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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
07.06.2014 - 17:23
Ilham
Giant robot
Dude looks like a lady.
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07.06.2014 - 17:34
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by M C Vice on 07.06.2014 at 13:32

What about Leprechaun?

You call that a movie?
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07.06.2014 - 17:55
Mattybu
Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 17:23

Dude looks like a lady.

The second picture especially...
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07.06.2014 - 17:57
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Mattybu on 07.06.2014 at 17:55

The second picture especially...

In both honestly. But that's me, I like... manly men.
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07.06.2014 - 17:59
Mattybu
Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 17:57

Written by Mattybu on 07.06.2014 at 17:55

The second picture especially...

In both honestly. But that's me, I like... manly men.

I guess, maybe it's just the fact he has no shirt on that makes it so clear in that one to me (that he is a guy)



That's the sexiest man in metal as far as I'm concerned
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07.06.2014 - 18:07
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Mattybu on 07.06.2014 at 17:59

I guess, maybe it's just the fact he has no shirt on that makes it so clear in that one to me (that he is a guy)



That's the sexiest man in metal as far as I'm concerned

Yeah, but still .

I don't want to offend anyone. Who is it?

I always thought that Aborted, the 2005-2008 era had a good proportion of hot/above average looking guys. None of them looked like gods, but... err... IRL I'd have tapped 4 out of those 5 people .
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07.06.2014 - 18:21
Mattybu
Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 18:07

I don't want to offend anyone. Who is it?

GEORGE MOTHERFUCKING CORPSEGRINDER FISHER.... how did you not know that

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07.06.2014 - 18:25
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Mattybu on 07.06.2014 at 18:21

GEORGE MOTHERFUCKING CORPSEGRINDER FISHER.... how did you not know that


I never look at bands' pictures. Unless they're one of my favourite, there is never a time I go looking at their faces, they're usually so ugly .
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07.06.2014 - 18:36
Mattybu
Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 18:25

I never look at bands' pictures. Unless they're one of my favourite, there is never a time I go looking at their faces, they're usually so ugly .

Yeah, I understand. Even though GCF is sort of a legend you don't seem like the kind of person who would be in to Cannibal Corpse at all.

He's the boss though.
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07.06.2014 - 19:53
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Mattybu on 07.06.2014 at 18:36

Yeah, I understand. Even though GCF is sort of a legend you don't seem like the kind of person who would be in to Cannibal Corpse at all.

He's the boss though.

I actually know his name, and what he does, and was into Cannibal Corpse .
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07.06.2014 - 19:56
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Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 17:23

Dude looks like a lady.

I'd probably do her tbh.
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07.06.2014 - 20:06
Ilham
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Written by [user id=4365] on 07.06.2014 at 19:56

I'd probably do her tbh.

Your honesty confuses me.
You don't mind a little fruit basket in your garden of pleasure?
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07.06.2014 - 20:07
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Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 20:06

Your honesty confuses me.
You don't mind a little fruit basket in your garden of pleasure?

You can't beat a bit of androgyny really.
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07.06.2014 - 20:14
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by [user id=4365] on 07.06.2014 at 20:07

You can't beat a bit of androgyny really.

Not for me. As someone who likes men, but wouldn't turn down a woman, I like the men to be viril, and the woman to be feminine.
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07.06.2014 - 22:10
Mattybu
Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 19:53

Written by Mattybu on 07.06.2014 at 18:36

Yeah, I understand. Even though GCF is sort of a legend you don't seem like the kind of person who would be in to Cannibal Corpse at all.

He's the boss though.

I actually know his name, and what he does, and was into Cannibal Corpse .

Fine, fine. But a good deal of GCF's trademark persona involves the tree trunk-like neck. Gotta respect that girth.
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07.06.2014 - 22:12
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by Mattybu on 07.06.2014 at 22:10

Fine, fine. But a good deal of GCF's trademark persona involves the tree trunk-like neck. Gotta respect that girth.

Hey, I was just saying . But yeah, looks like he could bench 250 with his forehead.
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08.06.2014 - 14:20
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 17:57

In both honestly. But that's me, I like... manly men.

THIS !

Badass manly man with beard especially,

and I agree that guy doesn't look like my type of manly man at all.
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08.06.2014 - 15:15
tea[m]ster
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Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 20:14

As someone who likes men, but wouldn't turn down a woman.

Thanks for this.
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08.06.2014 - 15:39
Ilham
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Written by tea[m]ster on 08.06.2014 at 15:15

Written by Ilham on 07.06.2014 at 20:14

As someone who likes men, but wouldn't turn down a woman.

Thanks for this.

Actually, I most certainly would, but, options are open. You're welcome, I guess.
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08.06.2014 - 23:34
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by Ilham on 29.05.2014 at 23:57

I was hoping for better pics, very disappointed. I will thus go back to deifying Christian Bale, as I haven't found anything that could top that. Believe me I'm looking. Fritallia, take it as a challenge, more pics please. Are your standards low because you're not shallow or because you've been single a long time?

are you the new female version of Cynic metalhead ? he used to be the mighty bully of MS


you send us your picks, I'm willing to watch some eye-candy of your choice that would not be disappointing like mine
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09.06.2014 - 00:16
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by angel. on 08.06.2014 at 23:34

are you the new female version of Cynic metalhead ? he used to be the mighty bully of MS
you send us your picks, I'm willing to watch some eye-candy of your choice that would not be disappointing like mine

Ouch. That was harsh. No one deserves to be compared to Cynic AND be called a bully at the same time . It's like you killed me once and came back to exhume the body and finish the job.
That's the thing, my tastes in men changed a bit, and I rarely find metal musicians handsome now. But here, in the metal/hard rock section of course. I could name thousands if I didn't set those boundaries.

Henry Rollins. Looks a bit weird sometimes, and he's a bit old now, but still. That's a man right there.


Vreth from Finntroll has a cute face, but err.. juuuust a little beefing up wouldn't look bad.
There's also a young Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam) maybe.
Trent Reznor, when he's not in his goth or androgenous periods.
Oh, and Chris Cornell.

But if you askme, all those combined don't even add up to a half of Christian Bale . I was going to add a pic, but then I'd spent too much time on this topic.
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09.06.2014 - 21:42
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Ilham, that guy Vreth from Finntroll can melt me away :

I think I already added his photos to this thread, sometime before :/
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09.06.2014 - 22:49
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Marcel again deleted my comment about Rollins dude
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10.06.2014 - 01:21
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by angel. on 09.06.2014 at 21:42

Ilham, that guy Vreth from Finntroll can melt me away :
I think I already added his photos to this thread, sometime before :/

Girl, sorry to remind you of how out of reach he is. I wanted to post one here, I kinda knew he'd be your type. But he's always half naked and he doesn't look good without a shirt. Haha.
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