Written by Taktsekte on 30.05.2007 at 15:17

Written by Metalguaska on 19.07.2006 at 07:12

the ultimate crappy music, (...) using cumbia-like instruments... oh god... it so bad...

I have recently found what "cumbia" is. It is even worse than I expected... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-psqFaRYRo

What the...? There sure is some scary thing out there...


I usualy tolerate most music but there is one song that I absolutly can't stand:

Manowar - Warriors of the world. Wow, must have been heard to came up with this song, espacially the drummer's parts. And the lyrics is just laughable. I can tolerate cheesy lyrics, I can even put up with shitty lyrics like these. The problem is that these guys seem to take the lyrics so seriously, as it was the best lyrics that has ever been written on earth. When it comes to the music you have to admit that this is a rather simple song. Ok, a song doesn't have to be complex to be a great song, I even love some song that are more simplistic than this one, the problem is the total lack of feeling. Chanting "We are warriors, warrior of the world" over and over again accompanied with the same drumming lines through out the song is making you more or less suicidal instead of creating a great atmosphere.

Written by Torelli on 14.06.2007 at 00:18

I usualy tolerate most music but there is one song that I absolutly can't stand:

Manowar - Warriors of the world. Wow, must have been heard to came up with this song, espacially the drummer's parts. And the lyrics is just laughable. I can tolerate cheesy lyrics, I can even put up with shitty lyrics like these. The problem is that these guys seem to take the lyrics so seriously, as it was the best lyrics that has ever been written on earth. When it comes to the music you have to admit that this is a rather simple song. Ok, a song doesn't have to be complex to be a great song, I even love some song that are more simplistic than this one, the problem is the total lack of feeling. Chanting "We are warriors, warrior of the world" over and over again accompanied with the same drumming lines through out the song is making you more or less suicidal instead of creating a great atmosphere.

the thing is they intended it to be the simplest, most over the top 120% manowar sing along anthem, it encompasses everything, like insane power-screams, screaming guitars, heavy distorted bass, and guitars turned on 10, so it's basically raw manowar. love the song, and even though you hate it, you must admit that it's one of the best sing-along songs ever..

ATM the most annoying song i've heard: Fedde LeGrand(i'm not sure it's him, anyway it still sucks lol)-Creeps.. damn man it really gives me the creeps that someone can write such stupid lyrics and music. it's like the whole song took half an hour to arrange, and another half hour to record... this is what happens when you go "house over the top"

Written by Valentin B on 18.06.2007 at 21:37

Written by Torelli on 14.06.2007 at 00:18

I usualy tolerate most music but there is one song that I absolutly can't stand:

Manowar - Warriors of the world. Wow, must have been heard to came up with this song, espacially the drummer's parts. And the lyrics is just laughable. I can tolerate cheesy lyrics, I can even put up with shitty lyrics like these. The problem is that these guys seem to take the lyrics so seriously, as it was the best lyrics that has ever been written on earth. When it comes to the music you have to admit that this is a rather simple song. Ok, a song doesn't have to be complex to be a great song, I even love some song that are more simplistic than this one, the problem is the total lack of feeling. Chanting "We are warriors, warrior of the world" over and over again accompanied with the same drumming lines through out the song is making you more or less suicidal instead of creating a great atmosphere.

the thing is they intended it to be the simplest, most over the top 120% manowar sing along anthem, it encompasses everything, like insane power-screams, screaming guitars, heavy distorted bass, and guitars turned on 10, so it's basically raw manowar. love the song, and even though you hate it, you must admit that it's one of the best sing-along songs ever..

I was expecting a hoard of angry metalstormers by now, but instead of insulting me, you explained why you think the song is so good. That shows that you respect other peoples opinions, which IMO allways is a good thing.
I admit, it's a catchy song, but catchiness doesn't always mean it's a great song. And I'm really not into Manowars music, so I doesn't matter if it's THE Manowar anthem, I still think it's a boring song. But I guess everyone has a diffrent taste when it comes to music, I bet that some songs that I like are complete garbage in your eyes aswell.

Written by Torelli on 18.06.2007 at 22:29

Written by Valentin B on 18.06.2007 at 21:37

Written by Torelli on 14.06.2007 at 00:18

I usualy tolerate most music but there is one song that I absolutly can't stand:

Manowar - Warriors of the world. Wow, must have been heard to came up with this song, espacially the drummer's parts. And the lyrics is just laughable. I can tolerate cheesy lyrics, I can even put up with shitty lyrics like these. The problem is that these guys seem to take the lyrics so seriously, as it was the best lyrics that has ever been written on earth. When it comes to the music you have to admit that this is a rather simple song. Ok, a song doesn't have to be complex to be a great song, I even love some song that are more simplistic than this one, the problem is the total lack of feeling. Chanting "We are warriors, warrior of the world" over and over again accompanied with the same drumming lines through out the song is making you more or less suicidal instead of creating a great atmosphere.

the thing is they intended it to be the simplest, most over the top 120% manowar sing along anthem, it encompasses everything, like insane power-screams, screaming guitars, heavy distorted bass, and guitars turned on 10, so it's basically raw manowar. love the song, and even though you hate it, you must admit that it's one of the best sing-along songs ever..

