Worst names for metal bands
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Posted by Kennoth, 22.05.2010 - 00:19
So, got any similar ones to share? Remember, we're talking about lame, stupid names, not how good or bad their music is.
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24.05.2010 - 18:21 Written by Met@1lurg on 24.05.2010 at 12:05 I agree on this one. Never got the idea behind names like these.. I also don't get (hed) pe and ...AAAARRGHH... (dot's included in the name). And also ReVamp, as mentioned on the first page.
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MétalNoir Fils du Lys |
25.05.2010 - 16:02
Job For A Cowboy... WTF??? Lame band name for a band that plays lame music, I guess... Also grindcore bands with stupid gore names like Cattle Decapitation; flower power bands with fluffy names like Fairyland; BM bands with Lord of the Rings names like Gorgoroth. Though Gorgoroth sounds very evil. And for good bands, Butterfly Temple and Subway to Sally are very ridiculous names.
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Edmund Fogg |
25.05.2010 - 16:08
The lamest band nome I<ve heard would have to be I Wrestled A Bear Once and Made Out Of Babies.I'll let you guess what type of music such uninspired bands play
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff |
26.05.2010 - 01:25 Written by Edmund Fogg on 25.05.2010 at 16:08 Made Out Of Babies is actually pretty good experimental, avant-garde type stuff. I'm not going to say it's the greatest thing I've ever heard, but uninspired is way off the mark on that one. Besides, you have Airbourne on your favourite bands list...er...I mean "bands I have a slight interest in" list, they are the very definition of uninspired. Judging by the rest of your list, Made Out Of Babies is playing in a genre you really don't listen to at all anyways.
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BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin |
26.05.2010 - 01:42 Written by John Barleycorn on 24.05.2010 at 10:06 like Mephiskapheles? ![]() ... SKANK FOR SATAM!
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whatsacow |
26.05.2010 - 02:18
Sunn O))). Great band, but honest to god, who names there band after an amplifier brand?
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Edmund Fogg |
26.05.2010 - 02:44 Written by Doc G. on 26.05.2010 at 01:25 Judging by the the name I didn,t felt attracted to Made Out Of Babies.I thought it was just another Metalcore act.And I agree ther is nothing new with Airbourne but its great party music to listen to and I don't think think that their commitnment to Hard Rock is a bad thing.
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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Diabolos Space For Rent! |
26.05.2010 - 11:13
Also a pretty strange name is "Barbarian Warriors In Search Of Wisdom" ![]()
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Saitenhexerin |
26.05.2010 - 12:38
How is that deathcore things called....We butter the bread with butter? or something like that. Pretty lame name, but I have no idea how they sound.
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Kennoth |
26.05.2010 - 15:30 Written by Edmund Fogg on 25.05.2010 at 16:08 OMG, I saw a vid of theirs yesterday. They're horrible.
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SerratedSyringe |
26.05.2010 - 16:49 Written by Edmund Fogg on 25.05.2010 at 16:08 I like IWABO. Anyone who doesn't like gridcore probably won't like them though... The lamest name I've heard is a pornogrind band called Queefhuffer.
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Xim Rocker of Worlds |
26.05.2010 - 20:09
I'm gonna agree that iwrestledabearonce would be on my bottom ten for band names. And bottom ten bands, while we're at it. There's also a band called the Farmer Boys, which I'll admit I kind of like the name but it is kind of stupid too. At least their music is good.
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Judas The Amputator |
26.05.2010 - 20:48
Gothic Knights. Cock & Ball Torture. Goatpenis. Satan's Almighty Penis. Old Funeral. Dark Funeral. It's 3.47am here and I thought of those off the top of my head. God knows what I'd find if I actually searched and included non-metal stuff too...
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Kennoth |
26.05.2010 - 20:54
Oh, how could I have forgotten Cock & Balls Torture!
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff |
26.05.2010 - 22:25
I think Cock & Ball Torture is a pretty fucking cool band name.
