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Spider God - Black Renditions



6.5 | 33 votes |
Release date: 7 January 2022
Style: Melodic black metal

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01. Excited [The Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited" cover]
02. Dance [Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" cover]
03. Speak [No Doubt's "Don't Speak" cover]
04. Forever [Spice Girls' "Viva Forever" cover]
05. Baby [Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time" cover]
06. Genie [Christina Aguilera's "Genie In A Bottle" cover]
07. Want [Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way" cover]
08. Movin' [S Club 7's "Don't Stop Movin'" cover]
09. Bet [Troy's "Bet On It" cover]
10. Heartbreak [Kanye West's "Welcome To Heartbreak" cover]
11. Love [Twice's "What Is Love?" cover]
12. Stay [Justin Bieber & The Kid Laroi's "Stay" cover]

Staff review by
RaduP
Rating:
N/A
Black Renditions is like that scene when our hero, black metal, is being monologued by the villain, pop music, in the final act, and the villain hits it with "You and I, we're not so different after all."

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published 31.01.2022 | Comments (16)

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Comments: 11   Visited by: 107 users
30.01.2022 - 10:51
Rating: 10
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
This is the single greatest thing to happen in music this year
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Do you think if the heart keeps on shrinking
One day there will be no heart at all?
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30.01.2022 - 15:30
Rating: 4
F3ynman
Nocturnal Bro
Contributor
This is amazing
Is this the way trve metalheads enjoy pop music?

It was fun trying to recognize the songs again (of course I've heard them all at some point on the radio). And since the melodies are nice and I'm now used to black metal vocals, this is unironically enjoyable

I've often been asked by non-metalheads "how can you listen to metal? You can't dance to that!"
Now I will point them to this - 'cause this sure is dancing metal music!
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30.01.2022 - 16:15
Rating: 5
AndyMetalFreak
A Nice Guy
Contributor
I admit I enjoyed this at first listen, but after listening again the novelty has quickly worn off, just like a drunken party I guess, it's fun while it lasts, but then it gets a bit tiresome and you begin to regret it. At least in my experience anyway.
I would still listen to this all day long though, rather than Torture myself listening to the original atrocious pop crap.
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01.02.2022 - 20:10
Rating: 7
musclassia
Staff
Definitely not the worst gimmick album ever; some of the songs transfer better than others. did find myself getting a bit tired of it before the album had finished, but I'd listen to some of the songs here again
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17.02.2022 - 21:11
Rating: 6
Jared Archon
Yeah I mean, I hate it, but it's really well done. Just... why?
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17.02.2022 - 21:12
Rating: 10
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Written by Jared Archon on 17.02.2022 at 21:11

Yeah I mean, I hate it

Denial is one of the first steps towards acceptance
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Do you think if the heart keeps on shrinking
One day there will be no heart at all?
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17.02.2022 - 21:29
Rating: 6
Jared Archon
Written by RaduP on 17.02.2022 at 21:12

Written by Jared Archon on 17.02.2022 at 21:11

Yeah I mean, I hate it

Denial is one of the first steps towards acceptance

Oh god. I don't hate it...
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19.02.2022 - 06:19
Rating: 7
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
I REALLY expected myself to hate this album. I am the anti-fun police. But it's seriously so well done it's hard to hate. The Britney Spears cover is insane.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS
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14.03.2022 - 22:32
Rating: 10
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Staff
Legit still can't get over how great this is. No chance that any other metal album will get more plays out of me this year.
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Do you think if the heart keeps on shrinking
One day there will be no heart at all?
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15.03.2022 - 00:41
Rating: 6
Starvynth
i c deaf people
Staff
Hm, I dunno. I think this wears off really quickly.
For me the initial charm was guessing the original song titles, but once you hear the chorus, you already know the entire rest of every song. There are no surprises and no songwriting skills when the core of it all is some other artist's composition and familiar pop music you've already heard way too often. Some tracks (e.g."Baby") are fun, others I skipped right after or during the first chorus.
Sure, it's in the nature of cover versions to bring nothing fundamentaly new on the table, but this is so predictable that it hurts.

No full score from me. Sorry Radu.
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18.12.2023 - 14:27
Rating: 7
Metal Addiction
It is the most hilarious metal album I have ever listened to. Especially the track no. 7 and 11. make me fall in love with old pop music. This album is the perfect renditions of elapsed pop songs in a blackened way.
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