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April 2020
Epica - Design Your Universe
26.04
9.0
26.04
Golden Ashes - In The Lugubrious Silence Of Eternal Night
26.04
8.0
26.04
Reign Of Fury - Death Be Thy Shepherd
26.04
9.5
26.04
Seprevation - Consumed
26.04
8.8
26.04
Barishi - Old Smoke
25.04
8.4
25.04
Malokarpatan - Krupinské Ohne
25.04
8.0
25.04
Dishonour The Crown - The English Way
25.04
7.7
25.04
Epica - The Divine Conspiracy
25.04
8.5
25.04
Serpent Column - Endless Detainment
24.04
8.0
24.04
Turmion Kätilöt - Global Warning
24.04
8.0
24.04
Thin Lizzy - Chinatown
24.04
8.1
24.04
Thin Lizzy - Renegade
24.04
7.7
24.04
Sweven - The Eternal Resonance
24.04
9.0
24.04
Benighted - Obscene Repressed
24.04
7.0
24.04
Thin Lizzy - Thunder And Lightning
24.04
9.0
24.04
Kick Axe - Vices
24.04
7.6
24.04
Poltergeist - Behind My Mask
24.04
8.4
24.04
The Defiled - Grave Times
24.04
6.8
24.04
Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin Kynsi
23.04
8.5
23.04
The Defiled - 1888
22.04
6.3
22.04
Wheelfall - The Atrocity Reports
22.04
8.0
22.04
Cult Of Fire - Nirvana
20.04
7.5
20.04
Cult Of Fire - Moksha
20.04
7.0
20.04
Æther Realm - Redneck Vikings From Hell
20.04
8.2
20.04
Tarja - In The Raw
20.04
8.4
20.04
Gnaw Their Tongues - I Speak The Truth, Yet With Every Word Uttered, Thousands Die
19.04
7.4
19.04
Ulcerate - Stare Into Death And Be Still
19.04
9.0
19.04
Rise To Remain - City Of Vultures
19.04
6.5
19.04
Saxon - Sacrifice
19.04
8.2
19.04
Burial (NED) - Relinquished Souls
18.04
8.0
18.04
Spectral Lore / Mare Cognitum - Wanderers: Astrology Of The Nine [Collaboration]
18.04
8.0
18.04
Soulfly - Omen
18.04
6.7
18.04
Hällas - Conundrum
18.04
7.0
18.04
Machine Head - Unto The Locust
18.04
7.7
18.04
Bruce Dickinson - Skunkworks
18.04
8.4
18.04
Freedom Call - Dimensions
16.04
5.8
16.04
Metallica - Hardwired... To Self-Destruct
16.04
6.6
16.04
Borgne - Y
16.04
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16.04
Clouds - Durere
16.04
7.0
16.04
Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast
15.04
7.0
15.04
Iron Maiden - The Final Frontier
15.04
6.6
15.04
Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark
15.04
7.8
15.04
Black Curse - Endless Wound
13.04
-
13.04
Nightwish - Human. :II: Nature.
13.04
5.7
13.04
Fozzy - Judas
13.04
6.4
13.04
Cattle Decapitation - Death Atlas
13.04
8.7
13.04
Fear Factory - Mechanize
13.04
9.0
13.04
Conception - State Of Deception
12.04
7.0
12.04
Stoned Jesus - The Harvest
12.04
8.2
12.04
Municipal Waste - The Last Rager
12.04
6.7
12.04
Devin Townsend - Empath
12.04
9.2
12.04
Kvaen - The Funeral Pyre
12.04
8.0
12.04
Anthrax - Stomp 442
12.04
8.2
12.04
Megadeth - Risk
12.04
5.1
12.04
Mötley Crüe - Girls, Girls, Girls
12.04
4.8
12.04
Mordred - Fool's Game
10.04
8.2
10.04
Limp Bizkit - Significant Other
10.04
5.9
10.04
Plague - Portraits Of Mind
10.04
7.0
10.04
Nitro - O.F.R.
09.04
5.0
09.04
Sacred Reich - Awakening
09.04
8.0
09.04
Turisas - Turisas2013
09.04
5.3
09.04
Coal Chamber - Coal Chamber
09.04
4.0
09.04
Thy Art Is Murder - Human Target
09.04
7.5
09.04
Lost Society - No Absolution
08.04
5.0
08.04
Church Of The Cosmic Skull - Everybody's Going To Die
08.04
8.8
08.04
Dokken - Tooth And Nail
08.04
7.7
08.04
Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry
08.04
8.4
08.04
Megadeth - Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good!
07.04
7.8
07.04
Megadeth - Cryptic Writings
07.04
5.5
07.04
Evile - Five Serpent's Teeth
07.04
8.5
07.04
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