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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
25.02.2008 - 07:29
Kap'N Korrupt
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I was forced to listen to it because I was playing at my work and I couldn't turn it off...
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25.02.2008 - 07:37
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
Written by [user id=2084] on 29.12.2007 at 04:42

This:

Crank Dat

[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x4]

I still haven't heard that dude yet, and hopefully it stays that way.
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25.02.2008 - 22:43
Clintagräm
Shrinebuilder
Written by Dangerboner on 25.02.2008 at 07:37

I still haven't heard that dude yet, and hopefully it stays that way.

Lucky for you. It could be the worst song ever. It really shows that you need zero talent to get musically famous. As if we didn't know that already by the numerous amount of "artists" out there.
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25.02.2008 - 23:07
Stigmatized
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It's true. Even other rap artists such as Snoop Dog have criticized that song for being talentless.
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17.03.2008 - 19:07
Necrogeddon
Born Too Late
Written by nana.MD on 05.12.2007 at 06:29

i though there was nothing worse like reggeaton or that crap but today i heard something even worse...this cant even be called a song...its disgusting and terrifying!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oAl8RgSQGaA

omgomgomgomg ewwwwww what is that??? why oh why did i follow that link....
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17.03.2008 - 19:14
Necrogeddon
Born Too Late
Written by Deus Ex Machina on 08.09.2007 at 23:47

Written by Ellrohir on 31.08.2007 at 12:56

Rihanna - Umbrella...i will vomit every time i hear this refrain "umbrella-ela-ela-e-e-ela"...it is "omg song" - no wonder while it is R'n'B

I was just walking down the street with a friend of mine the other day and we were talking about how this song consumes your brain ..ellaaa elaaa elaaaaarrgghhh.

Btw, for finnish people ... is he for real? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auH9t0HZeNI&mode=related&search=
If you happen to see him on the street kick him and tell him to shut the fuck up.

And this thing... i'm not sure if someone posted it before but it happens to also be finnish and it won for worst video, the song is horrible too. It's kind of well known for being bad so i think most of you saw it. It's bad however you look at it. It scares me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPnGPIMUnus

I can't even describe my mom's face when she saw it..kinda like ... O_o

LMAO omg i cant stop following the links.....i cant actually stop laffing hehehe!!!

i was gonna suggest something but now i honestly cant think of anything worse than what people have suggested!
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18.03.2008 - 15:07
Hangar XVIII
Most things on the radio make me want to shoot myself. Especially on big 'Top 20' channels, where all the music sounds the same, and basically just follows fads a year after they were popular.

But any Jimmy Buffet is terrible. Look at it's target audience: drunk South Carolinian chicks.
Same with most Lynyrd Skynyrd, but they're better.

I also rather despise Dave Matthews band, not because it's terrible music, but because so many people I know pass it off as the second coming of christ or whatnot. I know fanatical followers of the band, which I clearl do not understand.
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29.03.2008 - 21:09
doomina
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nearly all metallica songs.
or this britpop/indie stuff ...
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29.03.2008 - 22:45
Insineratehymn
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Written by Clintagräm on 25.02.2008 at 22:43

Written by Dangerboner on 25.02.2008 at 07:37

I still haven't heard that dude yet, and hopefully it stays that way.

Lucky for you. It could be the worst song ever. It really shows that you need zero talent to get musically famous. As if we didn't know that already by the numerous amount of "artists" out there.

This makes me wonder how "Soulja Boi" got popular in the first place. The song is terrible. It also has a drum loop so monotonous that it would make your head explode from prolonged exposure. In fact, I know of a man with FL Studio who recreated the exact drum loop in less than a minute. Allow me to repeat what I just said: less than a minute. On an unrelated note, the "Soulja Boi" has got to be the stupidest dance ever conceived.
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15.04.2008 - 05:19
Achromatic
Written by Dangerboner on 25.02.2008 at 07:37

I still haven't heard that dude yet, and hopefully it stays that way.

you havent heard souljaboy? shit.
was just gonna say though, pretty much THE worst song ever made. it was pretty much a fad to know the dance to it at my school, then it just died when everyone realized how stupid it was x) finally.

