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Sickest Album Covers You Have Seen [NSFW!]



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Posted by Unknown user, 21.01.2011 - 17:12
What is the most sickening/emetic album art you have ever seen????

A few examples : Brujeria - Matando Güeros
Devourment - Molesting The Decapitated
Regurgitate - Sickening Bliss
Cattle Decapitation - Humanure
28.03.2011 - 00:32
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Written by Modern Misfit on 25.03.2011 at 22:56

The only album that's ever freaked me out is Cannibal Corpse's Wretched Spawn album.

The first band shirt I ever bought was a Wretched Spawn hoodie.
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28.03.2011 - 00:33
Yasmine
Written by Troy Killjoy on 28.03.2011 at 00:32

Written by Modern Misfit on 25.03.2011 at 22:56

The only album that's ever freaked me out is Cannibal Corpse's Wretched Spawn album.

The first band shirt I ever bought was a Wretched Spawn hoodie.

haha I got Judas Priest and an Atheist Piece of time shirt.
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28.03.2011 - 00:36
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Written by Yasmine on 28.03.2011 at 00:33

haha I got Judas Priest and an Atheist Piece of time shirt.

I asked my aunt once to buy me a Deicide sweater (Legion cover art) but she said she couldn't support the band's ideology.
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28.03.2011 - 00:39
Yasmine
Written by Troy Killjoy on 28.03.2011 at 00:36

Written by Yasmine on 28.03.2011 at 00:33

haha I got Judas Priest and an Atheist Piece of time shirt.

I asked my aunt once to buy me a Deicide sweater (Legion cover art) but she said she couldn't support the band's ideology.

LAWL, my step was like that too, but my mom didn't care that much. Kinda hoping step dad craps his pants when they get back home. lol I know I am going to hear about hell, agian. lol
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28.03.2011 - 00:46
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Written by Yasmine on 28.03.2011 at 00:39

LAWL, my step was like that too, but my mom didn't care that much. Kinda hoping step dad craps his pants when they get back home. lol I know I am going to hear about hell, agian. lol

Hell? Like this?
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28.03.2011 - 00:48
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Here's that Metal Church cover I mentioned earlier. Maybe the worst cover evah?

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28.03.2011 - 00:55
Yasmine
Written by Troy Killjoy on 28.03.2011 at 00:46

Written by Yasmine on 28.03.2011 at 00:39

LAWL, my step was like that too, but my mom didn't care that much. Kinda hoping step dad craps his pants when they get back home. lol I know I am going to hear about hell, agian. lol

Hell? Like this?

They describe it as a bit worse.......LOL. I always found those covers kinda funny. MY step dad though used to tell me I was going to Hell every thanksgiving for Atheism. Though I'd say I'm an Apatheist. Like he cares. lol
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29.03.2011 - 03:48
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Warning-the following album cover may be very disturbing for some people. It is a medical photo of... Well, if I tell you it'l ruin the mystery But just be warned, it may truly be disturbing

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3110/forensick.jpg
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29.03.2011 - 03:52
Yasmine
Written by [user id=111774] on 29.03.2011 at 03:48

Warning-the following album cover may be very disturbing for some people. It is a medical photo of... Well, if I tell you it'l ruin the mystery But just be warned, it may truly be disturbing



Most of them haven't been too bad, so I came to this thread after eating and I almost lost my dinner. Void.....I swear. lol
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29.03.2011 - 03:53
Void_Eater
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Oops, I meant to post a website link... Well, gonna fix that, this stuff isn't exactly school appropriate... Maybe edit yours out, just incase others don't want to see that hot pussy.
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29.03.2011 - 04:04
Yasmine
Written by [user id=111774] on 29.03.2011 at 03:53

Oops, I meant to post a website link... Well, gonna fix that, this stuff isn't exactly school appropriate... Maybe edit yours out, just incase others don't want to see that hot pussy.

