Here we go again with these fucking Finns. Whether it's the likes of Oranssi Pazuzu, Aarni, Dark Buddha Rising, or even a wild card like Candy Cane, it seems as though in the past few years there's been a growing tendency for Finnish metal to...

Beware! If you enter the horse latitudes, you might lose your mind. Or be trampled by a weird, surreal beast (from Finland, mind you).

Now, imagine a throbbing bass sound.
Got it? Add another bass, then, as heavy as the first.
Downtune them for greater...