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22.01.2014 - 15:47Rating: 8
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* Grabs popcorn and waits for the usual Van Canto haters
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Well since nobody has stepped up to the plate yet I'll be that guy, although I'll try to choose my words carefully.
I think this gimmick has gone way too far, even though you specifically point out in the review that they have a unique talent for writing good power metal. I would argue the opposite here (keeping in mind I don't listen to enough power metal to compare quality) in that their material has always sounded completely flat, plastic, and devoid of emotion - and the songs themselves are so simple and formulaic they might as well be considered pop "hits".
The review gets your point across and I'm glad someone out there finds this stuff worthwhile, but I seriously can't get into a band whose sole talent is singing mundane riffs.
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I'm guessing the "use their mouths" comment was not meant to come across the way it did...
Anyway, this review is pretty good. I doubt I'll be agreeing with you when I actually get to hear the album (most of what I heard from the samples gave me a overwhelming feeling of "meh"), but you covered everything I could think of with this review. Makes me want to get back into reviewing, actually...
Also, I don't see Van Canto as gimmicky (or, as one commenter from another thread once said, "a poison to metal"). Would their material sound like something from a typical power metal band if it was done on traditional metal instruments? Yes, it probably would. But, really, is it bad that a band uses atypical instruments in the genre? Personally, I don't think so. I find it a nice breath of fresh air, and I'd like to hear more bands be willing to try to do stuff like Van Canto (in the "not using typical metal instruments" kind of way, not the "more A Cappella power metal, please!" kind of way).
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I was going to say something similar to Killjoy (but not as well explained  ). One of those bands I can't stand at all. Although I do find quite admirable that they managed to survive more than the initial surprise effect when they first started.
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22.01.2014 - 16:52Rating: 8
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Written by Nemo Atkins on 22.01.2014 at 16:41
I'm guessing the "use their mouths" comment was not meant to come across the way it did...
Ehm... I'm afraid it was - obviously related only to the sister
Written by Nemo Atkins on 22.01.2014 at 16:41
I doubt I'll be agreeing with you when I actually get to hear the album (most of what I heard from the samples gave me a overwhelming feeling of "meh"), but you covered everything I could think of with this review.
That's the initial sensation I had too. I can ensure you that samples do not give the right idea of what the album is about: this is the reason why I wrote about my "worries".
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Written by R Lewis on 22.01.2014 at 16:52
Ehm... I'm afraid it was - obviously related only to the sister
Wow...that must have been a really awkward situation for a while.
Written by R Lewis on 22.01.2014 at 16:52
That's the initial sensation I had too. I can ensure you that samples do not give the right idea of what the album is about: this is the reason why I wrote about my "worries".
Ah, OK. Normally, I'm not too bothered by samples not giving me a great impression of the album, but I've had a few bad experiences with albums recently (new Boston and Ashes Of Ares spring to mind), so I've been more cautious regarding new releases. I look forward to hearing this in full, then!
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22.01.2014 - 17:10Rating: 8
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Written by Nemo Atkins on 22.01.2014 at 17:05
Wow...that must have been a really awkward situation for a while.
Nah. Jokes about sisters/moms were common in my class
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My problem with Van Canto has always been that I can't take them serious, I just find them too funny. I have their "Hero" album on my iPod for solely comedic purposes. Quite possibly the most unintentionally funny band out there.
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22.01.2014 - 20:03Rating: 6
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Written by Saiyanity on 22.01.2014 at 17:18
My problem with Van Canto has always been that I can't take them serious, I just find them too funny. I have their "Hero" album on my iPod for solely comedic purposes. Quite possibly the most unintentionally funny band out there.
Yep, same trouble here. Perhaps it's just my prejudice (or something of that sort), but to me they seem more like actors or stage performers.
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Written by Saiyanity on 22.01.2014 at 17:18
I have their "Hero" album on my iPod for solely comedic purposes. Quite possibly the most unintentionally funny band out there.
Maybe it's just me, but I think the whole concept of the band seems pretty damn tongue-in-cheek. Like the tongue is almost piercing through the cheek.
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THIS IS BAD AND I DONT LIKE IT SO UR STUPID FOR WRITING THIS REVIEW AND UR BAD LOL
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^Willy proves yet again why he's MetalStorm's village idiot.
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Written by Fat & Sassy! on 22.01.2014 at 23:48
Written by Saiyanity on 22.01.2014 at 17:18
I have their "Hero" album on my iPod for solely comedic purposes. Quite possibly the most unintentionally funny band out there.
Maybe it's just me, but I think the whole concept of the band seems pretty damn tongue-in-cheek. Like the tongue is almost piercing through the cheek.
Very possible, but for me part of the humor has always been that they seem to take themselves so damn seriously. Whether or not that's intentional, I don't know, I just enjoy it.
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Written by [user id=101272] on 23.01.2014 at 02:56
^Willy proves yet again why he's MetalStorm's village idiot.
Because I was oh-so serious.
I'm fairly certain Cynic of K7 outweigh me heavily, also.
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Good review as always Mr Lewis, Van Canto is a good choice if you need a catchy tune every now and then and the new album sounds much the same.
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24.01.2014 - 10:19Rating: 8
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Written by Irritable Ted on 24.01.2014 at 00:21
Question.
How would you feel playing it to a non-metal friend?
Embarrassed much?
It depends of what kind of friend you're talking about. There are friends which I'd feel embarassed just making them listen to Kamelot's The Black Halo (one of my all-time favorites of the genre) while there are other to which I'd suggest Gloryhammer without many problems. Van Canto isn't an exception.
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I actually look forward to this album. Van Canto is like the shittiest thing I've ever heard, me and my friends laughing our asses off to the "music". We could use some new songs. "The Final Countdown" will surely be just as bad as the other covers.
Sure, they're talented but there's absolutely nothing with this band that I find good.
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