besides that, Pop Bottles.
not even joking. horrible song. but i memorized it cause i have time like that.
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04.05.2008 - 11:17
Metalhead2
Skinhead1
we will rock you by queen without competition
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04.05.2008 - 17:02
Smurfophagist
Ummm... I just heard soulja boy. Disgusting. Excuse me while I give myself a lobotomy.
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07.05.2008 - 10:42
Zamoth
Written by Metalhead2 on 04.05.2008 at 11:17

we will rock you by queen without competition

Wow, I never expect to see Queen over here, one of the greatest bands of all time.

The crappiest song that I ever heard? No cuestion, this kid from Perú:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRoOkYQD3Cg

and, Ken Lee, jejeje:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo
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07.05.2008 - 11:21
Metalhead2
Skinhead1
queen are one of the greatest but that song sucks hard. i would like to see them to metalstorm because if whitesnakes or scorpions can have their place here then queen deserves it too!

and look at my profile you will see that queen is one of my fav bands
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14.06.2008 - 07:17
nana.MD
Star-Queen
Written by Necrogeddon on 17.03.2008 at 19:07

Written by nana.MD on 05.12.2007 at 06:29

i though there was nothing worse like reggeaton or that crap but today i heard something even worse...this cant even be called a song...its disgusting and terrifying!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oAl8RgSQGaA

omgomgomgomg ewwwwww what is that??? why oh why did i follow that link....

lol isn't it horrible?? sorry hahaha...
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14.06.2008 - 12:46
Necrogeddon
Born Too Late
@vårÐå: oh lord i remember it now, i couldnt look at the screen without cringing
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21.06.2008 - 12:27
Candlemass
Defaeco
Lots of Rap...
Smack that bitch I think its its name...By Akon.
Damn...its so bad, the same lame melody keeping to repeat itself.
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25.06.2008 - 19:17
Hrothdane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc

I can't believe people listen to this without laughing.
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27.07.2008 - 11:06
Diluted
Account deleted
pretty much all rap, mostly newer ones, the kind that says the same verse and chorus over and over.

but i hate anything with music that is made up from a machine **shudders**
GET SOME REAL TALENT!
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11.08.2008 - 20:35
Introspekrieg
Totemic Lust
Elite
Written by [user id=23805] on 11.08.2008 at 14:47

Written by Introspekrieg on 24.02.2008 at 18:18

I just watched that movie "Juno" and I had to give up on it because the music was so bad. I cannot stand "Indie" music where its just some Alanis Morisette wannabe-chick strumming her four chords on an acoustic guitar while singing her poetry about feeling like the sky.

Haahahahahah!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKBS7YPNLPU YEEEARRRGGHHH!!!
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24.08.2008 - 04:17
Insects Of Death
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come on fuck a guy
by:chuggo
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09.09.2008 - 00:53
nana.MD
Star-Queen
...omg!!! this is horrible!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NecoBo0BhEk
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09.09.2008 - 22:27
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by [user id=29088] on 29.03.2008 at 21:09

nearly all metallica songs.
or this britpop/indie stuff ...

i agree with the britpop/indie shit, they SUCK.. but Metallica, apart from St. Anger, are a pretty good band overall imho.
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10.09.2008 - 08:32
Black Mass
I can't access YouTube at work so can't sympathise with the links that have been posted but I gotta say anything by Jessica Simpson makes me want to cut my ears off and that Umbrella song by Rhi-fucken-anna makes me want to slit my wrists....oh and all the dead shits on Australian Idol at the moment ruining songs all over the shop with their pathetic covers.
Makes me mad
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12.09.2008 - 08:04
nana.MD
Star-Queen
@Black Mass: LoL i agree with u jessica simpson is terrible, but the worst thing is there's alot of girls like her...and they say it's music!! hahaha...

