Vonpire
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31.08.2011 - 16:57Rating: 6
Ponderer.. Oh yeah I remember about him.
It's this? (Actual quotes)
Written by Vonpire on 21.10.2010 at 14:10
Written by ponderer on 21.10.2010 at 03:54
Quote: Since this anyway pointless discussion is completely off-topic, please limit your imminent hateful response to a PM. I implore you.
Um... "since this anyway pointless discussion" is totally incorrect grammar genius. You have amazing English skills and you actually have the balls to confront a native English speaker with that shit?!?!??! You really put your foot in it now.
So let me get this straight, you get to reply here and make a total ass of yourself because you know NOTHING about English and I'm supposed to use a PM?
BLOW ME
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MAN! What a stupid SON OF A B****!!!!!
I hope you drown soon on your own feces for that sentence! Stupid fucking retard ! You're a teacher? Of what? Stupidity and arrogance? You're simply the most retarded / arrogant guy I've seen online, And i really do hope they ban you, you son of a pathetic person!
Don't even try to insult me. You are ignored so far, you nazi bastard!
Written by Vonpire on 21.10.2010 at 21:15
Written by ponderer on 21.10.2010 at 19:48
That's right everyone, I'm old. I'm obviously the worst of my kind. My BEING old is my biggest fault as a human being and my BEING rude to daniell the Polish troll is me just BEING an asshole. THE lunch is ready so I need to go eat THE lunch. Feel free to perm ban me from THE Metalstorm for having my own opinion and not bowing down to some guy who can barely construct a coherent sentence in THE English.
Don't be a jerk, anyone with a brain would notice that people are against your arrogance and SPECIALLY your "nazi" sentence.
It has nothing to do with English or your age. At least from my pov.
The Paradise can be a entity also. At least i think it can...
You can call some island a Paradise and refer to that as " I wish i'll go to paradise". (the island) or "I wish I'll go to "the Paradise"" (entity).
Am i wrong? Possibly I am (I am not "native", and I know I have my limitations)
C'mon, tell, i'll give ya 5 cents
Written by Vonpire on 13.12.2010 at 13:26
(regarding ponderer review of Enslaved's Anxioma)
Hahahahahahah Hehehehehehe HIhIHIHIHIHIHhihih, OMG what a lulz guy. You're really a joke! Unbelievable.
Well, at least all people know your credit equals 0 (or less)
But it was a good joke anyway
Ok There's ponderer and then there's me... No need to say more. Lol. My wife laughed also with your comments, lovely cute little thing!
Well this album still sucks anyway I don't need you guys to like Draconian either. In fact I prefer whoever praises this album do dislike Draconian. Cause this is really really ridiculous music/lyrics/voice/attitude. It's my opinion, not intendeed to chance your opinions / taste at all. Enjoy warning, I'll be keeping distance from it anyway.
Oh and I have listened / rated this album long ago, not now. I just wanted to show you all my true vision of this album (a supposed doom masterpiece ), as I did.
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck ElitePosts: 40071 |
Written by Vonpire on 31.08.2011 at 16:57
In fact I prefer whoever praises this album do dislike Draconian. Cause this is really really ridiculous music/lyrics/voice/attitude.
So that would mean you prefer the people in Draconian to dislike their own band?
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Vonpire
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31.08.2011 - 17:10Rating: 6
Hahahaha
That was weak!
So Draconian members like this? Who cares? Do you think I care about what Draconian guys like? And even if they like, I had to praise that?
NO, sorry, not with me.
I even tried to listen this third time. I give up after that horrible nasal torment started...
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We should all listen to Vonpire guys, he's clearly an expert on Warning with a grand total of 2 plays in his Last.fm library. Oh but I'm sure he listens to it on Vinyl all the time, as well as on youtube and his MP3 player. No bullshit to be found here, go home folks, you're barking up the wrong tree. His constant backtracking, personal tracks, confusing English and contradictions are simply part of his intelligence that we aren't able to comprehend.
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vezzy Stallmanite
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Since when did Ponderer become a forum hacker?
Damn.
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Vonpire
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31.08.2011 - 18:26Rating: 6
Hey joe glad to see you checked my last fm.
And , incredibly you guessed it, even if it were in a sarcastic way. I listened this on my mp3 player, at dark in the bed, no preconcebed ideas as I was expecting something great and genious. Then it started and I just..WTF???
