The Joke Thread (the sequel)
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Posted by Introspekrieg, 26.07.2008 - 20:13
Two men are sitting next to each other on a train, both with black eyes. Naturally curious, the first man looks at the other and says,
"So, how'd you get the black eye?"
The other guy responds, "Well, it was a freudian slip."
"What's that?" the first asks
"It's when you mean to say one thing but say another that exposes what you thought." answers the second
Then the first guys waits a second and asks, "Oh. So what happened?"
"Well, i was buying my ticket for the train, and the woman at the desk had the biggest boobs i'd ever seen. So, when i meant to say 'two tickets to pittsburgh', i accidentally said 'two pickets to tittsburgh', hence the black eye."
And so the first guy responds. "You know, that's weird, something very similar happened to me. This morning, I was eating breakfast with my wife, and i meant to say "could you pass the jam", but i accidentally said, "you ruined my life you stupid whore."
| Metren Dreadrealm Posts: 1416  |
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| Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62183  |
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"  I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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| Skaarj Posts: 4  |
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
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| Metren Dreadrealm Posts: 1416 |
Once upon a time there lived an extremely brave man. He fought a bear, a tiger and a lion. He was killed immediately, because bravery isn't nearly enough to take on even one of those animals.
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| Skaarj Posts: 4 |
3 mothers (a red-head, a brunette, and a blonde) are all sitting down talking about how disappointed they are in their daughters. The red-head mom says, "I found whiskey in my daughter's room, and I didn't even know she drank." The brunette mom says, "That's nothing. I found marijuana in my daughter's room, and I didn't even know she did drugs." The blonde mom says, "You're great mothers compared to me, I found condoms in my daughter's room, and I didn't even know she had a dick!"
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| John_Doe Posts: 5164  |
When I went for a job interview years ago I was asked if I had a police record... I said "Yes, Synchronicity". Unsurprisingly, I didn't get the job. 
---- I thought the two primary purposes for the internet were cat memes and overreactions.
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| Metren Dreadrealm Posts: 1416 |
I have just won the 2024 Loser of The Year award. I would like to thank everyone who didn't believe in me.
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