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Crotchduster - Big Fat Box Of Shit



8 | 27 votes |
Release date: 5 October 2004
Style: Avantgarde metal, Death metal

Owners:

19 have it
4 want it


01. True Nature Of Williams
02. Big Top Williams
03. Cain Sings The Blues
04. Let Me Into Starfish Land
05. Mr. Indigent Erection
06. Mammal Sauce
07. Jogging In Hell Forever
08. Stars Ingenious Cooter [live]
09. Crotchopus

Guest review by
Karlabos
Rating:
5.9
I just want to begin by advertising that this album is a big fat box of shit! But anyway, if you can read you must already be aware of that, and if you can't then well... This review is useless anyway. So let's begin.

The "purpose" of this release is to be a humorous approach to metal, and to fulfill this purpose you can expect everything from dirty, offensive lyrics or dialogues to screams, samples and all that TV like stuff that is considered humorous, and you can expect unusual genre blending, on Mr Bungle style. Oh, and guess what: The lyrics also contain the well known ironic humour concerning the metal scene.

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published 05.05.2014 | Comments (6)

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17.12.2010 - 00:36
Yojimbo
Dumbest shit I've ever heard
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01.01.2011 - 22:56
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Yojimbo on 17.12.2010 at 00:36

Dumbest shit I've ever heard

Good isn't it this is a masterpiece of absolute drivel and nonsense.

I SPREAD MAMMAL SAUCE ON MY WANG.
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01.01.2011 - 22:59
Angelic Storm
Melodious
What the hell? :| I have no idea what this is, but I think I'll be giving it a miss...
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01.01.2011 - 23:00
!J.O.O.E.!
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01.01.2011 - 23:01
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Angelic Storm on 01.01.2011 at 22:59

What the hell? :| I have no idea what this is, but I think I'll be giving it a miss...

Check that video out, it's worth seeing at least once TO THE END: auto-tuned genius
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22.06.2011 - 00:28
BreadGod
Account deleted
This is, without a doubt, one of the greatest musical albums in the history of mankind.
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22.06.2011 - 00:37
Rating: 9
The band that claims to end all controversy about "trueness" and metal genres by uniting EVERY possible style of music ... this album is awesome in a very special way.
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"We are blind to the world within us, waiting to be born"
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22.06.2011 - 00:48
Darkside Momo
Retired
Elite
Maybe the stupidest shit I've ever listened... In a brilliant way!
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My Author's Blog (in French)


"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you"

"I've lost too many years now
I'm stealing back my soul
I am awake"
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04.12.2011 - 19:52
Rating: 9
The funniest album i've ever heard, absolutely love it haha
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THRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
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16.12.2011 - 00:02
Rating: 1
BORT
Worst shit ever, these guys can die.
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16.12.2011 - 00:08
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
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Written by BORT on 16.12.2011 at 00:02
...these guys can die.

You might wanna send them an email just so they know they aren't immortal.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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16.12.2011 - 00:24
Darkside Momo
Retired
Elite
Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.12.2011 at 00:08

Written by BORT on 16.12.2011 at 00:02
...these guys can die.

You might wanna send them an email just so they know they aren't immortal.

And they'll be able to do another 'hate mail' track
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My Author's Blog (in French)


"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you"

"I've lost too many years now
I'm stealing back my soul
I am awake"
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20.04.2013 - 00:08
Rating: 10
Greatest ever.
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28.04.2014 - 04:01
Alex F
I can't tell if I love this or not. I just have no clue what's happening
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29.03.2022 - 14:54
Rating: 8
nonZero
Fairly certain there were a LOT of drugs involved in the making of this...
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So I Heard You Like Wintersun... (Time II find new bands)
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06.04.2023 - 04:50
Rating: 9
bloodwrage
Pagan Angel
I always come back to this after a few years and love it anew.
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