Lol
Now about my english.. Well not my native language so...
Ty for proof.
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InnerSelf proofread free
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31.08.2011 - 20:38Rating: 10
Damn it man XD I am going to take your side a little bit and say that I was really disappointed at the first listen afterr reading all the praise , but after a while I learned to embrace it. the vocals did not sound bad but deep and honest , the lyrics did not sound cheesy but overwhelmingly emotional and the music itself sounded so pure as Doom should be.
you might like it too if you put some effort but I guess you are too arrogant to do so -_-
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Vonpire
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31.08.2011 - 21:11Rating: 6
I tried, I really did! The music itself isn't bad, in fact it's perfectly audible and really depressive stuff. That's why I rated this with a 6 and not less...
But his voice... Oh man! Can't stand it, really can't. And the lyrics, I can not help, I just laugh at it Maybe I am not depressive type who can really appreciate this.
Either way I am not arrogant, I simply don't like! And as I said, I am not alone in this. Apparently you all talk about my pseudo-catfight in ARFTA but fail to see you guys do really worse than me. I clearly pictured it in words. And the cap fitted some people perfectly xD .
And I am not gonna torture me and lost 1 more precious hour listening to this stuff again. Specially with all the amazing offering in the world of Metal (and music in general), where in my standard, this don't fit at all.
Look how drool I am about one band in particular... Check my latest listens on last fm. (and it didn't count my listenings in car / mp3 player / ps3 ...)
Graveworm, Gothminister, Arkona, Kamelot, Katatonia, Enslaved, The Prodigy, Korn, Edge of Sanity, Edenbridge, Elis, Marilyn Manson, Illnath ... See how limited I am to Draconian
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InnerSelf proofread free
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01.09.2011 - 06:20Rating: 10
May I suggest trying 40 Watt Sun - The Inside Room where Pat delivers a sensational vocal performance "which is not whiny by any means". If you like it, appreciating Warning would not be as hard
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Vonpire
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01.09.2011 - 07:00Rating: 6
I'l try that.
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This is an astounding album. What is amazing about it...the lyrics as written on paper are surprisingly cheesy without the context, but the delivery itself is unbelievable. I can't believe some people don't like the vocals-- right from the start, I found his voice to become enrapturing. While newbs may find things dwell too long for their own good, this is a great traditional doom album, even for those who don't really like the genre (myself). I'd choose Candlemass and Black Sabbath as the bands to introduce a newb to doom, but Warning isn't far behind at all. I'm really surprised I didn't listen to this until just a few weeks ago.
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I felt in love with this album from the first listen.
Good review.
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WhyDoIDoThis
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The best type of depression is the kind music inflicts. Especially because all you have to do is change the station to snap out of it.
I just wish there chould be even 5 seconds of a tempo that doesn't recall the image of a 600 year old turtle walking across a meadow of fire and bones.
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Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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28.06.2012 - 17:43Rating: 10
I love it when the comments out do the actual review
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Boxcar Willy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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28.06.2012 - 17:55Rating: 10
Written by Slayer666 on 30.08.2011 at 23:32
That hilarious bitchfest/catfight he had on A Rose of the Apocalypse was pretty hard to miss.
Also, it reminded me a lot about that time THE_BLACK_GOD threw a similar all caps rage on jupitreas' review of My Dying Bride's For Lies I Sire. Boy, that was fun to read, we need more people like that 'round here.
Thank you for the half hour of entertainment.
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Guib Thrash Talker
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Haha the comments... are amazing. I love the album
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Metren Dreadrealm
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29.01.2016 - 08:18Rating: 9
Well, I am certainly a newbie, when it comes to any type of doom, but this album seemed like a good place to start familiarizing myself with the genre. After reading through the comments here, what surprised me the most, was that I loved the vocals from the second they started. What a cool, unique voice.
At the risk of coming across like an ignoramus, I am going to say that this type of doom seems to be a genre that (due to the lack of riffs as fast as found in thrash or some other genres) is easy to make, but also due to the same lack of pace and constantly changing motives is extremely difficult to pull off with truly great results. Slow music does tend to be more boring than fast music, to my ears at least. As such, it is pretty impressive that this album didn't bore me. I know, that isn't much of a compliment, but I am a newbie after all, I can't yet fully understand (and thus fully appreciate) the genre.
To make a long story short: I liked it, I loved the vocals, the mood and even the lyrics. This was a good album to start with.
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