Arian Totalis The Philosopher
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....wow, that is....harsh.
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For the hero there is No Death"
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"The Philosopher, you know so much about nothing at all." _Chuck Schuldiner.
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Valentin B Iconoclast
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Lol that is THE FUNNIEST album cover i've ever seen
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser StaffPosts: 9718 |
Doc G.Full Grown HoserStaffPosts: 9718
Hahaha, great review Herzebeth!
Quote: you Dutchmen, don't ever send me your crap to review again and go fuck a goat!
What are the chances they'll be reading this review?
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"I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck."
- George Carlin
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BitterCOld The Ancient One AdminPosts: 15255 |
Wow. to steal a phrase from Pyro, that review was about as brutal as Paris Hilton trying to read Dostoevsky.
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Talvi
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I lol'd at the cover
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http://rateyourmusic.com/~Talvi
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Herzebeth
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My take is...if they are ironic and "fun" enough to add jokes about two girls farting and about really dumb things, well...they'll love my jokes about them, it's just common sense!
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iaberis Advice Troll
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What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?
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Bitch! Please
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Herzebeth
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Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59
What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?
WTF????
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Ragana Rawrcat
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Muahahahah
I hope I won't see this artwork in my dreams. It is truly tragic.
However, this was really greeeat review! I'm definitely not longing to hear this album unless it happens accidentally. Although the song names are awesome, lol.
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Daggon Underpaid M.D.
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DaggonUnderpaid M.D.Posts: 1689
Written by iaberis on 26.02.2009 at 23:59
What's the name of the porn, its image is used as cover?
Maybe "Keep on smiling hardcore porn"?
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"Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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AngelofGrief
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Ummmmmmmmm..... Wow.... Thats ummmmmm........ Just wow.
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Elijah Dance, bitch!
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ElijahDance, bitch!Posts: 2925
I think I saw that video.
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MetalManic
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I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S
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iaberis Advice Troll
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Written by MetalManic on 27.02.2009 at 06:33
I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S
wanna recommend me any?
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Bitch! Please
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LeChron James Helvetesfossen
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Absolutely br00tality. this page is hilarious.
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Kick Ass, Die Young
Less is More
Stay Pure
Stay Poor
Music was my life, music brought me to life and music is how I will be remembered long after I leave this life. When I die there will be a final waltz in my head that only I can hear.
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Doc G. Full Grown Hoser StaffPosts: 9718 |
Doc G.Full Grown HoserStaffPosts: 9718
Theres something fascinating about the cover though. Every time I scroll by it on the page I like stop and stare at it for a minute or two...
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"I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck."
- George Carlin
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Elio Red Nightmare
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ElioRed NightmarePosts: 4920
Lol another awesome review but this time i really don't care for ther music.
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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GT Coffee!! StaffPosts: 5101 |
GTCoffee!!StaffPosts: 5101
The cover is hilarious...the review is, well harsh but funny. I'm definitely not getting this album
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Dreams are made so we don't get bored when we sleep
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Herzebeth
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If you ask me...I think the cover art could be the cover of a porno movie called "I'm about to shoot you with my cum...be ready bitch cuz I'm huge" and the girl obviously gets scared...and then she makes that face
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MetalManic
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Written by iaberis on 27.02.2009 at 07:02
Written by MetalManic on 27.02.2009 at 06:33
I've seen this photo on photshopped spoof sites. So that just goes to show the effort put into the art :S
wanna recommend me any?
hahaha. I knew I was gonna get a comment like that. Nah, it was jsut a random silly pic thing...I think
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dunkelheit_13
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Their country is very open mind to let release such sadistic album. great, marijuana?!
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war is over if you want
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goreslut 666 Account deleted |
goreslut 666 Account deleted
You are fucking crazy men !!
the artwork suck maby but this cd rules as hell !
i saw this guys on obscene extreme 2008 and they are one of the best bands of the hole festival!!
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dr.deathmetal. Account deleted |
dr.deathmetal. Account deleted
One of the old band members of rompeprop plays nou in this band.
I listen to some new songs on there website and i realy wanna have this cd.
You review is not good the play brutal music and i like it .
Also the have realy funny vidio's
I hope i will see this band live in rio de janeiro
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Herzebeth
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Written by [user id=40100] on 13.03.2009 at 18:47
One of the old band members of rompeprop plays nou in this band.
I listen to some new songs on there website and i realy wanna have this cd.
You review is not good the play brutal music and i like it .
Also the have realy funny vidio's
I hope i will see this band live in rio de janeiro
Me not understands youz
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X-Ray Rod Skandino StaffPosts: 18310 |
Written by Doc G. on 27.02.2009 at 08:02
Theres something fascinating about the cover though. Every time I scroll by it on the page I like stop and stare at it for a minute or two...
LOL... I thought I was the only one that had that problem!
The cover is so bad that I can't stop watching it... the face of both girls are....... damn!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you.
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Bloodshed Account deleted
GREAT REVIEW!
" I would rather be cannibalized to death by a teethless ugly granny than hear this album again."
Priceless man, just priceless. ROFLCOPTER on the way lol
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Smurfophagist
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This review was fucking awesome. and the album should be put in the funny stuff section.
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danielllewis
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Thet was sow funny
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Maxx666 Meshuggahian
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Funniest review i've read.
"if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell"
Ha ha ha
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