I was expecting a hoard of angry metalstormers by now, but instead of insulting me, you explained why you think the song is so good. That shows that you respect other peoples opinions, which IMO allways is a good thing.
I admit, it's a catchy song, but catchiness doesn't always mean it's a great song. And I'm really not into Manowars music, so I doesn't matter if it's THE Manowar anthem, I still think it's a boring song. But I guess everyone has a diffrent taste when it comes to music, I bet that some songs that I like are complete garbage in your eyes aswell.

lol i half expected a "i don't care, it's still boring as fuck" response too, but thanks for taking the time to explain. maybe that's why you hate it, cuz it's the complete manowar anthem..

I just heard that song Tuomas, Marko and Yukka from Nightwish played for a movie soundtrack, "While your lips are still red" or whatever. Dude...and I thought it can't suck more than Nightwish (no offence people, that's what they've been doing for quite some time now). I really begin to question those big angry males' moral integrity.

Ville from HIM with some chick in that "Summer wine" crap..totally annoying... (I mean he's always annoying to me, but this...it makes me wanna tear my ears off).

Written by OneWithMisery on 04.07.2007 at 16:15

Ville from HIM with some chick in that "Summer wine" crap..totally annoying... (I mean he's always annoying to me, but this...it makes me wanna tear my ears off).

I was totally gonna say that too! Weeeird
They're so annoying.Both of them.Ville is worse than ever.
And the song is...bleh.

And btw,totally unrelated to anything. XD
You were born on the same exact day as my best friend.

Written by Deus Ex Machina on 04.07.2007 at 16:42

Written by OneWithMisery on 04.07.2007 at 16:15

Ville from HIM with some chick in that "Summer wine" crap..totally annoying... (I mean he's always annoying to me, but this...it makes me wanna tear my ears off).

I was totally gonna say that too! Weeeird
They're so annoying.Both of them.Ville is worse than ever.
And the song is...bleh.

And btw,totally unrelated to anything. XD
You were born on the same exact day as my best friend.

Yeah, I find Ville annoying in every song, but normally I can tolerate it somehow..this is just..beyond words I guess. And the girl..can't stand her.
Off topic:I guess you'll have to say happy birthday to two people, instead of one

Written by OneWithMisery on 04.07.2007 at 17:51

Yeah, I find Ville annoying in every song, but normally I can tolerate it somehow..this is just..beyond words I guess. And the girl..can't stand her.
Off topic:I guess you'll have to say happy birthday to two people, instead of one

LOL,omg yes.Lezz be friendzz XDDDDDD
I luv birthdayzz

Ontopic..well..this has surely been a day full of stupid songs.There's this japanese girlband called Berryz Koubou..and it's not so much one song that's a problem.It's everything.And what gets me is how they sell out shows.
I don't get it.
They make me wanna put apples in their mouths so they'd shut the fuck up.
Seriously...seriously..you have never ever ever ever heard anything like it,people.Never.
So...annoying

Written by Deus Ex Machina on 04.07.2007 at 18:45

Written by OneWithMisery on 04.07.2007 at 17:51

Yeah, I find Ville annoying in every song, but normally I can tolerate it somehow..this is just..beyond words I guess. And the girl..can't stand her.
Off topic:I guess you'll have to say happy birthday to two people, instead of one

LOL,omg yes.Lezz be friendzz XDDDDDD
I luv birthdayzz

Ontopic..well..this has surely been a day full of stupid songs.There's this japanese girlband called Berryz Koubou..and it's not so much one song that's a problem.It's everything.And what gets me is how they sell out shows.
I don't get it.
They make me wanna put apples in their mouths so they'd shut the fuck up.
Seriously...seriously..you have never ever ever ever heard anything like it,people.Never.
So...annoying

Just watched them on youtube..OMG, stuff like that should be prohibited by law..really. Otherwise, I can't stand that dum-dum songs, you know, Eric Prydz's Call on me (the same lyrics through the whole song!!!) or anything from Bob Sinclair.. Or James Blunt. Gosh, they should just shut him up!

Written by Taktsekte on 30.05.2007 at 15:17

Written by Metalguaska on 19.07.2006 at 07:12

the ultimate crappy music, (...) using cumbia-like instruments... oh god... it so bad...

I have recently found what "cumbia" is. It is even worse than I expected... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-psqFaRYRo

Dude, I almost shit my pants laughing at that.

What the hell? I have no idea what that is nor do I even care now. 100% suckage.

