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César Márquez
Bauda
Bauda
12.08.1981
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Markus Langer
Aeshma, Vmrs
Asphagor
12.08.1987
403
Derek Hicks
Cynestol
Dagon (USA-TX)
12.08.1986
404
Alexey Novikov
Crazymetalliman, Олексій Новіков
Reabilitator
12.08.1989
405
Benjamin "Ben" Taylor
Vulgate
Inhuman Nature
Winter's Edge
12.08.1991
406
Ivan Gujić
Meathook
NeonGod
Blood Red Throne
Omnipotent Hysteria
The Fallen Prophets
12.08.1985
407
Davide Cicalese
Pagan
Furor Gallico
Ephyra
Ad Plenitatem Lunae
Gotland
Aeternal Seprium
Ulvedharr
13.08.1988
408
Jó
Theriomorphic
13.08.1972
409
Benjamin Sheldon
Lord Koskesh
Trivax
13.08.1995
410
Oliver "Olli" Fuhlhage
Stonemiller Inc.
Mob Rules
13.08.1966
411
Ilias Petrogiannis
Elias Petrogiannis
Prassein Aloga
13.08.1971
412
Christian Schwinn
Chinchilla
13.08.1970
413
Thorbjörn "Thobbe" Englund
Thobbe Englund
Civil War
Raubtier
Star Queen
Sabaton
Winterlong
Bloodbound
Cathalepsy
Mistheria
Hulkoff
Aldaria
PermaDeath
Follow The Cipher
13.08.1979
414
Philip Dennis Schunke
Sly
Van Canto
The Lionheart
Synasthasia
Heavatar
Phantasma (NED)
Tarja
13.08.1980
415
Freddie Meadon
Freddie Meaden
Tortured Demon
13.08.2006
416
Ralph Jurschitsch
Silius
13.08.1985
417
Nili Brosh
Seven The Hardway
Ethan Brosh
Tony MacAlpine
13.08.1988
418
Dario Lastrucci
Cornelivs
Exence
Suicidal Causticity
Sextum Sepulcrum
Ade
Subhuman
Eldritch
Hellblade
13.08.1986
419
Constanza Godoy Díaz
Tanza, Tanza Speed
Aphrodite
Demona
13.08.1990
420
Lian Gerbino
Tersivel
13.08.1983
421
Gerard Dack
Switchblade
13.08.1981
422
Jonny Pettersson
Ravaged By The Yeti
Rotpit
Succubus
The Hangmans Sorrow
Ashcloud
Vholdghast
Sorghegard
Crossbow Suicide
Pale King
Human Harvest
Cropsy Maniac
Wormveil
Ursinne
Monstrous
Nattravnen
Berzerker Legion
Henry Kane
Syn:drom
Gods Forsaken
Heads For The Dead
Just Before Dawn
Skineater
Wombbath
Massacre
Creeping Flesh
No More Room In Hell
House By The Cemetary
PermaDeath
Rex Demonus
Valgrind
13.08.1982
423
Razi Elbaz
Shredhead
13.08.1993
424
Trevor William Church
Devil Cross
Hysteria (USA)
Beastmaker
Haunt
Oath SC
Saber
Satan
Blood Curse
Salem's Pot
Monolord
Thor
13.08.1981
425
Jake Salyards
Hunter's Ground
13.08.1981
426
René Pedersen
Mercenary
Trold
13.08.1982
427
Martin Donnelly
Advent Sorrow
13.08.1987
428
Víctor Rodríguez (I)
Violent Cult
Oldeath
13.08.1988
429
Maximilian Gröger
Terrateya
13.08.1979
430
Nahir Salomé Villalba
Nanu Villalba
Nervosa
Matan S.A.
13.08.1999
431
Roberto García
Avalanch
WarCry
13.08.1972
432
Niklas Sundin
Mitochondrial Sun
Laethora
HammerFall
Dark Tranquillity
Sigh
13.08.1974
433
Guy Van Campenhout
Vortigern
Angeli Di Pietra
Herfst
13.08.1980
434
Benjamin William Terhune
Ben Terhune
Black Hole Of Calcutta
13.08.1982
435
Rodney Fabiann
Signs Of The Swarm
Ruins (USA)
So This Is Suffering
13.08.1994
436
Cristiano "Criz" Mozzati
Lacuna Coil
13.08.1973
437
Erik Silverberg
Cloud Zone
13.08.1991
438
Matthieu Favre
Anachronism
Norvhar
AM:PM
13.08.1989
439
Travis Jiron
Wicked Innocence
13.08.1973
440
Håkan Haugland
Ian
Trilogy
Europe
ColdSpell
Stormwind
Candlemass
13.08.1964
441
Alessio Velliscig
Pathosray
Fairyland
13.08.1985
442
Giannina Pizzoleo
Åskväder
Myling
Xalpen
Hetroertzen
13.08.1984
443
Robin Zielhorst
Crown Compass
OneGodLess
Mourn (NLD)
Exivious
Our Oceans
Ne Obliviscaris
Textures
Cynic
Taine
13.08.1982
444
Janne Heimonen
Jay Slammer
Negative
13.08.1983
445
Stefano Herian Da Re
Kanseil
13.08.1994
446
Trey Spruance
Asva
Mr. Bungle
Secret Chiefs 3
Atomic Ape
Faith No More
Earth
Marc Urselli's SteppenDoom
Estradasphere
14.08.1969
447
Stet Howland
William Howland
Stream
Killing Machine
Belladonna
Temple Of Brutality
Impellitteri
W.A.S.P.
Lita Ford
Metal Church
MVP
14.08.1960
448
Eric Gillette
TEMIC
Neal Morse
Trytan
Stefan Petanovski
Isle Of The Cross
Awaken
J. R. B Symphony
14.08.1984
449
Honza Vanek
Et Moriemur
Oblomov
Panychida
14.08.1982
450
Robin Pörschke
Bleeding Heaven
Call Of Charon
14.08.1987
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