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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Fat & Sassy! Elite |
27.05.2010 - 00:36
Not really a metal band, but Hoobastank is the worst band name I've heard this side of Nickelback. D:<
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Edmund Fogg |
27.05.2010 - 00:39 Written by SerratedSyringe on 26.05.2010 at 16:49 To be honest I think IWABO is more metalcore done poorly then Grindcore they're funny at first but easyly forgettable kinda like Leng Tch'E
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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Lord_Regnier |
27.05.2010 - 01:08 Written by Irritable Ted on 23.05.2010 at 13:41 Since they put this "of fire" at the end of it, their name sounds like the epitome of cheesiness. Laughable. But there are hundreds of metal bands with retarded names that make me puke.
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SerratedSyringe |
27.05.2010 - 05:35 Written by Edmund Fogg on 27.05.2010 at 00:39 You're right, they are more metalcore than grindcore. I think the chaotic elements tend to put off a lot of would-be metal core fans, while the metal core tends to put off a lot of would-be grindcore fans. I think that's the reason they get bashed so much. I'm not a musician, so I realy cant comment on that aspect, but I know what I like when I hear it.
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whatsacow |
27.05.2010 - 08:07
Korn. Deftones. Scars of Life. Disturbed. Drowning Pool. Godsmack. 36 crazyfists. Cold. Mudvayne. Limp Bizkit (takes the cake by far) Stereomud. Just search nu metal bands and you will come up with plenty.
---- When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape?
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Edmund Fogg |
27.05.2010 - 13:52 Written by SerratedSyringe on 27.05.2010 at 05:35 Yuppe! Music is not always about how talented a band is but also how does one one feel when they listen to that said band.If that sound rocks your boat well listen to it and don't give a shit about what others think of it. One lame band name now would have to be Holy Moses.
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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Kennoth |
27.05.2010 - 13:53 Written by whatsacow on 27.05.2010 at 08:07 I think that Drowning Pool is decent, and that Disturbed is a great name. And yeah, Limp Bizkit does take the cake. (Linkin Park gets close too)
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Fat & Sassy! Elite |
27.05.2010 - 17:52
I gotta question... If I formed a somewhat progressive rock/metal band and named it "Fat & Sassy!", would that be lllllllllame? D:
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Kennoth |
27.05.2010 - 19:05
Of course it would ![]()
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Edmund Fogg |
27.05.2010 - 19:27 Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.05.2010 at 17:52 For Prog Lame and Pretentious gets the win so the answer is yuppe but it would fit the genre
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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Fat & Sassy! Elite |
27.05.2010 - 19:36 Written by Edmund Fogg on 27.05.2010 at 19:27 In all seriousness, I don't see how a name like that would be pretentious. To me, it sounds goofy and humble. In this case, I suppose that it depends on what said music would be like though...
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Edmund Fogg |
27.05.2010 - 20:58 Written by Fat & Sassy! on 27.05.2010 at 19:36 Haha just joking with you.It would be a great name for a Joke Band.And based on the definition of sassy (rude,disrepectefull...)in my book it fits perfecly with pretentious
---- You cannot sedate all the things you hate - MM The Observer is the source of reality - Bloom God damn it!! What did Diddy didn't do? - Satan
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Fat & Sassy! Elite |
27.05.2010 - 21:36 Written by Edmund Fogg on 27.05.2010 at 20:58 Well, technically, being sassy is being "rude" or "inappropriate" in a cute and fashionable manner. One is usually sassy when they are trying to be playful and/or flirtatious. AND I WOULD KNOW. ![]()
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Staff |
27.05.2010 - 21:47 Written by whatsacow on 27.05.2010 at 08:07 *sigh* more hate for anything nu-metal related. Take a drink. I'll agree with another person here, Disturbed and Drowning Pool aren't bad at all, 36 Crazyfists I like...though it is pretty cheesy. The other ones I'll agree with you on though.
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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Kennoth |
27.05.2010 - 22:32 Written by Doc G. on 27.05.2010 at 21:47 That would be me. And yeah, I noticed his undying hate for nu-metal; some names from the list indeed are lame, but some certainly aren't. As for Korn, I grew so accustomed to the name that I love it, though I can understand if people consider it cheesy, it probably is.
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