i must say that i've tried too much a movie that be worse than Cradle of Fear. but i can't. it's the worst movie i've ever seen. even more than porn-base movies like 9songs. it just is a fake version of some movies. for example first two chicks which one of them gave a born was like the legendary movie Rosemary's Baby. and some other senses were like the Omen... but with low budget, low quality, no money to get actors... it was bad.

Well, we screened 'The Strangers' the other day up at my work and it was pretty terrible. I'm not sure if it was as bad as 'Wolf Creek' or not though. 'Reefer Madness' is pretty bad too.

'When A Stranger Calls' is the worst movie ever, imo.
this one made me hate all kinda movies for a couple of months after watching it.

Troll 2,but its soo bad its awesome


Grandpa Seth alone makes that movie worth watching

the boringest movie i've ever seen, i've just remembered, is (drums)... Lost In Translation! if you thought a documentary on the history of historical documentaries was boring, you haven't seen this! the only funny moments(and i can picture the movie clearly in my mind right now) were the ones with the japanese mis-pronounciation jokes. LAMEST movie ever.

"Haboa"
The worst movia ever creatd by human beings.
A shity story about gays, regional politics and a heart touching story.
SO PATHETIC!!!

I've seen loads of awful films in my life, and I tried to forget most of them, but one comes to my mind, "Commando" with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Complete waste of money, and that quote that goes something like "Blow off some steam, Benett" after Arnie killed this guy with a pipe and steam started coming out because he nailed him to a water heater or something with that pipe... The whole movie is just... bad.

Once I was particularly depressive, a """"friend"""" brought me to see a movie, terrible idea... it was the most horrible, dreadfull, horriblr movie ever, I bet you just can't find worse... it was the last Disney's shit, I can't even remember the stupid name, it was about a fairy tale princess falling into modern New York. Such a shit! It even made me willing to become a communist (when a little girl says "we have our good fairies to" and show a credit card, and it's suposed to be funny, I almost puked)
I had to watch Clockwork Orange twice to stop the nausea!

Well without a doubt, the so called 'horror' movie entitled S.I.C.K. which stands for serial insane clown killer. My friend and i were looking for a movie to rent and then we were attracted by the cover of this movie, which was really appealing, a clown mask, really well made, with a forest background layered in red. Well never judge anything by the cover that's all i can say, horrible acting, almost laughable but mostly annoying, a story that just isn't quite interesting, the clown mask looked like shit in the movie when compared to the cover.

I consider mowing my lawn more entertaining than this movie.

I would have to say a movie that was about a man who had an arm in his back, it was a very strange and freak movie

Last movie I saw was The Happening. I was fairly disappointed I usually expect more out of M. Night Shamalan. But then again his last few movies were also quite mediocre

has anyone seen teeth? the worst/most absurd/almost funny movie in the history of cinematography.

Written by ß on 22.06.2008 at 02:26

Last movie I saw was The Happening. I was fairly disappointed I usually expect more out of M. Night Shamalan. But then again his last few movies were also quite mediocre

lol, I just went to see it the other day, and yes I had more faith in this new Shyamalan' movie, it wasnt what I expected

Written by Taktsekte on 28.05.2008 at 17:47

Stanley Kubrick's Paths of Glory is considered one of the best and most controversial war movies ever; it was banned in Switzerland, France and Spain.

You mean the Stanley Kubrick who directed "Clockwork Orange" ?

Written by LeChron James on 05.07.2008 at 00:34

has anyone seen teeth? the worst/most absurd/almost funny movie in the history of cinematography.

hey! I like this movie very much! Of course, it's perhaps hard to understand for a boy, but I found it very interesting, it's a reactualization of one of the most ancient myths and a very poetic tale about the discovering of female sexuality, how it evoluates from a potential danger, a weird thing to a weapon. For girls, the female reproductive system is (in some societies, specially very religious ones) a mystery and almost something strange in one's own body (you boys just can't understand the fucking pain it can causes!), the "taming" of that thing is a very delicate subject for girls which was almost never developed in movies. It's great that this one was made!

(just too bad that the weirdo of her brother has so good musical tastes ^^ )

Written by Dagorwen on 06.07.2008 at 20:19

Written by LeChron James on 05.07.2008 at 00:34

has anyone seen teeth? the worst/most absurd/almost funny movie in the history of cinematography.

hey! I like this movie very much! Of course, it's perhaps hard to understand for a boy, but I found it very interesting, it's a reactualization of one of the most ancient myths and a very poetic tale about the discovering of female sexuality, how it evoluates from a potential danger, a weird thing to a weapon. For girls, the female reproductive system is (in some societies, specially very religious ones) a mystery and almost something strange in one's own body (you boys just can't understand the fucking pain it can causes!), the "taming" of that thing is a very delicate subject for girls which was almost never developed in movies. It's great that this one was made!