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26.04.2011 - 02:42
Troy Killjoy
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Just came across the cover for Gorgasm's latest. Awesome stuff: don't be afraid to let your eyes feast on the background.
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26.04.2011 - 03:03
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=111774] on 28.03.2011 at 00:48

Here's that Metal Church cover I mentioned earlier. Maybe the worst cover evah?



the bitter taste of truth ,heh?
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26.04.2011 - 03:15
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Written by ANGEL REAPER on 26.04.2011 at 03:03

Written by [user id=111774] on 28.03.2011 at 00:48

Here's that Metal Church cover I mentioned earlier. Maybe the worst cover evah?

the bitter taste of truth ,heh?

I don't get it.
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26.04.2011 - 03:17
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=111774] on 26.04.2011 at 03:15

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 26.04.2011 at 03:03

Written by [user id=111774] on 28.03.2011 at 00:48

Here's that Metal Church cover I mentioned earlier. Maybe the worst cover evah?

the bitter taste of truth ,heh?

I don't get it.

well it is the worst cover ever....
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26.04.2011 - 03:18
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Written by ANGEL REAPER on 26.04.2011 at 03:17

Written by [user id=111774] on 26.04.2011 at 03:15

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 26.04.2011 at 03:03

Written by [user id=111774] on 28.03.2011 at 00:48

Here's that Metal Church cover I mentioned earlier. Maybe the worst cover evah?

the bitter taste of truth ,heh?

I don't get it.

well it is the worst cover ever....

I beg to differ. Ever seen the one by Handsome Beasts? Or the Manowar Anthology one?
I do agree that it is butt ugly though. Thank God the music on it is way way way way way better
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10.03.2012 - 06:46
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10.03.2012 - 07:16
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Thread title probably needs "NSFW" somewhere.
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10.03.2012 - 15:46
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These guys go way too deep with their BDSM.
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10.03.2012 - 16:20
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 10.03.2012 at 07:16

Thread title probably needs "NSFW" somewhere.

I can't edit this thread, cuz it was created with my previous account. Better add it yourself at the end, or should the mods be notified for this ??
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10.03.2012 - 16:26
Guib
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Why there is no Carcass covers in here Reek Of Putrefaction anyone ?
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10.03.2012 - 16:30
Guib
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Written by [user id=105293] on 14.02.2011 at 19:41

Never liked the cover art of most heavy/thrash/death bands. It's not that the covers of Cannibal Corpse, Iron Maiden, Sabbath or even Metallica are ugly, they're just meh... they make me wish that the album's had no covers. Only a few bands in the world of metal truly seem to care about their album covers/artwork, Opeth and Nightwish nail their's always and BG does well most of the time too. Call me shallow, but I want the albums in my collection to look good too, not just sound good.

Alot of bands care for their covers... Howl, Baroness, Mastodon, Kylesa (btw I think maiden has great album covers ''Powerslave'' - ''Fear of The Dark'') Arsis, Black Tusk... and many more
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10.03.2012 - 16:33
3rdWorld
China was a neat
Rompeprop - Hellcock's Pornflakes

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10.03.2012 - 16:46
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Written by 3rdWorld on 10.03.2012 at 16:20
I can't edit this thread, cuz it was created with my previous account. Better add it yourself at the end, or should the mods be notified for this ??

Ya you could report the thread requesting a Mod changes the title to add NSFW.

Normally it wouldn't be an issue because NSFW links are supposed to be linked, but the last two pages have been mostly copied images.
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10.03.2012 - 17:08
vezzy
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Hellcock's Pornflakes is humorous at best.
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10.03.2012 - 17:14
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It looks like a strap-on shooting a load of creamy vanilla yogurt. Good for comic relief I guess.
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10.03.2012 - 17:56
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10.03.2012 - 18:13
vezzy
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Person above is a Cracked reader. Dead fucking giveaway.
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10.03.2012 - 18:44
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10.03.2012 - 18:51
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Shredded Cunt would be better if she self-mutilated or something. Misleading band name.
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