Doc G. Full Grown Hoser StaffPosts: 9718 |
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So which vacuum would you recommend?
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wormdrink414 ElitePosts: 1295 |
Written by Doc G. on 26.05.2011 at 08:47
So which vacuum would you recommend?
That's a tough one. I guess I'd go with a Bissell. Just to be punk rock. Dyson aint punk rock.
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BitterCOld The Ancient One AdminPosts: 15255 |
Yeah, i refer to our current household one as THE NOISEMAKER ... so i'm looking for quiet, yet still with some suck power.
thanks in advance.
nice work.
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wormdrink414 ElitePosts: 1295 |
Written by BitterCOld on 26.05.2011 at 08:54
Yeah, i refer to our current household one as THE NOISEMAKER ... so i'm looking for quiet, yet still with some suck power.
thanks in advance.
nice work.
Go with the DC23 for quietness.
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Fat & Sassy! ElitePosts: 3857 |
"WELL IT CERTAINLY DOES SUCK."
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Darkside Momo Retired ElitePosts: 9087 |
Nice review and comments, lol'ing all over the place
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Written by Darkside Momo on 26.05.2011 at 12:27
Nice review and comments, lol'ing all over the place
+1
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Edmund Fogg
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Ah Dyson, where are you not these days? You even act as muse for metal reviews. Really original review. Nice work
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck ElitePosts: 40071 |
Mmm totally disagree.
I find this an immensely promising album.
their new track Sanatana Dharma which will be released soon as single has a lot of Sri Lankan influences in it.
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck ElitePosts: 40071 |
Oh btw, nicely and well-written review.
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I listened to some of this and did not like it at all with the production being the biggest problem. To say that it sucks and to the point of vacuum references seems a stretch, though... try turning on the radio anywhere in america and you'll hear stuff truly deserving of dyson talk.
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By merely looking at their band name/album title/tracklist I get the feeling that this is some Z-grade band, trying to the most kvlt band in the whole vnholy grim vniverse ov death . I would like to be proven wrong, but doubt I will .
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Thryce Retired Staff ElitePosts: 4346 |
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Quote: there are only so many ways to say that an album sucks
Challenge accepted!
This album sucks harder than a toothless hooker.
This album sucks harder than a vampire from Twilight.
This album sucks harder than Twilight.
This album sucks harder than an anorexic on a milkshake straw.
This album sucks harder than a black hole at a Smurf convention.
This album sucks harder than Gaahl in his as-yet-unreleased sex tape (oh, it's coming).
This album sucks harder than K7 at a spelling bee.
The point is: good review!
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wormdrink414 ElitePosts: 1295 |
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 26.05.2011 at 15:28
Mmm totally disagree.
I find this an immensely promising album.
I pretty much thought the same when I first put it on (the first 3-4 minutes are decent), but around the third or fourth listen I couldn't take any more of it. It could definitely have benefited from a little more polish. Not necessarily post-production glitter or anything, but some riff work, some re-thinking of the vocal parts, etc. But, then again, this is strictly eye-m-oh.
Written by Thryce on 26.05.2011 at 22:24
This album sucks harder than a black hole at a Smurf convention.
Too soon, dude.
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck ElitePosts: 40071 |
IZ think I listened to thid salbum about 20 time now and tbh it keeps on growing.
Clearly this is a case of love it or hate it.
Btw check out the review on lordsofmetal on June 2 for a totally different perspective on this ;X
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The vocals are distractingly poor.
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Written by Doc G. on 26.05.2011 at 08:47
So which vacuum would you recommend?
I saw (in Germany) one called Dirt Devil. I was amazed by the epicness.
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Written by Thryce on 26.05.2011 at 22:24
This album sucks harder than K7 at a spelling bee.
Impossible.
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Ok to put it in a nutshell, this review seems pretty unprofessional not to mention poorly researched as well. One look at the genre which the band claims they are will tell you that they do indeed switch around and mingle in death, black, melodic and thrash metal. Also to say it sucks as hard as a vacuum cleaner is not only overly dramatic, but also extremely immature and unprofessional. If you didn't like it fine, that's one thing. But it's something else for most of the 'substance' in this supposed 'critique' of a bands work contained your little quips about vacuum cleaners. There was little- or more like no constructive criticism at all. It was like a 12 year old grasping at the few 'witty' lines he could think of in order to make this 'entertaining'. Bottom line I liked it. I guess like one of the afore mentioned comments said it must be a love it or hate it thing. Despite that the music is no way as shitty as you made it out to be.
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Written by TheLongPig on 27.05.2011 at 19:19
There was little- or more like no constructive criticism at all. It was like a 12 year old grasping at the few 'witty' lines he could think of in order to make this 'entertaining'.
I take it you didn't read the review? TIME TO PRACTICALLY REPOST THIS WHOLE REVIEW.