And I thought Tower of Urine was bad

I think it was "Кече лектеш ончалеш"/"Keče lekte? ont?ale?".....it was so low quality music...new music....new 21st century music though it resembled some fucking 80ies bubblegum pop....sounded like some Chinese/Japanese disco hit....actually made in the Republic of MariEl.....
It's too surreal to be true....hilarious....

Bought Rainbowride by Kaptain Sun, every single song from that one is some of the worst music I've ever heard!!!

About cumbia, reggateton... European people, you are very lucky, all latins will understand why, the damn reggaeton is the MAINSTREAM music, so everywhere you go, every place you stay, even every fucking public transport you ride on... there is, reggaeton, and you can't escape from it. By the way, cumbia, merengue and salsa are also mainstream shit.

Written by selken on 06.07.2007 at 04:01

About cumbia, reggateton... European people, you are very lucky, all latins will understand why, the damn reggaeton is the MAINSTREAM music, so everywhere you go, every place you stay, even every fucking public transport you ride on... there is, reggaeton, and you can't escape from it.

We Spaniards are not that lucky because Reggaeton seems to be the main import from Latin America here. It is really painful to enter a bar in the middle of Madrid where you could hear rock music a couple of months ago and then find out that the music with the best quality you will hear through all the night is Shakira because the rest is pure annoying Reggaeton. It really hurts.

Reggaeton has not yet invaded our public transportation system though. Do you Salvadorian guys really have to deal with Reggaeton in the bus? I am sure that Hell must be something like that.

Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot.

Quite simply it is The Automatic's cover of Epic by Faith No More

Faith No More's version is amazing. The Automatic's is just about the worst thing I've heard.

That, and all the Marilyn Manson songs!

There was some song 'bout a dancing banana, with a zig-zag! lol, that was the crappiest song I've ever heard, too bad I can't remember the title nore the artist.

there's not one or two,...In any case,Anything from Rap or HipHop is the most crappiest songs in Earth...

Written by [user id=17838] on 07.07.2007 at 00:17

Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot.

Thank you. That and also Heretic ( Im a 666, you are a 555! now lets have buttsex ) Vermillion is just gay...even the video sucks. And anything by Tokio Hotel....if I ever meet the 'frontman' Im going to cut off his ears, while forking him in the face!

Rihanna - Umbrella...i will vomit every time i hear this refrain "umbrella-ela-ela-e-e-ela"...it is "omg song" - no wonder while it is R'n'B

The most annoying songs I've ever heard have definitely got to be Mika's Love Today and Grace Kelly. A mate of mine from school absolutely loves the songs and pretty much every time I have class with him, he sings them. It drives me nuts.

hm...i really don't think Mika is nowadays worst pop singer...there are zillions of even worse...and Grace Kelly is one of the few pop songs that i have no problems with it

Written by Ellrohir on 31.08.2007 at 12:56

Rihanna - Umbrella...i will vomit every time i hear this refrain "umbrella-ela-ela-e-e-ela"...it is "omg song" - no wonder while it is R'n'B

I was just walking down the street with a friend of mine the other day and we were talking about how this song consumes your brain ..ellaaa elaaa elaaaaarrgghhh.

Btw, for finnish people ... is he for real? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auH9t0HZeNI&mode=related&search=
If you happen to see him on the street kick him and tell him to shut the fuck up.

And this thing... i'm not sure if someone posted it before but it happens to also be finnish and it won for worst video, the song is horrible too. It's kind of well known for being bad so i think most of you saw it. It's bad however you look at it. It scares me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

I can't even describe my mom's face when she saw it..kinda like ... O_o

Written by ScabbeD'~ on 29.08.2007 at 13:15

there's not one or two,...In any case,Anything from Rap or HipHop is the most crappiest songs in Earth...

I agree with you.its not about one or two musics! its about style and genres! HipHop music is shit...

Written by Eternal Flames on 01.09.2007 at 09:51

The most annoying songs I've ever heard have definitely got to be Mika's Love Today and Grace Kelly. A mate of mine from school absolutely loves the songs and pretty much every time I have class with him, he sings them. It drives me nuts.

lol i don't want to piss you off but the worst is still to come, he's got this song that has a chorus "big girls, you are beautifull".. and i think it's his next single.....

Plain White T's= song aboot something that goes "hate is a strong word but i really don't like you". How fucking un-original can you get?

also some rap song i heard a bout lipgloss. makes me want to punch babies

Written by Varegan on 15.09.2007 at 05:37

Written by ScabbeD'~ on 29.08.2007 at 13:15

there's not one or two,...In any case,Anything from Rap or HipHop is the most crappiest songs in Earth...

I agree with you.its not about one or two musics! its about style and genres! HipHop music is shit...

Yap...
(thx for ur msg,Check it out)

Written by [user id=17838] on 07.07.2007 at 00:17

Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot.

Only song of band what I can stand are 'vermilion' othersd are bad

There are so many bad songs out there.. where do I even think to begin...