In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again....

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?!

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder"

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said:

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we