs are called .. but they aint good.
and the new one from avril lavgine (if thats spelt right ?) some thing about a girlfreind? i dunno but its really anyoing song i think ...
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29.04.2007 - 23:05
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
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Korpiklaani-Man Can Go Even Through The Grey Stone

Its not the music that bothers me, in fact I love Korpiklaani, and the music in this song is decent, but the lyrics to this song are possibly the worst lyrics ever written.

......and anything by Kid Rock. That guy has no right to put 'Rock' in his name.
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30.04.2007 - 01:49
(s)A!N?
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Written by Doc G. on 29.04.2007 at 23:05

Korpiklaani-Man Can Go Even Through The Grey Stone

Its not the music that bothers me, in fact I love Korpiklaani, and the music in this song is decent, but the lyrics to this song are possibly the worst lyrics ever written.

......and anything by Kid Rock. That guy has no right to put 'Rock' in his name.

i agree with the kid rock bit .. omg who the hell does he think he is ?... and Rock ... man.. hes awful
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30.04.2007 - 04:36
TombstoneHighway
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Gwen Stefani has distinctively given me intense psychological trauma ever since she left No Doubt, which was a shitty "ska" band to begin with.
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30.04.2007 - 19:38
Kap'N Korrupt
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@TombstoneHighway: Yep...with songs like Hollaback Girl, she's really falling into a pit of crap...
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04.05.2007 - 15:11
Inlé
I can't stand this "trendy" wave of "indie" bands which are arising in Britains mainstream at the moment.

Bands like the Arctic Monkeys, Fratellis, Klaxons, Kasabian, etc etc (there seems to be hundreds of them and they all use exactly the same formula in their songs... They're practically boybands with instruments... :S)

My most hated song ever is that "Eternal flame" song, you know "close your eyes take my ha-aaand.....", ugh, they play it at the supermarket I work in which has only increased the hate XD

Oh yes that chavvy "Chelsea Dagger" song by aforementioned Fratellis is the epitome of ghastly too.
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06.05.2007 - 00:50
John Barleycorn
Minimalist
Come on, Klaxons are quite good, very energetic. Arctic Monkeys may really be overrated but calling them boybands with instruments doesn't do them any justice.

I don't care much about this kind of music but I like these bands still a lot more than average metal bands. Of course I don't have to hear radio and I guess this kind of music would get annoying really fast.


The only musician I really hate is Celine Dion. When some pop stars like Madonna at least have some personality, she is like a tasteless jelly that has come from a planet inhabited by sexless creatures.
"My Heart Will Go On" (if that was its name) is the epitome of bad music.
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06.05.2007 - 05:35
Inlé
Hmm yeah I guess that was an exaggeration there, but I still think this new wave of bands pale compared to their predcessors in good old 90's Britpop (Radiohead, Blur, The Verve... et al) and it just feels like they are copying each others sounds in a desperate attempt to become Radio 1 darlings...

I dunno I guess it's the overrated factor and the uber-trendy fanbase (I'm bad for discriminating against the latter admittedly) which makes me dislike them but yeah those type of bands are kind of.... Nerve grating... If boybands was an exaggeration, then maybe "pop" instead of "rock" or "indie" (many people consider them this) XD, All IMO of course.

Couldn't agree more with Celine Dion though BTW, and that song, err, "ewws me up" big time... Fear my grasp of English! XD
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24.05.2007 - 12:01
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
all so-called EMO - Tokio Hotel, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars etc...since the first few seconds you know it will be an "emo-song" - all are same, just with another lyrics, made without any lust of some progress...just the same "tested" and successful style developed to impress 13 years old girls...
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30.05.2007 - 15:17
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Written by Metalguaska on 19.07.2006 at 07:12

the ultimate crappy music, (...) using cumbia-like instruments... oh god... it so bad...

I have recently found what "cumbia" is. It is even worse than I expected... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-psqFaRYRo
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11.06.2007 - 13:01
Nixx
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"My boobs are ok" by some Norwegian artist, luckilly I can't remember her name at the moment, but I think she's launching an album outside of Norway's borders aswell now so... TAKE COVER!
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11.06.2007 - 14:37
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Tage Westerlund
Written by [user id=23520] on 30.04.2007 at 04:36

Gwen Stefani has distinctively given me intense psychological trauma ever since she left No Doubt, which was a shitty "ska" band to begin with.

Hahahahha I agree man those are cheasy songs and I woud not sau No Doubt has good songs but etleest not so cheasy
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11.06.2007 - 22:01
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Jan Vyčítal & Vlasta Parkanová - Dobrý den, prapore hvězd a pruhů (Good day, flag of the stars and stripes)...a so-called jazz song for George Bush wellcoming the American radar they want to build in our country, in the opportunity of his recent visit to Czech Republic...it is unbelieavable how can someone took place in such a "rectal mountain-climbing" (like one of our politicians said to the media for even greater entertainment of the nation :-) )...and espcecialy when Vlasta Parkanová is our defence minister...not the USA but our republic is the country of boundless possibilities...
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