"The production, for starters, is dull. And not in the trve, cold sort of way either. Just dull. The vocalist's voice sounds stretched and strained. It lacks power. The keyboard intros and fills are uninteresting. The drumming is mid-paced and remains so throughout. And so forth. It's bland, lifeless mush."
"It has to be noted, however, that there are a few solid riffs and solos on this. And that's normally enough for me. But their scarcity is annoying. The guitarist has some skill, but he seems to hesitate too much. He yields to the average performances from his band mates and lets them dominate the songs. Add to that the fact that he's all over the genre spectrum during this. When a thrash groove is developing, he kills it with some melodeath. When black metal is tremoloing its way into a fury, he backs down and plays more melodeath. Fluctuation can be good, don't get me wrong, but he doesn't have a good feel for it."
From what I've heard of their songs on MySpace, it is described almost perfectly.
Written by TheLongPig on 27.05.2011 at 19:19
Bottom line I liked it.
And god help the person who doesn't.
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I haven't listened to this album but I'm not entirely unsympathetic to TheLongPigs comments. I did kinda go away from this review thinking more about vacuum cleaners than whatever album this was again. I'm all for amusing reviews but when a record becomes a showcase for a one-lined joke stretched ad infinitum one kinda wonders where the focus was originally. That being said it's clear people were entertained by this and I'm certainly someone who believes it's vital for a review to be entertaining, I''m just not one where critiquing takes a back seat. I'm gonna put this review down to fine-tuning as it's a little on the soggy side for my tastes but I appreciate where it was intended to go. Needless to say I won't be checking this out.
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Written by [user id=4365] on 27.05.2011 at 23:27
I''m just not one where critiquing takes a back seat. I'm gonna put this review down to fine-tuning as it's a little on the soggy side for my tastes but I appreciate where it was intended to go.
Personally, I did not walk away from it feeling like one aspect of the review dominated more than the other. I didn't think that the critique took a back seat, more like it was driving and the humor was rockin' in the passenger seat, entertaining not only the driver, but *all* the people in the car LIKE THE GOOD FRIEND HE IS.
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Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.05.2011 at 23:33
Personally, I did not walk away from it feeling like one aspect of the review dominated more than the other. I didn't think that the critique took a back seat, more like it was driving and the humor was rockin' in the passenger seat, entertaining not only the driver, but *all* the people in the car LIKE THE GOOD FRIEND HE IS.
Yeah but if I tied a piece of string to my wang and spun it around you'd probably think that was hilarious! I don't know what point I'm trying to make there.
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Written by [user id=4365] on 27.05.2011 at 23:39
Yeah but if I tied a piece of string to my wang and spun it around you'd probably think that was hilarious! I don't know what point I'm trying to make there.
That... you want me to want you? D:
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Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.05.2011 at 23:43
Written by [user id=4365] on 27.05.2011 at 23:39
Yeah but if I tied a piece of string to my wang and spun it around you'd probably think that was hilarious! I don't know what point I'm trying to make there.
That... you want me to want you? D:
That's why I'm putting a fish hook on the end of the string. Your Fat/Sassyness will be mine any way I can get it.
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Written by [user id=4365] on 27.05.2011 at 23:45
That's why I'm putting a fish hook on the end of the string. Your Fat/Sassyness will be mine any way I can get it.
You sure do know how to flatter a girl, dude. =3
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist StaffPosts: 21306 |
Written by [user id=4365] on 27.05.2011 at 23:27
I haven't listened to this album but I'm not entirely unsympathetic to TheLongPigs comments. I did kinda go away from this review thinking more about vacuum cleaners than whatever album this was again. I'm all for amusing reviews but when a record becomes a showcase for a one-lined joke stretched ad infinitum one kinda wonders where the focus was originally. That being said it's clear people were entertained by this and I'm certainly someone who believes it's vital for a review to be entertaining, I''m just not one where critiquing takes a back seat. I'm gonna put this review down to fine-tuning as it's a little on the soggy side for my tastes but I appreciate where it was intended to go. Needless to say I won't be checking this out.
My thoughts exactly.
Also, I believe this is the first time we've seen completely eye-to-eye.
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 28.05.2011 at 00:39
My thoughts exactly.
Also, I believe this is the first time we've seen completely eye-to-eye.
I think that may be the case I'm not really sure what to do now... I'm scared Troy. Do I hug you or kiss you or what?
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Written by [user id=4365] on 28.05.2011 at 00:48
I think that may be the case I'm not really sure what to do now... I'm scared Troy. Do I hug you or kiss you or what?
I believe wang-spinning is in order, although this review thread has already spiraled off-topic enough without me.
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This Same album was Rated 83/100 By Lords Of Metal http://www.lordsofmetal.nl/showreview.php?id=19136&lang=en
and A+ by the sunday leader magazine so i would suggest you guys to give our music a listen and then judge us \m/ and thanks George (wormdrink414) for the Review
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