(just too bad that the weirdo of her brother has so good musical tastes ^^ )

it might be a depiction of a legitimate myth that has been passed on from generation to generation but come on the movie itself, not the storyline itself, was GOD AWFUL. it was absolutely impossible for me to take it seriously. when the girls brother came out the shower completely buck ass naked and yelled "GOTCHA BITCH", my friends and i almost had a collective aneurysm because we couldnt stop laughing. and the gynecologist that got his FINGERS BITTEN OFF while examining her and his quirky, almost inappropriate comments were coming out left and right. Teeth was definitely a well done movie.

well, I think it's on purpose very funny ^^ I also laughed almost the whole time! It's very caricatural. I mean, it's a comedy, so of course, it has to be a little bit ridiculous!

I have seen the Wanted movie (action thriller). Not so bad movie, but still far from being perfect. I pretty much went to watch it, because Angelina was one of the main actress Ou yes, she is still hot in action with those guns

People: The WORST movie you've seen! Not the last. HELO-O?

Charlie's Angels 2.
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, 4
Meet the Spartans

Worst fucking movies ever made. WORST -- fucking -- movies -- ever.

this film called sleep walkers or something, its based on a stephen king story.

it was terrible, the idea of it made no sense to me and the acting was terrible.

I saw this movie called National Lampoon's: Homo Erectus. It was pretty stupid but i still watched it anyway.
I reckon the worst movie would be 'The Hottie & and the Nottie' this movie is rated pretty bad and i recommend that noone watches it oh and something else i should point out is that Paris Hilton stars in it so that makes it even worse. On IMDB it is rated 1.6 out of 10 and its already had 16,334 votes..

Written by Necrogeddon on 13.08.2008 at 01:45

this film called sleep walkers or something, its based on a stephen king story.

it was terrible, the idea of it made no sense to me and the acting was terrible.

Was this movie a Swedish movie? Because there is a Swedish movie with the same name which Peter Tagtgren has played in that movie.

Written by Hamird on 13.08.2008 at 07:38

Written by Necrogeddon on 13.08.2008 at 01:45

this film called sleep walkers or something, its based on a stephen king story.

it was terrible, the idea of it made no sense to me and the acting was terrible.

Was this movie a Swedish movie? Because there is a Swedish movie with the same name which Peter Tagtgren has played in that movie.

nah it was an american one, with the guy who played the angel in 'Charmed' in it as a weird creature that slept with women to live...

Written by Oracle on 13.08.2008 at 07:33

I saw this movie called National Lampoon's: Homo Erectus. It was pretty stupid but i still watched it anyway.
I reckon the worst movie would be 'The Hottie & and the Nottie' this movie is rated pretty bad and i recommend that noone watches it oh and something else i should point out is that Paris Hilton stars in it so that makes it even worse. On IMDB it is rated 1.6 out of 10 and its already had 16,334 votes..

I think we must destroy the national lampoon because today I saw National Lampoon Barely Legal. And it was also a stupid movie. Even worse than American Pie series.. In all during the movie I was asking myself where is comedy? Just a few moments were funny, but all the story, characters and ect were stupid...

Written by Oracle on 13.08.2008 at 07:33

I reckon the worst movie would be 'The Hottie & and the Nottie' this movie is rated pretty bad and i recommend that noone watches it oh and something else i should point out is that Paris Hilton stars in it so that makes it even worse. On IMDB it is rated 1.6 out of 10 and its already had 16,334 votes..

Estonian media wrote "SENSATIONAL! THE ESTONIAN ACTOR JOHANN URB STARS NEXT TO THE MEGASTAR PARIS HILTON!"
Just because the Estonian actor Johann Urb has a supporting role.....well...he never played in good films....guess the only successful Estonians in the film industry have been Mena Suvari, Mary Tamm and Ornella Muti....
Oh and Sophie Luck of "Home and Away" was also partly Estonian.....

i was recently very disappointed with the movie Flyboys about the Lafayette's fighter squadron from WWI...strange dialogues and characters behaviour and especially dull combat scenes...i really expected much more from this

Sure, "Russian Ninja" and "The Ninja Mission" will always have a special place in my dark heart. But "Evil Ed" must be the worst ever! Just discovered that all three of these movies are Swedish ones with Swedish actors who talks english. "Evil Ed" is like a horror comedy with dialogues out of sync and... IT JUST SUCKS!!! The only cool thing is all the "Evil Dead" posters in the movie and the excellent performed line "I'm coming to get you Barbara!". Serious horror fans will get the last one.

Well as for worst films which weren't intended as such:

Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, ALL the Star Trek films, the Star Wars trilogy which was added on years and years after the original trilogy just to cash in cause Lucas only thought of them after the initial succes of the original trilogy, ALL Superman films, Conan The Barbarian, Predator, hell this list could go on for ages.

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 21.08.2008 at 11:42

Well as for worst films which weren't intended as such:

Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, ALL the Star Trek films, the Star Wars trilogy which was added on years and years after the original trilogy just to cash in cause Lucas only thought of them after the initial succes of the original trilogy, ALL Superman films, Conan The Barbarian, Predator, hell this list could go on for ages.

i wouldn't say Conan was a really bad film, i mean of course the year was 1982 and there were some limitations for the special effects and stuff, it may not be a really damn good one but from what i heard the second Conan movie was bad, they didn't set a limit for how much Arnold would talk lol