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The 5.98/10 List - Readable Reviews Re-Revisited


So this is intended to be the place for the most

amusing
interesting
moving
innovative*
controversial
enthusiastic
courageous
extraordinary
hilarious


reviews in the history of Metal Storm.

Suggestions for particularly entertaining reviews are more than welcome.
And please note that occasionally, the comment section may be the most enjoyable part of a review...

So what is your favorite review on Metal Storm? And why?

Thanks to all past, present and future reviewers on Metal Storm for all the fun!

Created by: Starvynth | 31.12.2019



1. Opeth - Blackwater Park
2001 - Rupophobic - 10
2. Fear Factory - Archetype
2004 - jupitreas - 9.0*
3. Hypocrisy - The Arrival
2004 - Deadsoulman - 9.0*
4. Stovokor - Metal Of Honor
2004 - Dane Train - 10
5. Visions Of Atlantis - Cast Away
2004 - Jeff - 5.0
6. Totally Fucking Gay - With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemas?
2005 - Herzebeth - 3.0
7. Lust Of Decay - Purity Through Dismemberment
2006 - Herzebeth - 3.0
8. Bloody Panda - Pheromone
2008 - Lucas - 7.8*
9. Slayer - Reign In Blood
2008 - Mindheist - 4.5
10. Forsaken - After The Fall
2009 - Marcel Hubregtse - 9.2
11. My Dying Bride - For Lies I Sire
2009 - jupitreas - N/A
12. Enslaved - Axioma Ethica Odini
2010 - ponderer - 2.9
13. Rotting Christ - Aealo
2010 - Thryce - 9.0
14. Six Magics - Behind The Sorrow
2010 - Darkside Momo - 5.0
15. Anthrax - Worship Music
2011 - BitterCOld - 6.6*
16. Deathday 666 - I
2011 - BitterCOld - 2.0
17. Deathday 666 - I
2011 - Troy Killjoy - 10
18. Metallica - Lulu [Collaboration]
2011 - Daniell - 2.0
19. Morbid Angel - Illud Divinum Insanus
2011 - jupitreas, Troy Killjoy, DerRozzengarten, Baz Anderson, BitterCOld, Darkside Momo, Mr. Doctor, Daniell, Richard, Thryce - N/A
20. Burzum - Umskiptar
2012 - Troy Killjoy - 3.0
21. Otep - Hydra
2013 - Dane Train - 2.5
22. Kayo Dot - Coffins On Io
2014 - Introspekrieg - N/A*
23. Seirom - 1973
2014 - Mr. Doctor - N/A
24. Liturgy - The Ark Work
2015 - ScreamingSteelUS - 2.0
25. Shepherd - Stereolithic Riffalocalypse
2015 - Mr. Doctor - N/A
26. Babymetal - Metal Resistance
2016 - ScreamingSteelUS - 9.0
27. Funeralium - Of Throes And Blight
2017 - BitterCOld - 8.7
28. Wintersun - The Forest Seasons
2017 - ScreamingSteelUS - 6.7
29. Body Void - I Live Inside A Burning House
2018 - LuciferOfGayness - N/A
30. Crematory - Oblivion
2018 - nikarg - N/A
31. Opeth - Blackwater Park
2018 - ScreamingSteelUS - 2.0
32. Peosphoros - Pink Metal
2018 - Apothecary - 9.0
33. Voidsphere - To Await / To Expect
2018 - RaduP - N/A
34. Cloud Rat - Do Not Let Me Off The Cliff
2019 - Ilham - 8.8
35. Emperor - Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk
2019 - Maasai Mara - 2.0
36. Manowar - The Final Battle I
2019 - RaduP - 10
37. Possessed - Revelations Of Oblivion
2019 - nikarg - N/A
38. Thy Art Is Murder - Human Target
2019 - Ilham - 8.0
39. Anaal Nathrakh - Endarkenment
2020 - nikarg - 9.0
40. Lucid Dreaming - The Chronicles Pt. III
2020 - tominator - 2.4
41. Mgła - Exercises In Futility
2020 - Alina Zia - 7.0
42. Necrophobic - Dawn Of The Damned
2020 - nikarg - 8.0
43. Vengeful Spectre - Vengeful Spectre
2020 - Apothecary - N/A
44. Yuri Gagarin - The Outskirts Of Reality
2020 - RaduP - N/A



Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
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15.11.2021 - 20:18
Darkside Momo
Retired
Written by JoHn DoE on 15.11.2021 at 19:01

Another funny review
Six Magics - Behind The Sorrow
https://metalstorm.net/pub/review.php?review_id=7951

Thanks for liking it! Forgot I wrote that, as the album is indeed totally forgettable
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15.11.2021 - 20:19
Starvynth
i c deaf people
Written by JoHn DoE on 15.11.2021 at 19:01

Another funny review
Six Magics - Behind The Sorrow
https://metalstorm.net/pub/review.php?review_id=7951

Yeah, that's a good one. Nice to see Darkside Momo here.
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