@Valentin B: metallica changed alot and well imo st anger sucks...let's see how's their new material...
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15.09.2008 - 03:07
Oracle
Orcinus
Written by Black Mass on 10.09.2008 at 08:32

I can't access YouTube at work so can't sympathise with the links that have been posted but I gotta say anything by Jessica Simpson makes me want to cut my ears off and that Umbrella song by Rhi-fucken-anna makes me want to slit my wrists....oh and all the dead shits on Australian Idol at the moment ruining songs all over the shop with their pathetic covers.
Makes me mad

Haha yes i totally agree with you. I cant stand any of those pop singers and they make me wanna do the same thing. That Umbrella song is terrible and same with most of her other songs. Rhianna cant sing for shit. There is one that i absolutely cant stand and that is that Miley Cyrus. She just comes up everywhere and her music just makes me wanna puke. Also I hate Australian Idol too, Its just really lame and yes i think they ruin good songs as well.
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16.09.2008 - 07:15
Black Mass
Written by Oracle on 15.09.2008 at 03:07

Written by Black Mass on 10.09.2008 at 08:32

I can't access YouTube at work so can't sympathise with the links that have been posted but I gotta say anything by Jessica Simpson makes me want to cut my ears off and that Umbrella song by Rhi-fucken-anna makes me want to slit my wrists....oh and all the dead shits on Australian Idol at the moment ruining songs all over the shop with their pathetic covers.
Makes me mad

Haha yes i totally agree with you. I cant stand any of those pop singers and they make me wanna do the same thing. That Umbrella song is terrible and same with most of her other songs. Rhianna cant sing for shit. There is one that i absolutely cant stand and that is that Miley Cyrus. She just comes up everywhere and her music just makes me wanna puke. Also I hate Australian Idol too, Its just really lame and yes i think they ruin good songs as well.

Yeah man, Idol sucks arse, but its good for a laugh. Don't know about you but I can not fucking stand Wolfmother or the John Butler Trio. I will either leave a room or throw something at the radio if their songs come on. Over rated oxygen thiefs!
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16.09.2008 - 08:50
Oracle
Orcinus
Written by Black Mass on 16.09.2008 at 07:15

Written by Oracle on 15.09.2008 at 03:07

Written by Black Mass on 10.09.2008 at 08:32

I can't access YouTube at work so can't sympathise with the links that have been posted but I gotta say anything by Jessica Simpson makes me want to cut my ears off and that Umbrella song by Rhi-fucken-anna makes me want to slit my wrists....oh and all the dead shits on Australian Idol at the moment ruining songs all over the shop with their pathetic covers.
Makes me mad

Haha yes i totally agree with you. I cant stand any of those pop singers and they make me wanna do the same thing. That Umbrella song is terrible and same with most of her other songs. Rhianna cant sing for shit. There is one that i absolutely cant stand and that is that Miley Cyrus. She just comes up everywhere and her music just makes me wanna puke. Also I hate Australian Idol too, Its just really lame and yes i think they ruin good songs as well.

Yeah man, Idol sucks arse, but its good for a laugh. Don't know about you but I can not fucking stand Wolfmother or the John Butler Trio. I will either leave a room or throw something at the radio if their songs come on. Over rated oxygen thiefs!

Yeah i know what you mean. I don't like those bands either, They are shit IMO. I don't know how people call Wolfmother metal... I mean if they call that metal then they obviously haven't heard any real metal lol. And don't get me started on John Butler Trio, They are boring as bat shit and i have never like them, that guy really needs to cut his finger nails too coz long finger nails on men is so unattractive.
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16.09.2008 - 18:32
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
i had the misfortune of hearing a country song called "alcohol" last night. probably one of the most obnoxious songs ive heard in awhile. while i can appreciate some country music, "alcohol" crossed the line between country and awful and it was definitely not the song i woulda played at the moment, especially because i was drinkin when i was listening to it.
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17.09.2008 - 00:29
Insects Of Death
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miley cyrus makes me want to hack of my left ear and shove a knife in my right im dead serious her "music" that everyone loves is sicking and her voice just irritates the fuck out of me i would give my right testicle to see her fall of stage because she "headbanged" a little to hard to one of her gay songs and land on top of her head.
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